May 4, 2006, - 11:12 pm

His Ego Size?: A Caption Contest

By Debbie Schlussel
The Detroit Free Press had a caption contest using this photo. But the paper refused to print any captions involving Monica Lewinsky or Bill Clinton’s sex life, and that’s no fun. Given the man and his pose in the photo, it invites only that kind of caption.
For the record, the portrait of Bill Clinton does NOT feature a wedding ring (though the real-life version standing in front of it is wearing one). What’s your suggested caption? For the time being, we can’t think of any good ones.

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(Photo by Haraz N. Ghanbari/Associated Press)

“Yasser Said My Foreign Policy Was This Big; So Did Monica.”

-or-
“My New Life as a Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest Judge

is So Much More Fulfilling.”

-or-
“Now That I’ve Removed Soda Machines From America’s Schools, We Can Put ‘em in My House. Oval Office Desk or Not, I Dig Visits from Fat Chicks.”

-or-
Basic Instinct 3, Male Co-Star Audition

-or-
“It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp”

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8 Responses

“My portrait is pretty nice, but you should see Hillary’s. Her ass is THIS BIG!”

William Smith on May 4, 2006 at 11:43 pm

“I caught a Big Mac…and it was THIS!!!! big!!”

Cpilot on May 5, 2006 at 12:57 am

Wow! Check it out, a painting of Ted Koeppel!

Mumblix Grumph on May 5, 2006 at 5:09 am

“Sometimes when you stretch a lie it just becomes the truth.”

Canadian Infidel on May 5, 2006 at 7:39 am

“Looky here. A shadow puppet of Monica’s behind. Heh heh.”

Canopicjar on May 5, 2006 at 12:17 pm

Welcome now my friends to the show that never ends, we’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!

Uncle Tim on May 5, 2006 at 12:56 pm

“In Clinton WE trust” or “I caught all my terrorists”

EminemsRevenge on May 5, 2006 at 1:47 pm

“…ha, ha, ha,…and then I said to Fidel, ‘I had one THIS big in the Oval Office!'”

Thee_Bruno on May 5, 2006 at 4:40 pm

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