July 22, 2005, - 6:58 am
By Debbie Schlussel
If you’re an illegal immigrant, alien smuggler, terrorist, or money launderer anywhere near Michigan or Ohio, today is the day to commit your crime and get away with it. If you’re a taxpayer anywhere in America, today is yet another day that Homeland Security is wasting your money on beer-guzzling parties, instead of keeping you safe.
Today, Michigan and Ohio Homeland Security agents will be busy protecting the rest of us–at a mandatory barbecue and volleyball training session at Michigan’s Selfridge military base, while criminals and illegal aliens are free to do illegally as they wish, unfettered. That’s the latest “Homeland Security” project of Brian Moskowitz a/k/a Abu Moskowitz, Special Agent in Charge of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for Michigan and Ohio.
Those billions in taxes you paid in the name of fighting terrorists are really going to fund beers and hot dogs, while Homeland Security chieftain Moskowitz and his agents “guard” the perimeter Selfridge golf course, volleyball courts, and inland beach from terrorists and other malefactors. Of course, none of Moskowitz’s agents want to be there. They want to do REAL law enforcement work (most of which Moskowitz has shut down, if it’s Muslim-related)–or enjoy their hard-earned vacations (all of which Moskowitz suddenly cancelled for the purpose of attending this questionable confab). Morale could not be lower, and the best agents want to quit.
They question why ICE, which Moskowitz “runs,” has no money for pens and files for opening new cases on money laundering, terrorist funding, drug dealing, and illegal immigration (or even adequate oil changes for agents’ “G” cars). Yet, there is plenty of taxpayer dollars to improperly spend for Moskowitz to party at this summer barbecue, while illegal immigrants, money launderers, etc. can do as they wished, unimpeded.
In the past, I’ve written about Abu Moskowitz, and how he’s too busy courting Islamic terrorists and potential and current girlfriends during the business day, to worry about illegal immigrants (unless they’re Hispanic; Muslims need not worry), illegal drugs, money laundering, and counterfeit goods connected to Islamic terrorists. I’ve also written about how he’s allowed an Islamic terrorist to conduct his office’s recruiting efforts for new agents, and how an alleged sex offender/child molester and a drunk-driving prostitute patron remain active Moskowitz agents–both of whom will be at today’s Homeland Security picnic.
The only “substantial” thing Abu Moskowitz has done, of late, was seizing t-shirts at the All-Star Game (to get his name on ESPN.com–more on that, next week). Don’t you feel safe now that t-shirts featuring an Old English letter “D” are off the streets, to keep them from terrorizing your children?
Rest assured, the hot dogs are good, and so is the mustard. The investigation of illegal aliens, drug dealers, and Islamic terrorists, not so much. Unless they just happen to be among those enjoying a Heineken at Selfridge, today. Fat chance.
Hey Abu Moskowitz, this Bud’s for you. Kumbaya!
***UPDATE: I was contacted by one of Moskowitz’s Ohio ICE agents, Saturday. While they were invited to the day-long, tax-funded Moskowitz party at Selfridge military base in Michigan, he tells me that–unlike all of the Michigan-based ICE agent, for whom attending and partying with Abu Moskowitz was mandatory (all vacation and work was cancelled)–they did not attend. “NO ONE from Ohio attended the mandatory festivities, we were all busy protecting the homeland!” Glad to hear it. But that assumes that, unlike his behavior in Michigan, Abu Moskowitz has not shut down most Ohio investigations into Islamic terrorism funding, illegal Islamic immigration, etc.
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