May 31, 2006, - 1:39 pm

Buh-Bye, Katie Couric (Unfortunately, Not Good Riddance)

By Debbie Schlussel
In honor of Katie Couric bidding good-bye to “The Today Show,” this morning, in preparation for her new hosting gig at the “CBS Evening News,” we wanted to recount our least fave memory of perky Katie on “Today”:
Using the excuse that her husband died of colon cancer, Katie wanted to show us how simple and easy a colonoscopy exam can be. But she also wanted to show us something else. Fresh from a new personal trainer/guru’s fitness program, the live on-air colon exam began with the camera panning to her removing her thong underwear and pulling it down her legs.
Preparation for the anchor chair at the “CBS Evening News” or the fluff chair at the SPICE Channel? Can you imagine any other news anchor (say, Tom Brokaw or Brian Williams) doing that with his boxer shorts? Don’t go there.
Buh-Bye, Katie, but unfortunately not good riddance.

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10 Responses

What the hell??!

Marcubius on May 31, 2006 at 2:11 pm

now she’s going to be the one we listen to at dinner time.Telling us how many are dead,wounded or missing in action.

danny on May 31, 2006 at 3:07 pm

I must admit, I had always thought of Katie as wearing boxers not thongs. You know, like your Grandmother may have worn. One leg hiked up over the arm of a rocker and cigar in mouth.
I may disagree with Debbie on this but, in my opinion, Elizabeth Vargas is by far the best looking “news babe” there is. Katie is a lib through and through.

Marcubius on May 31, 2006 at 3:19 pm

Because of Katie’s legendary set of choppers, CBS just announced that the new tune for the news(?) program will be the theme from “Jaws”.

Thee_Bruno on May 31, 2006 at 3:38 pm

legendary set of choppers,what does that mean?

danny on May 31, 2006 at 4:40 pm

bruno just a joke,it’s all just a joke

danny on May 31, 2006 at 4:42 pm

I don’t understand what you all have against Katie. She is an amazing person and journalist. It seems as though the only reason you don’t like her is because she is liberal. That’s pretty lame, if you ask me. Based on what you’ve written about her, it sounds like you are all just jealous of her success. Grow up.

ilovekatie on June 1, 2006 at 12:49 am

You’re right, you’re right. I just feel terrible about myself.
LOL!

Thee_Bruno on June 1, 2006 at 9:42 am

“Using the excuse that her husband died of colon cancer . . .”
Debbie Schlussel, you are absolutely despicable.
What on Earth drives you to write such hateful garbage every day?

Avalon on June 1, 2006 at 12:49 pm

She exploited her husband’s death just so she could get her rocks off on live TV doing an impromptu stripper routine. What a pervert!

Thee_Bruno on June 1, 2006 at 3:04 pm

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