April 9, 2010, - 4:52 pm
Is it just me . . . or were you also disgusted with the hero’s welcome and six minutes of cheers and applause for Tiger Woods at his return to golf at yesterday’s Masters tournament appearance? A guy had sex with like 16 women (the count could be higher, but I’m not keeping track) and the crowd at a staid golf tournament cheers his return, like he’s some kind of hero? It’s not like he was a war hero or beat cancer. He beat syphilis and crabs. (Or maybe he didn’t.)
Creepier is the obvious pimping of a dead guy by Nike in order to rehab Woods and sell shoes. I have more respect for women in sequin tube-tops who walk the streets of Detroit’s Eight Mile and sell themselves by the hour. At least, they’re honest about what they do. Their prices may be cheaper than those of Woods. But, in reality, he’s cheaper than they are.
These two videos say it all for me . . . and they’re funny (the first one far more than the second):
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