June 29, 2006, - 11:23 am

Best Take We’ve Seen on Rush Limbaugh Customs Ordeal

By Debbie Schlussel
DebbieSchlussel.com street creds to Judi McLeod, Editor and founder of Canada Free Press, for a great piece on the phony media and tattle tales so eager to take Rush Limbaugh down.
An excerpt:

For the tell-it-all enemy, Rush is big game.
It’s not as if a Hillary Clinton or a Nancy Pelosi could sneak his diary off a bedside table, where Rush only keeps copies of the Bible and books like Help! Mom! There’s a Liberal Under My Bed! And Rush doesn’t wear a toupee.
They wouldn’t dare to make fun of his hearing problems. That would be too politically incorrect. . . .
[T]here’s not much gossip in the romantic department about Rush Limbaugh, no blue dress stuff.
Skeletons in Rushes’ closet don’t get to hang in the back with the musty clothes; they’re dragged out to dance happy jigs on the blogosphere.
If airport authorities had clocked any other Romeo with Viagra in their luggage, there would be no news to leak.
But Rush Limbaugh is “that capitalist pig Rush Limbaugh”.
So the guy who coined the term “FemiNazis” would be open game for politically correct malcontents.
Lefties and their running dogs would go to most any length to embarrass Limbaugh. How many of their heroes smile at you from behind their latest dose of Botox?
How many are kept forever young courtesy of expensive plastic surgery?
How many stars in the Liberal media steal svelte from girdles that would smother a hippo, hide growing hair plants under their toupees?

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6 Responses

The LIBERAL activists who are out to get Rush just keep embarassing themselves. They salivated at the prospect that Rush was going to jail for ‘doctor shopping’ (just as they salivated that Karl Rove was going to jail over ‘Plamegate’) only to see they’re hopes and dreams dashed. They’ll coo about this one, only to have egg on their faces later.

Thee_Bruno on June 29, 2006 at 3:29 pm

The USA loves nothing more than to see a hypocrite fall from grace, whether it be from the left or the right. Perhaps Rush should have thought a little more carefully before he talked about his “conservative” drug policy when his actions represent that of a “liberal” drug user.
Come through the border with drugs and get busted, and you are a celeb, it’s going to make the press. Seen it time and time again, it doesn’t matter what your political beliefs are.

ICEAGENT on June 29, 2006 at 9:06 pm

I wonder when the last time Palm Beach told customs to search 50 cents, ludicrous, or Russell Simmons private jets?
If they started searching the private jets that fly out of Palm Beach they would not have any residents left.
When did it become OK for the authorities to announce the private medical information to the press? Limbaugh broke no law.It is legal in Florida to have a RC in the Docs name that is why he has not be arrested for violating his probation.
This was a setup from the beginning and the Palm Beach DA should be sanctioned for disclosing private information to the public.

ScottyDog on June 30, 2006 at 1:07 pm

Scotty,
In my time at US Customs I witnessed MANY celebs being searched. Any private jet is subject to search when it comes into the country, just because YOU haven’t seen it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.

ICEAGENT on June 30, 2006 at 1:34 pm

Here’s a question most people don’t ask. What was Rush, a single moral, Christian guy doing with Viagra in the Dominican Republic? I went to D.R. with a buddy and I banged broads. What’s Rush doing there, promoting his radio show?

KOAJaps on July 1, 2006 at 2:45 pm

Anywho, leave the guy alone. Also, who’s in charge of detaining Rush? The ICE and possibly the FDA, both entities of the Bush administration. See? Even this so-called Republican is acting like them commie liberal. I SAID IT! I know Rush won’t, he has a drug sentence hanging over his head…poor guy

KOAJaps on July 2, 2006 at 5:42 am

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