June 29, 2006, - 11:23 am
By Debbie Schlussel
DebbieSchlussel.com street creds to Judi McLeod, Editor and founder of Canada Free Press, for a great piece on the phony media and tattle tales so eager to take Rush Limbaugh down.
For the tell-it-all enemy, Rush is big game.
It’s not as if a Hillary Clinton or a Nancy Pelosi could sneak his diary off a bedside table, where Rush only keeps copies of the Bible and books like Help! Mom! There’s a Liberal Under My Bed! And Rush doesn’t wear a toupee.
They wouldn’t dare to make fun of his hearing problems. That would be too politically incorrect. . . .
[T]here’s not much gossip in the romantic department about Rush Limbaugh, no blue dress stuff.
Skeletons in Rushes’ closet don’t get to hang in the back with the musty clothes; they’re dragged out to dance happy jigs on the blogosphere.
If airport authorities had clocked any other Romeo with Viagra in their luggage, there would be no news to leak.
But Rush Limbaugh is “that capitalist pig Rush Limbaugh”.
So the guy who coined the term “FemiNazis” would be open game for politically correct malcontents.
Lefties and their running dogs would go to most any length to embarrass Limbaugh. How many of their heroes smile at you from behind their latest dose of Botox?
How many are kept forever young courtesy of expensive plastic surgery?
How many stars in the Liberal media steal svelte from girdles that would smother a hippo, hide growing hair plants under their toupees?
Read the rest.
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