July 17, 2006, - 7:51 am
By Debbie Schlussel
Since I’ve been writing about Hezbollah for almost a decade–well before the current breed of armchair “terrorist” analysts who haven’t a real clue about the group–there have been many searches on this site regarding the Shi’ite Muslim terrorist group, especially now, with the Hezbollah World War III World Tour going on.
I’ll be writing much more about Hezbollah (and it’s current, outrageous attacks on Israel), from which I took a brief break, but the searches for Hezbollah in my work documenting the group continue. Among these, the most interesting search is one from Canada using the term “Hezbollah Men With Breasts.” That one made me laugh.
Come join Hezbollah Men with Breasts in a terrorist parade . . .
But, actually, it’s kind of a redundant phrase. Hezbollah men might as well have breasts–women’s ones–because they are the biggest girlie-men on the planet. They’re not brave. They’re cowards. So I asked our master, in-house photo-shopper David Lunde to put together some pics of what Hezbollah’s “men” are really like.
Especially their leader Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah. For all his blustery talk, over the years, about the supreme merits of martyrdom, he seems all too scared to face his own “martyrdom” head on. Rather than go meet Allah and the 72-dark-eyed re-virginized, Nasrallah hid like a coward. Israel struck Nasrallah’s office and home, and girlie-man Nasrallah went into hiding. Whatta wimp! The CEO for life of Cowards ‘R’ Us.
So much for his martyrdom arranged marriage mechanism–whereby he encourages young, newly-married prospective terrorists to give their lives fighting the “Evil Zionist Entity” and finds their baby machine wives new husbands to replace them. When it comes to his own life, martyrdom just isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
And then there’s the attacks on Israeli soldiers, multiple kidnappings of them over the years (memo to so-called “terrorism experts”: it didn’t begin, last week), the rocket-launches since 2000 (that, too, is not a new, last-week development), etc., etc., ad nauseam. None of these are the work of brave soldiers fighting mano-a-mano. None of this is the behavior of a real army that respects the law of warfare. It’s the work of the real “chicken-hawks” (the term liberals love to overuse against patriotic Americans wanting to fight terror). Hezbollah talks tough, but its actions are extraordinarily wimpy and cowardly.
Someone ought to tell Nasrallah and company to lay off the lavender and tea tree oil, since it appears gynecomastia abounds in the fraidy-cat terror group. Bravery, true courage would manifest itself if Hezbollah stopped the violence, stopped shelling southward on innocent civilians, stopped the murder and kidnapping. Don’t look for an ounce of that in these true girlie-men.
On the other hand, Israel has shown remarkable restraint in its response. It could crush this motley, wimpy crew in an instant, if it wished. But crushing girlie-men when the real testosterone is on your side, now that wouldn’t be fair. Would it? If the girlie-men were on our border going into Texas, Arizona and North Dakota murdering policemen, and kidnapping others, shooting rockets all-around, the wimp factor and high-estrogen of the perpetrators wouldn’t matter an iota. They’d be pulverized in a New York minute.
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