September 29, 2006, - 12:27 pm

HOprah Watch: Blechh! Oprah Mag Picks Daily Kos’ Zuniga, Assorted Libs “Real Sexiest Men Alive”

By Debbie Schlussel
Gross! Oprah’s “O” Magazine picks “The Real Sexiest Men Alive” (“Real” is underlined in the mag) in its October 2006 issue. And all we can say is: BLECHHHHHHH!
Among her top 16 of allegedly “sexiest” men alive are far-left moonbat-in-chief blogger Markos Moulitsas Zuniga. Eeeuuuuwwww. What is sexy about him? Conspiracy theorists are sexy? Who knew? He’s number 7. Gushes annoying O Contributing Editor Aimee Lee Ball:

His wildly popular Daily Kos blog is arguably the most exciting new place for discourse about public policy issues like stem cell research and privacy that concern us all, or should. A little self-deprecation is so appealing (he calls himself a loudmouthed nerd), as is his mastery of his domain.

Uh, sorry, but the only mastery of any domain that Moulitsas reminds us of is that of the infamous “The Contest” episode of “Seinfeld” dealing with that “topic.”

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And there are others of his ilk. Number 3 is testy, anti-Bush NBC White House correspondent David Gregory, he of White House press conference eruptions. Number 5 is leftist Senator Barack Obama. Number 10 is leftist economist and U.N. advisor Jeffrey D. Sachs–the Harvard academic who, along with Bono, wants U.S. taxpayers to forgive trillions in debt owed us by terror-host states like Sudan. Not sexy. Just absurd.
At number 14 is liberal, pan-Islamist Muslim commentator Fareed Zakaria. Because you always have to have your token unsexy Muslim apologist on any sexy list, right? Otherwise, CAIR will protest you. And finally, at number 16, is Patrick J. Fitzgerald. Why do the ambiguously gay chicks at House of Oprah think he’s sexy? Take a guess.

As special prosecutor investigating the outing of covert CIA operative Valerie Plame, he insisted on questioning George W. Bush. Being unafraid to speak truth to power and playing a mean game of rugby is an unbeatable sexy combination.

Uh, no it isn’t . . . except maybe to “women” like Oprah and Gayle, who don’t like men. And by the way, how did indicting Scooter Libby “speak truth to power,” when Fitzgerald knew all along that lib Richard Armitage outed Plame? Apparently railroading an innocent “neo-con” in Federal Court is extremely sexy in the World According to HOprah.

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NOT HOT

Here’s the complete list of geekiest liberal, er . . . “real sexiest” men alive:
1. Cory A. Booker–liberal Newark Mayor and Yale lawyer.
2. Larry Page and Sergey Brin–Google founders.
3. David Gregory
4. Albert Pujols–St. Louis Cardinals First Baseman (he should sue Oprah for listing him among these geeks; very uncool)
5. Barack Obama
6. James Nachtway–photographer of the African AIDS crisis
7. Markos Moulitsas Zuniga
8. Robert Egger–founded D.C. Central Soup Kitchen
9. Dr. Drew Pinsky–hosts sex radio show, used to host MTV sex show
10. Jeffrey D. Sachs
11. Larry Norton–Breast cancer researcher (also needs to sue Oprah)
12. Johann Olav Koss–Olympic gold medalist who uses sports as tool for kids in third world
13. Michael Arad–Architect designing politically correct Ground Zero Memorial with artsy fartsy pools and waterfalls and “living park” devoid of noting what really happened there
14. Fareed Zakaria
15. Alton Brown–Food Network chef
16. Patrick J. Fitzgerald
If these men are “sexy,” sex is dead. Sexiest men alive? More like, squirreliest. Yet another reason why Oprah Sucks.

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10 Responses

Just further proof how out-of-touch Winfrey is plus reveals her megalomania once again.

Carl on September 29, 2006 at 2:17 pm

LOL. Thanks. I needed that.

Jeremiah on September 29, 2006 at 2:31 pm

where is stedfast and gayle king ex husband shame on you oprah !!!

PNAMARBLE on September 29, 2006 at 3:34 pm

This was a goof, right Debbie?! This is more like a list of members of the Physics Club from High School. Moulitsas?! I’m still laughing!! That’s got to be a goof. Dude looks like the retarded lab cloned experiment of John Cryer’s DNA.

Yiddish Steel on September 29, 2006 at 4:26 pm

Yes, Debbie, and yet again you have hit the nail on the head with a hammer – whatever that saying is. Albert Pujols a/k/a #4 should sue or should do something – for being put on this list with the rest of them.
We’ve all seen that site, I can’t find it right now… It’s the one that shows you – Debbie – Michelle Malkin, Bo Derek, and Ann Coulter representing the Republican women and Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Teresa Kerry and Helen Thomas as Democrats… Well, now we know who poor Albert Pujols is going to be left to choose from when it comes time to look for a wife [provided he's not married, Mormon or Muslim].
The site I referred to can be viewed, here:
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/002188.html

BT in SA on September 29, 2006 at 4:26 pm

this is a call for help.
late night TV in tulsa has been re-shuffled.
no longer can we watch steeb mcgarret chase wo fat around hawaii.
oprah is now on late night tv.
jeebus cripes.
now we have the most powerful person on the planet to chastise our conservative nature here.
hopefully that chinese laser will mis-fire and hit the transformer outside the WB studios.
that’s my only hope.
give her a broom and let her fly out of town.

louielouie on September 29, 2006 at 5:35 pm

Yes, Oprah sucks. She is the Queen of Show-biz Limousine Liberal suckery.

FreethinkerNY on September 29, 2006 at 7:44 pm

Where is her boyfriend Tom Cruise?
He’s short, but he is better looking than these.

Burt on September 30, 2006 at 10:06 am

David Gregory is a FAG! But, not only is he a fag, he’s also a fag hag. Just take a look at that “serious mug shot” in that photo. Once you observe his “stare”, his peroxide hair job on the top of his mug, his eyebrows, and his puckered mouth….you just know that he’s a “catcher”, rather than a “pitcher”!
He’s a Blabra Streisand wannabe! He probably has Blabs’s entire collection of fag hits! He most likely cries in his quiche every time he hears; “The Way We Were”, as he conjures up images of his college boyfriends whom he left “behind”.
David Gregory – A man Liberace would be proud to call his own. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
David “The Fag” Gregory…coming to a WWE Pay-Per-View event near you! He’ll be the one wearing pantyhose over his face, with lots of goo plastered on the outside.

Thee_Bruno on October 1, 2006 at 9:02 pm

I wish I were as sexy as them guys. :( I’m an obese Jap with a small penis :*(**** I make Howard Stern look like a giant WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

KOAJaps on October 2, 2006 at 7:47 pm

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