November 19, 2006, - 9:08 am
By Debbie Schlussel
Only one reason to note the bizarro Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes marriage, yesterday, on this site: Bride Holmes, who usually towers over cruise even in flat shoes (she’s several inches taller) has suddenly shrunken a few inches for this official bridal shot. Yes, the vanity of Tom Cruise and other Hollywood stars like him goes even that low (well, to be fair, she’s the one going low–bending her knees and leaning down–to look shorter). “Now, Kate, after I jumped on that Oprah couch, it wouldn’t look good if you are taller than me in our wedding photos, so scoot down.” More smoke and mirrors from Hollywood.
By the way, just how does a Scientology wedding ceremony go, anyway?–”Does your e-meter take her e-meter ’til L. Ron Hubbard science fiction death do you part?” Just curious.
Hey, look, in this pic, Tom Cruise is taller than Oprah, too (and she’s even wearing high heels) . . .
Tags: e-meter, L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes