November 27, 2007, - 10:30 am
By Debbie Schlussel
Well, actually, President Bush did not say that achieving peace with Al-Qaeda “requires difficult compromises.” We would never compromise with this group that murdered 3,000-plus Americans worldwide. We’re fighting them on several fronts.
No, last night at a State Department dinner, Bush told Israel and its spineless, dishonest Prime Minister Ehud Olmert that achieving peace (with the Muslim world–but he didn’t specify that or with whom, since HAMAS, Iran, and Hezbollah ain’t there) “requires difficult compromises.”
Um, Mr. President, did Israel not already give away Gaza, most of the so-called “West Bank,” the entire Temple Mount access? When is America going to give over Texas, California, New Mexico, Arizona, Michigan, Minnesota, New York, Wisconsin, Montana, Idaho, Washington State, the National Cathedral, etc. to Al-Qaeda? I mean, after all, it “requires difficult compromises” to get peace.
And while we’re at it, since they want Israel to give Syria the Golan Heights and the Arabs control of at least East Jerusalem, I say we give Al-Qaeda Alaska and Hawaii (throw in the Florida Keys which are really part of greater Cuba that we annexed, as Syria claims of the Golan Heights), and lets give Qaeda control of the Capitol Building and the mall. We can keep the White House, so long as we agree to let Bin Laden stay at the Lincoln Bedroom when he feels like it with one of the twelve wives or several mistresses.
Yup, peace “requires difficult compromises” in your view, Mr. President. So, when are you going to take your own advice and self-amputate?
Oh, and by the way, I’m sure America would have been way better off had we made the “difficult compromises” with the Nazis, Japan, and the Communist Soviet Union, don’t you think?
Eeuuww, I think I smell a rotting Nobel Prize on its way to the Bush ranch in Crawford.
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