August 24, 2007, - 10:56 am

Hey, James Carville, Here’s My Bumper Sticker

By Debbie Schlussel
Democratic operative James “Serpenthead” Carville (not to be confused with fake Republican Michael “Serpenthead” Chertoff) has announced a contest for the best bumper sticker slogan for Democrats in the ’08 Election. Bakersfield Radio Host Jaz McKay (on whose show I appear every Thursday at 4:05 Eastern/1:05 Pacific) talked about this on his show, yesterday.
Since I desperately wanted to enter this all-important competition, I asked David Lunde to create this bumper sticker (thanks to the Elton John song for inspiration), and I humbly say, I think it’s the BEST! Your car and bodice can soon sport this design. Look for David and me to sell it very soon (stay tuned for details):

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Copyright 2007

Bumper Sticker Concept by Debbie Schlussel, Artwork by David Lunde


FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR ’08 BUMPER STICKER IDEAS!

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10 Responses

How about a picture of Hillary and some sterling silverware, fine art and antique furniture saying:
The Antiques are back in the White House!

cankelz on August 24, 2007 at 11:32 am

Can’t beat The Bitch is Back for the Hildebeast’s theme song. Complete with liberal contempt and socialists hand-outs:
I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever’s gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

Southernops on August 24, 2007 at 12:36 pm

I hope Elton John sues you. And wins. And isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black? What a hypocrite.

jsnyder82 on August 24, 2007 at 3:59 pm

Holy crap!!! lol. I want one of those.

metal321 on August 24, 2007 at 5:16 pm

Great! But shouldn’t Hillary’s face be on Elton’s Body?
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piratelady on August 24, 2007 at 5:23 pm

jsnyder82 shows that typical lack of a sense of humor amongst the Left. They can’t take it, but they sure as Hell can dish it out (Carville immediately comes to mind).
My own suggestion (though it’s going to be hard to beat jsnyder82’s least favorite, from Debbie): “We Own American Defeat! We Own Terrorist Appeasement! We Own Treason! Vote Dimocrat in ’08!”. I think that’s super-inspiring (if you’re a Leftie, of course)!

theendisnear on August 24, 2007 at 10:52 pm

I like Mark Levin’s slogan: “Scrape The Bottom, Vote For Rodham!”
My invention is; “Socialism Is What We Need, This Time We’ll Succeed! – Hillary ’08”
Or: “Want America Attacked Incessantly? Vote For Hillary!”
Or: “Want Your Kids Bombed Willfully? Vote For Hillary!”
Or: “Thought 9/11 Was Drama? Vote For Clinton/Obama”
Or: “Don’t Want America Taken Seriously? Vote For Hillary”
Or: “Become A Member Of Unwashed Society…Join The Democrat Party”
Or: “Make Jenna Jameson A White House Intern…Give Hillary Another Term”
Or: “Watch Hillary Raise A Stink…Give Bill The White House Sink”

Thee_Bruno on August 25, 2007 at 8:35 am

She doesn’t scare me any more than the Republicans. This government is the enemy of the People. The corporations are dismantling America, and they own both parties. They will all continue to DESTROY America, it doesn’t matter if you defeat Hillary.

steve ventry on August 25, 2007 at 3:16 pm

“WE DON’T WANT AN OBAMA-NATION”

sandy on August 28, 2007 at 3:02 am

Hey Debbie – how come you have not been featured on the Red States site recently? Your articles are the best ones!
ASK THEM. I HAVE NO INPUT OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT THEY PUT ON THEIR SITE. GLAD YOU LIKE MY WORK.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

crazycatkids on August 28, 2007 at 9:32 am

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