October 31, 2008, - 5:40 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
In 2005, on his nationally syndicated radio talk show, Rush Limbaugh matter-of-factly said that rocker, faux-humanitarian, and now New York Times political columnist Bono had extramarital affairs and mistresses. He was discussing “ubersexuals”–slightly more macho metrosexuals–and cited Bono (and an alleged mistress).
Even though Limbaugh immediately apologized on the air, Bono was indignant to the nth about it and whined all over the mainstream media, insisting that he’s remained faithful to and in love with his high school sweetheart, wife Ali Hewson.
But, in fact, Rush was right all along. It’s just that Bono was never exposed . . . until now. It’s a story broken by Britain’s Daily Mail. The proof is in the . . . Facebook, where pictures have surfaced of Bono vacationing in St. Tropez with two 19-year-old (some accounts say they are 18, as in barely legal) bikini-clad (in ho-sparkle hued silver-sequined bikinis), um, “friends” of his sitting in his lap. Here are the photos of Bono on vacation with his teen skanks, Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson.:
U2’s front man Bono (Sir Paul Hewson) has recently been spotted vacationing in St. Tropez with some young girls; 18-year old Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson.
While prepping for the trip, Andrea posted the following message to friends: “So Bono and Simon called me yesterday and they arrived in Cannes today, so looks like we’ll have a plan! :)”
Sir Bono met up with the girls at Playboys Playground, then off to Nikki Beach Bar and then a private yacht where more fun and pictures ensued.
Some photos of the bikini wearing beauties snuggling up to 48-year old Bono surfaced on Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson’s Facebook page. The girls were snapped sitting on Bono’s lap, cuddling and wearing his signature hat.
But not to worry. The two teen girls scantily dressed in bikinis and taking up residence in Bono’s lap at an exotic foreign locale where his wife isn’t, are “just friends”.
Uh-huh. “Just friends” . . . with “benefits.”
Yup, Bono owes Rush an apology. As with his comments about Donovan McNabb’s overhyped quarterbacking skills, Rush was right about Bono’s mistresses.
See, he told you so. And I’ve repeatedly warned you, too. As we’ve both noted, “Saint” Bono ain’t no saint.
Here’s a little appropriate old school video musical accompaniment, courtesy of Oran “Juice” Jones (‘memba him?):
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