December 18, 2008, - 3:24 pm

Can He Please Just Go, Already?

By Debbie Schlussel
So sick of this guy and his absurd PC pronouncements. Is there anyone who still believes that trite, hackneyed BS about “the hijackers hijacked Islam”? As we all know, the religion hijacked the hijackers. But not “Serpenthead.” He’s still greasing the skids for paid speaking engagements with Muslims and stressing his dumb “soft power” idea of pandering, that doesn’t work:

Q: Who is the war on terrorism against? Is it al-Qaeda? Is it the tactic, which seems impossible to eradicate? Or is it Islamic radicalism?
A: What we’re confronting is an ideological conflict with an extremist world view that I don’t think is an accurate representative of Islam, but uses the language or hijacks Islam for an extremist agenda. . . . It will be a process of using hard power to strike back at the leaders and using soft power to change the breeding ground where people try to recruit.

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Buh-Bye, Already: Michael “Serpenthead” Chertoff Delusionally PC as Usual

Whatta fricking liar this guy is–he claims he didn’t have vacations and/or interrupted them. Uh-huh:

Q: With your job, what is life like?
A: It’s a 24/7 job. Something isn’t happening every minute of your life, but you have to be prepared every minute of every day. So I’ve had interrupted vacations; the traditional 3 a.m. phone call. In August, when most people are on vacation, I’m working at peak.

Oh, really? Remember what he did when the terror attacks happened at the Glasgow Airport, and we discovered the perpetrators tried to come here?
Newsweek quoted this guy, bragging about how he goes running for five miles every morning at 8:00 a.m., when most people are already at work or on their way. This is “working at peak”?
Don’t expect his replacement, The Lesbionic Woman, to be any better or any different. They’re best buds.
Please, Mr. Burns. Just go. Buh-bye.

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6 Responses

The snake is offended and wants Michael Chertoff’s likeness taken down.

californiascreaming on December 18, 2008 at 3:50 pm

He’s always reminded me of Gollum (sp?)(Smiegle) from Lord of the Rings.

Ann on December 18, 2008 at 4:42 pm

I’m afraid the Lesbionic Woman will be far worse then the Serpent Burns (btw, lol on the Mr. Burns comparison).
Jimmy Lewis
SCS, Michigan
Blog: http://rougerevival.blogspot.com/

Jimmy on December 19, 2008 at 10:28 am

The Department of Homeland Stupidity DOES next to NOTHING to protect the citizens against terrorism. Hurricanes & Hispanics are the primary targets of the DHS. DOJ, FBI and CIA are the “protectors of our homeland.” Yes, the same group that was protecting us on 9/11/2001. In fact, DHS agencies that were aggressively protecting the nation by conducting terrorism related financial investigations like Customs Office of Investigations have been abolished. Read ICE news releases. 90% are about illegal Hispanic aliens or marijuana smugglers from Mexico and perverts downloading kiddie porn on the internet. DHS is the biggest waste of taxpayer dollars in the federal government. Taxpayers get close to ZERO bang for their buck.
BTW I am not Hispanic and I believe in secure borders and comprehensive immigration enforcement. I worked as an ICE senior special agent for over five years. Islamic Terrorists ARE the primary treat to our nation”s security. The religion of radical Muslims is a very real and growing threat to our lives,to the world’s financial structure and to our freedom as Americans.

bonzerwolf on December 19, 2008 at 11:44 am

I don’t remember where I saw this but the statement was:
Not all Muslims are terrorists but virtually all terrorists are Muslims.
Further my statement in Islam being hijacked is that it was not hijacked by Islamist terrorists but was willingly given to them and is actively supported by the majority.
Bob A.

Bob A. on December 20, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Debbie schlussel is a great site whom really seeks to assist the public i am a definite reader of this site.
On this one thing i have to perhaps, clarify concerning security that most of the USA has seemed to have been forgetful of with regard to Security.
Prior to 911 during the CLINTON DEMS IN OFFICE our US LAW enforcement FBI went to Yeman for the expressed purposed of arresting bin laden. The Yeman Ambassador created a ‘stink” and said USA was ‘infringing” on his turf. So, Clinton told the US LAW ENFORMENET to go home—emptyhanded.
Unbeknowngst to the DEMS their irresponsible actions allowed terrorists to plan and carry out 911.
Yet, how many people are not realizing 911 occurred before Bush could brush the conffetti of of his suit??

SassyFrassy on December 23, 2008 at 1:46 am

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