January 11, 2012, - 2:29 pm

EXCLUSIVE: “All-American Muslim” Stars Caught by DHS Smuggling Pot Into US

By Debbie Schlussel, Copyright 2012 **** MUST cite DebbieSchlussel.com and link to this post. (That includes you, Detroit Free Press plagiarist Tresa Baldas, who I understand is reading this post and preparing to rip it off.) ****

File this under:  What You’ll Never See on “All-American Muslim.”

Two of the stars of TLC’s “All-American Muslim” were caught trying to smuggle nine grams of marijuana into the United States from Canada over New Year’s weekend, DebbieSchlussel.com has learned. Ron Smith, press officer for Customs and Border Protection in Michigan, confirmed queries by DebbieSchlussel.com regarding the incident.

allahu Snakbar: “All-American” Muslim Pothead Drug Smugglers

The incident is significant not only because of the illegal drugs involved, but also because it could not be confirmed which cast members were caught lying to authorities and trying to smuggle the drugs into the United States from a foreign country.  A star of “All-American Muslim” who calls himself “Nader Aoude” (which may be a pseudonym) identifies himself as a “federal agent.”  He refuses to identify for which agency he allegedly works.

The two cast members of the faux-reality Muslim propaganda show lied to Customs and Border Protection inspectors when they were asked if they had anything to declare, as they tried to pass into the United States from Windsor, Canada over the Ambassador Bridge.  They said no, even though they were required to  declare the controlled, illegal substance they had in their possession.

Smith declined to name the individuals involved and said that a Freedom of Information Act request by me to learn the names and access the CBP incident report would likely take about three weeks at the least.  Mr. Smith did confirm that one of the individuals did have a medical marijuana card.  However, the cards are only recognized by the State of Michigan and are not recognized by the federal government.

Michigan medical marijuana cards are easily obtained, and it does not appear, based on the behavior on the show, that any cast member of “All-American Muslim” has a legitimate disability covered by the Michigan medical marijuana statute.  It would be interesting to see what alleged illness the particular cast member claims to have, whether it is legitimate, and who the issuing medical professional is (and what his/her record is in legitimately issuing medical opinions leading to patients obtaining Michigan medical marijuana cards).

Sadly, the “All-American Muslim” potheads were not detained because nine grams is not enough to get a federal agency to prosecute the smugglers.  The “All-American Muslim” smugglers were fined only $500 and were waived on into Detroit after not more than an hour, probably to a feast of halal potato chips and cookies.

The “All-American Muslim” tokers incident occurred on January 1, 2012, and the two Muslims involved claimed they were visiting friends in Canada.

I’ve told you about the open, vehement support for Hezbollah and HAMAS displayed by all of the members of “All-American Muslim,” especially Suehaila Amen, who–along with her family–reveres Ayatollah Khomeini and supported his Iranian revolution, including the holding of many Americans hostage in Tehran for 444 days. Since they are all Shi’ite Muslims of Lebanese descent, one wonders where the pot is from. It’s well known that Hezbollah is involved in the drug trade and one of the world’s leading suppliers of pot and other illegal drugs harvested in the Hezbollah-controlled Bekaa Valley.

DebbieSchlussel.com is investigating the matter further and will keep you updated about further developments.

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67 Responses

Let me get this straight. Alcohol is bad in the eyes of muslims, but growing, manufacturing, distributing and using narcotics (heroin and pot for example) is OK? Someone needs to explain to me the logic of that.

Jarhead on January 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm


    As Debbie can explain to you, Lebanon’s Beka Valley and the Hindu Kush valleys of Afghanistan are prime opium growing territory. And Hezbollah is also involved in cocaine production in Latin America. As usual, the Muslims are hypocrites. They wouldn’t sell this stuff to their own people but they are more than happy to hook us infidels on it.

    Its another one of those things where its don’t look at what we say, look at what we do. Its a double standard and its a very big problem. DEA can tell you they are understaffed and undermanned. There are lots of good reasons to fight the War On Drugs.

    The damage they do to the lives, health and safety of Americans is just not worth our tolerating illicit substances being imported here. And do we really want to give Islamic terrorists more reasons to undermine our country by giving them the means to poison Americans? Its not just Mexican/Columbian drug cartels in this business we’re fighting nowadays.

    Case closed.

    NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Jarhead, it seems like the folks on this reality show, “All American-Muslim” are nothing but hypocrites. The reason why I say that is because on end of their mouths they claim that “there devout and proud muslims that follows just about all of the teachings in the koran, etc.”, then on the flip-end, one of their ilk does a “drug-trafficking” by smuggling illegal substance drugs into this country from our northern borders this time, instead of our poorus and crappy southern borders.

    “A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

    Sean R. on January 11, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Jarhead, my dear man: “whatever is not forbidden is allowed.”

    Child marriage? Not forbidden. You see how the logic goes?

    Occam's Tool on January 11, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    Gee, I guess Islam doesn’t work. I thought this was forbidden!

    Lily on January 11, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    Listen this is a jewish website i can see from the adds and they would do anything to spoil muslim Reputations THoose assholes…
    First of all We muslims forbid anything that ((HARMS)) THE BODY
    you see in every religion theres good people and BAD dont jusge all muslims for A few…
    fucking jewish asshole FUck you
    Plus for your information if you think marijuana is more bad than alcohol,cigarettes, (CAFFEIN) then do a research…

    THE THRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on May 23, 2012 at 3:45 am

Debbie, we don’t have the death penalty for drug smuggling.

I’ve long admired Singapore’s approach to it. People who bring in poison to warp the minds and harm the bodies of our kids should be treated like murderers.

There are different way to kill a human being and not all of them involve deadly weapons. Some are more insidious.

Whatever one thinks of marijuana, would ICE have let them go if the Muslims in questions had tried to smuggle in 500 grams of heroin or cocaine?

In Singapore, possession of 400 grams of a contraband drug is enough to get one the mandatory death penalty. They protect the lives and health of their citizens. In our country, we are more concerned with protecting the lives and freedom of drug smugglers.

I do think we’ve got our values exactly backwards.

NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 3:07 pm


    I can remember my Dad telling me about the port call the Saratoga paid to Singapore during her time on Yankee Station off the coast of Vietnam. He told me that the Captain of the ship got on the 1MC & told every sailor & officer on board that if you got caught with weed, tough crap. You were going to the clink. For a LOOOONG time. And if they caught you with anything OTHER than weed, like coke or heroin, it was death. Period. End of story.

    Then, a few weeks ago, I was watching Anthony Bourdain’s show, “The Layover.” He was in Singapore. At the VERY beginning of the episode, as they’re showing the footage of him getting his luggage off the conveyer belt, he says, “if you try to bring drugs here, even a bag of weed, you are EASILY the STUPIDEST PERSON ON EARTH.”

    Coming from both of those sources, I don’t think many people mess around there.

    Con Chef (NB) on January 11, 2012 at 7:38 pm

      They do give fair warning.

      The reason it works is because Confucian tradition emphasizes social harmony and community interests over the rights of individuals and protection from being incriminated in a crime.

      Its a very different value system from here. If you want a safe society, certain liberties are going to be curtailed. But then every one knows what is expected of them.

      It can be argued an orderly society is a free one.

      NormanF on January 12, 2012 at 1:53 am

So this woman had a bit of a chopped up plant? What a horrible person! I’m outraged!!!11

W: Uh-huh, lying to federal agents and smuggling illegal substances into the U.S. ain’t no big thing to you, right? Then you are kinda horrible, just like them. DS

Why! on January 11, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Just gonna say this. Nine Grams ain’t $#!%. Not only that, but if this is newsworthy, then I’ll stop reading the news.

GM: Um, they lied to federal officials and tried to smuggle it into the U.S. That is news. Although you probably think that lying to border inspectors is no big deal either, right? DS

GarrettM on January 11, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    There are arguments made for legalizing dangerous drugs. Here’s my response to them:

    It won’t stop organized crime and will simply make it socially acceptable for people to destroy themselves.

    A lot of people can’t handle alcohol, which is a legal recreational drug.

    How do you think drug abusers are going to cope with their problem?

    They worst form of compassion is to give up and concede defeat. We have done far from enough to tackle the problem at hand.

    NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Hate crime in New Jersey against a small Orthodox synagogue has now escalated to attempted murder of the rabbi and his family:


Who were the perpetrators? Stay tuned.

NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Norman, since I live in the New York City metropolitan area, I heard this story earlier on today, more likely that’s a hate-crime, I won’t be surprised if the perpatrators are “Pro-white power white-nationalist”, “Pro-black power black-nationalist (there as blatantly anti-semitic as muslim extremist, neo-nazis, etc.)” or muslim-fanatics?

I will stay tuned for who exactly the criminals are for this hate-crime against a Orthodox-Synagogue in Bergen County, New Jersey.

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on January 11, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I wonder if the execs at TLC has any comment on the Muslim versions of Cheech and Chong?

Meanwhile, another one of those pesky Iranian nuke scientists accidently got hurt. So sad.


wjm on January 11, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Isn’t there any provision in the koran for pot-heads? Don’t they lose something – a few fingers, maybe a hand? You know – so they can’t roll joints anymore.

DS_ROCKS! on January 11, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    I think that the punishment is the removal of a lung, since that is where the pot goes.

    Jonathan E. Grant on January 11, 2012 at 5:09 pm

      Jon, you read my views.

      Caning wouldn’t be so bad either.

      But its barbaric to be harsh on those who break the laws.

      NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 5:45 pm

        Hey Norm, just going by Shariah law.

        Interesting, this part of Shariah law comes from a misinterpretation of the Old Testament, “an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.”

        That phrase is referring to civil law. If you knock out someone’s eye or blind them, you must compensate them for the loss of income and the enjoyment of life. This was a novel concept at that time. It was never intended to be interpreted into the barbaric form of law known as Sharia law.

        Judaism does not believe in cruel or unusual punishment. In fact, the Sanhedrin just about never had anyone executed.

        In the Torah, where is says someone is to be put to death, say, for homosexuality, “put to death” was interpreted as shunning.

        Interesting, it was not until the U.S. Constitution that the rest of the world caught up with the Torah, wherein the Eighth Amendment banned cruel and unusual punishment. Contrary to what the leftists say, the Old Testament was a great force for the Founding Fathers.

        Jonathan E. Grant on January 11, 2012 at 6:58 pm

          The Constitution bans mistreatment and torture.

          But it does allow the death penalty, provided due process of law is followed.

          If we had no murders in this country, it would be fitting to abolish it.

          I can’t support that because I don’t think a murderer has the right to live. I have compassion for the victims.

          That may not fit in with abolitionist thinking but right and wrong matters.

          NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 8:35 pm


    The general Islamic rule is that whatever is not forbidden, in the Quran nor by prophet Mohamed (by a statement or behavior), is to be allowed.

    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_oral_sex_permitted_per_Islam_religion#ixzz1jC1aDbR9

    Occam's Tool on January 11, 2012 at 5:52 pm

      That somewhat wild wiki connection is where my search for “whatever is not forbidden is allowed. Islam” gave me as highest choice.

      By the way, it would be best if caning to “the head” would be allowed.

      Con, good to see ya. Jarhead: love your stuff. Carry on, guys.

      Occam's Tool on January 11, 2012 at 5:55 pm

        Thanks Occam, it’s always good to read your perspective on things as well. The same goes for Norm, Sean, Jon.

        Jarhead on January 11, 2012 at 6:03 pm

        Good to see you as well, Occam. Hope all’s well!

        Con Chef (NB) on January 11, 2012 at 6:41 pm

        Beheading, amputation and stoning is allowed.

        Their penal code is barbaric if you commit a crime there.

        NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 8:44 pm

      Suehaila Amen, admirer of the great leader and Shi’ite Muslim scholar, the august Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, should be asked what she thinks about what Khomeini had to say about bestiality and sex with infants:


      Remember, Khomeini’s views are based upon Islamic religious texts, and were arrived at through diligent study of Muslim canonical writings, including hadiths as well as the Qur’an.

      Another of Khomeini’s informed, scholarly views, this one on the peaceful nature of Islam:
      Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled or incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. . . . But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world. . . . Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender [to the enemy]? Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for the Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Qur’anic] psalms and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all this mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.

      It is important to note that this notorious and important quotation comes from Amir Taheri’s book, Holy Terror: Inside the World of Islamic Terrorism, Adler & Adler, 1987, pp. 241-3.

      Suehaila Amen, of course, will never have to comment upon any of this in All-American Traitor…er, Muslim. Whoops.

      commonsense on January 11, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Praise Allah & pass the hookah!

This is just hilarious. NINE FREAKING GRAMS?! Like this idiot couldn’t wait to get back home? No one in Dearborn sells weed?

Dumbass. Unfortunately, you know that no one’s going to the clink over this one.

Con Chef (NB) on January 11, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Well, the producers of All American Muslim probably don’t see anything wrong with smuggling pot. After all, they’ve probably been doing it for years, themselves.

Maybe I’m being a little conspiratorial, but I just read news today of a study that says that the damaging effects of pot have been tremendously exaggerated. Hippies of the world rejoice!

Little Al on January 11, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    The specific reference was effects on lung capacity of smoking 1 joint daily— not being problematic for lung capacity.

    However, Marijuana smoking still induces psychotic illness in vulnerable users.

    All that being said, these guys are scumbags, which makes sense, since the founder of the RoP was a pedophile, a thief, and a mass murderer.

    Occam's Tool on January 11, 2012 at 5:49 pm

      Should we let people voluntarily kill themselves?

      I like freedom as much as the next guy but in a civilized society there have to be limits.

      Most people instinctively understand this is why is why we have laws to prevent us from harming ourselves and others.

      NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    The producers probably don’t care because nothing is better for ratings than trouble with the law…well a pregnancy or maybe a good fight.

    petebone on January 11, 2012 at 10:37 pm

There’s a reason there’s a federal controlled substances list.

This by the way is not just an American problem. Drug abuse is a worldwide scourge.

I can say I’ve never been tempted. There’s nothing funny about people spiraling down to oblivion.

NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 5:48 pm

It isn’t that all Muslims are bad people – they’re not, although I could argue almost all are misguided. The issue is denial to the point of hypocrisy that largescale anti social, violent, and prejudiced Muslims even exist.

Hate and violence among extremist Muslims is politically and religiously accepted openly by some countries, or intentionally overlooked by others. Mis guided support (I’m being polite here) and fairy tale promotions like “The All American Muslim” purport that Muslims are being misrepresented. If in fact they are, the antidote of pretending all are noble, hip, and loving is equally misrepresentative of reality.

Someone is strapping on car bombs and receiving support for doing so and it probably isn’t Southern Baptists.

traditionalbill (William Burton) on January 11, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Would the U.S. fine bar them from a future re-entrance to Canada? Possibly require a fee or bond for re-entry?

Dr Dale on January 11, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    Canada could bar them if they were convicted.

    I doubt any one other than those “all-American” Muslims would have been given a break by the Feds. They got off way too easy.

    NormanF on January 11, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Thanks for reporting this DS. Those who don’t think you do investigative journalism are retarded. And peeps sure steal enough of your hard work for you to be designated as an IJ.

Yet more Moooooslim hypocrisy. They can do whatever the hell they want but want us tamped down by the boot of Sharia Law. Eff them!

Dr. Savage always talks about how dangerous Marijuana is. And I buy it (not the drug, his admonition). Medical marijuana is the biggest racket. I did not believe in it when I was 12 and I sure don’t believe in it now.

Dope is for losers. A reality that should be 100% understood in 2012.

Skunky on January 11, 2012 at 7:50 pm


Anonymous on January 11, 2012 at 8:30 pm

I am not surprised. The same people who bewail dog ownership, pork, and dog ownership turn out to be a bunch of stoners. Also, why did this little group even have to cross the border for this stuff? We are not dealing with a very bright bunch here.

Worry01 on January 11, 2012 at 8:54 pm

D.H.S. actually found something illicit? The agents were actually doing their jobs?

Miranda Rose Smith on January 12, 2012 at 1:47 am


Yes, they did. Now if the government had put public safety first good might have come out of it.

But we fear being tough on criminals is “too draconian.”

NormanF on January 12, 2012 at 1:56 am

Dude, you got it all wrong. Let the Muzzies smoke as much pot as possible. Let’s put it in their hookahs. How successful would their jihad be if they were all high?
Jihad up in………….smoke. cuz I got high, cuz I got high.


CaliforniaScreaming on January 12, 2012 at 3:44 am

    Actually, they do quite well. Afghanistan has one of the highest opium addiction rates in the world. When you are unemployed and uemployable due to drug addiction, crime brings the money in, or hiring yourself out for the money you cannot earn honestly.

    Worry01 on January 12, 2012 at 3:57 am

    Dude, you got it all wrong. Let the Muzzies smoke as much pot as possible. Let’s put it in their hookahs. How successful would their jihad be if they were all high?
    Jihad up in………….smoke. cuz I got high, cuz I got high.


    Dear Mr. Screaming: Do you know where the WORD “assassin” comes from?

    Miranda Rose Smith on January 12, 2012 at 5:13 am

Debbie I once smuggled a girl across the Canadian border but it was OK as she was a nice Jewish girl from Toronto. Also, should we ever spend Shabbat together I’m bringing a big bottle of Manishevitz grape wine, a havdalah candle and my tefillin. Maybe we can walk to Shul Saturday morning in time for kiddish.

A1 on January 12, 2012 at 11:23 am

Here’s another good one:


I agree with you on how to handle these drug pushers Debbie.

Pat on January 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Are you going to file legal action against the Free Press? If they did something wrong, then they should be held accountable.

Steve on January 12, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Nine GRAMS? 9?? This is now considered smuggling? That is crazy. I wish people would realize that pot is way better than alcohol though I don’t condone driving or the like while high.

Linda on January 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm

I can’t believe these people that don’t look like me or belong to the same religion as me tried to cross the border with a whole $100 in pot. Clearly they are terrorists…along with every 17 year old in our country.

Jon j on January 13, 2012 at 12:36 am

    Yes, I guess they should be exempt from Federal law. Also, not every 17 year old tries to smuggle drugs over the border. You might try not slandering others to make an absurd point. Of course, your reasoning process might be impaired by your meth intake.

    Worry01 on January 13, 2012 at 1:03 am

    YES JON, i also hates me all them peoples that don’t be lookin like me or be practicin the same religion

    it called CHRISTIANITY get over it you stupid mussie lovers!!!

    i bet they aints gettin no them virgins for them der 9 grams and tghey pissed ow!

    chris nunely on May 30, 2012 at 3:06 pm

What does them being muslim have anything to do with them bringing anything into the country?? they didnt do it in the name of of their religion. If it was a Christian or Jew who brought pounds of Addicting narcotics their religion wouldnt even be in question. And i’m pretty sure altering your state of mind is a sin in all major religions and whoever is reading this can think of a drug using God believing person. and they werent trafficking drugs for sale CLEARLY it was NINE grams. Sounds more like personal use. Not everyone in a church and temple has a clean record either but their religion doesnt get involved everytime a crime is committed. Stop blaming the muslim religion for any crime because the other religions arent far from it.

UrAllProllyAbunchofSouthernHicks on January 15, 2012 at 12:35 am

What low life pot heads. They sit there and preach about islam yet they attempt to smuggle drugs into the US for a profit. They probably got off because they knew some inside terrorist at customs, they have a secret handshake or something. Had it been a christian or jew trying to smuggle drugs, they would be sentenced 25 to life in a fed pen.

JUDE on January 17, 2012 at 1:41 pm

I can understand where you’re coming from being upset about their lying to the authorities, but nine grams really is not a big deal, especially seeing how one of them had a medical card. I also would love to know how many of the other people that posted comments about how evil pot is smoke or drink. That is hypocrisy as well…
It’d be interesting to know what the one had a card for though…

Sue on February 28, 2012 at 4:56 am

    “I can understand where you’re coming from being upset about their lying to the authorities, but nine grams really is not a big deal, especially seeing how one of them had a medical card. I also would love to know how many of the other people that posted comments about how evil pot is smoke or drink. That is hypocrisy as well…
    It’d be interesting to know what the one had a card for though…”


    chris nunely on May 30, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Thank you debbi for continuing to tell the world about that der evil islam is

may yawyeh continue to bless the white man and the jew man, and may your wish of klling every last mussie in the world come true

and we al nkow, if someone calls themselves a mussie, and then smokes a little pot tht they are hypocrites and evil..cuz if you’re a mussie then u is supposed to not smoke.

althou as a jesus lover, i spreads me hate and wants to kill me all them der mussies. but that don’t be coungin cuz i is a good god fearin white man.

chris nunely on May 30, 2012 at 3:04 pm

drug pushers? 9 grams? SERIOUSLY???

lol. so debbie thinks 9 grams is a big deal and should mean we deport these people.



sane america on May 30, 2012 at 3:07 pm

The fact that this genocidal woman spent that much time, writing this huge article, tells me THAT SHE IS OBSESSED WITH HATING MUSLIMS.


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