April 17, 2012, - 10:49 pm

Ted Nugent Shoulda Been “In Jail or Dead” Long Before Obama: Draft-Dodging Multi-BabyDaddy Child Predator

By Debbie Schlussel

Attention-seeking has-been Ted Nugent is at it again.  He claimed at this past weekend’s NRA convention that if Barack Obama is elected, Nugent will either be in jail or dead.  Neither of which would bother me.  That this hypocritical draft-dodging, child predator father of eight kids with six different women is a “conservative hero” is sheer idiocy and shows that we have as many–or more–morons and double-standardites on the right as there are on the left.  And if you like Ted Nugent, you are one, too.


Conservative IQ Test: If You Like Him, You’re a Moron (& Not a Conservative)

As I noted in my column, “The Hypocritical Summer of Ted Nugent,” this sleazy, fraudulent, aging former rocker draft-dodged to get out of the Vietnam War by not showering and wearing the same clothes for thirty days, evacuating himself in them, so the doctors would declare him unfit.  He said it was better for others to serve and die instead of him because he said he’d have been killed, and he needed to rock!  And he also lied in writing to get a student deferment.  On his successful deferment application, he claimed he was a college student, and yet he was, instead, touring with his band, while other men his age were risking their lives–many giving life and limb–to fight in Vietnam.  Almost as disgusting, in his book, “Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto,” Nugent has the chutzpah to blame the reason he didn’t serve on his late father, a war veteran, and his teachers in school. Oh, and in the book, he advocates for a return to the draft . . . you know, the draft he dodged and which made exceptions for student deferment frauds like the one he perpetrated. He confirms that fraud in “Ted, White, and Blue,” writing that, during the war, he was not a student.

My American rock ‘n’ roll dream kept me in the world of killer music and on the road for 300 or more days a year.

Get it? Killer music. Wow, you’re so punny, Ted! I’m sure the ghosts of Vietnam vets appreciate the joke at their expense.

And “Uncle Ted” isn’t just your run-of-the-mill sleazebag con artist. He’s a child-molesting sicko, too.  He had the parents of his underaged girlfriend sign her over to him as her guardian so he could have sex with her. He was thirty at the time. Yes, the parents should have been locked up for child abuse and sex trafficking . . . and he should have met the same fate. Then, he had the teenager raise his kids while he stayed on the road to have sex with other groupies.


He’s now the proud babydaddy to eight children with six different women, most of whom he abandoned and to whom he refused to pay child support.  One of those kids was fathered with another woman (not his wife) during his current marriage, and while he fought for years to avoid paying even a dime of child support, you paid instead, as the kid and mother went on welfare.  Despite all of this, Ted Nugent had the chutzpah to lecture Black people not to have so much sex and father kids out of wedlock in a chapter of his book, entitled, “Black Like Me.”  He never mentions his own behavior or multiple progeny with multiple concubines.  The thing is, even most Black NFL players with multiple kids with several women, whom we constantly (and rightfully) mock, don’t have as many kids with as many women as Ted Nugent does.  Ask yourself why it’s okay when Nugent does it, but not when Black residents of the ghetto or employees of the NBA and NFL do it. And ask Nugent himself why it’s okay to attack Black America for the lifestyle he lives free of criticism or introspection. Here’s what this double standard creep wrote in Ted, White, and Blue (although he plagiarized the first sentence–completely without credit–from DebbieSchlussel.com and Fatherhood.org):

Kids who are raised by single parents are much more likely to get involved in drugs, drop out of school, have sex at an early age, and get involved in crime. . . . This is what the black studs who impregnate our young women must want because they are absent in the lives of their offspring. . . . The greatest threat to our communities is the lack of sexual values in both our young men and women.

Tell it to your mirror, schmuck. But, no, he blames it on Barack Obama . . . in a book copyrighted 2008, when Obama was just a candidate.

Oh, and if you’re a Christian–whether Catholic or Protestant–don’t be too forgiving of the Motor City Moron.  In his episode of “Behind the Music,” he mocked organized religion and the belief in G-d, and, in his book, he called the Catholic Church, “the in-house gang of pedophiles” (Pot.  Kettle.  Black. Ted Nugent, Guardian of Underage Girlfriend When He Was Age 30), and made vile statements on stage at a concert that rival the crudest rap artists, including telling the audience about his penchant for “eating p-ssy.”  I have the copy of his “Behind the Music” episode, and, in the footage, he makes that exact statement on stage while simulating sex acts onstage with some women in lingerie.  This is, after all, the proud author and performer of “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.”  If you object when Black hip hop hucksters do this, why do you give Ted Nugent a pass?

File Under: Class Act “Conservatives.”  When faux-“conservatives” like Sean Hannity and others on FOX News constantly feature and promote this scumbag, it says a lot about the values they really believe in:  none.  They are frauds and hypocrites just like he is.

Ted Nugent is an IQ test for conservatives.  If you like him, you are officially an imbecile.

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128 Responses

The Secret Service plans to question him today — I wonder if they’ll ask if he knows any good hookers?

Dan on April 19, 2012 at 8:02 am

Well with this info, he is a scum bag. But I listened to the rant that has him in hot water with the SS troops and all of it was 100% right on. From the criminal element of this admin. to the judges on the high court who are ‘hi’ on something other than American constitutional law… His past does not take away from this message. Focus here on the message, not the scum bag that is delivering it.

Scottib on April 19, 2012 at 8:28 am

    You answered the question, you’re a moron. If these facist criminals ever did take power, they would through you off a building after you ratted out your friends and family. Sell it on fox you stooge, your probably unemployed and living in your patents house.

    Norvana on April 19, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Well with this info, he is a scum bag. But I listened to the rant that has him in hot water with the SS troops and all of it was 100% right on. From the criminal element of this admin. to the judges on the high court who are ‘hi’ on something other than American constitutional law…

    SS Troops? Are you feeling alright? Just go lie down for a little while, O.K.?

    Miranda Rose Smith on April 20, 2012 at 1:53 am

Well done Debbie. U r the only one doing this tough
Factual reporting. Keep it up.

Ken b on April 19, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Hardly factual. The Girl was not underage to have sex. She was 17. The age of consent in the state it was done was 16. The reason for the change of guardian ship was the age to get Married was 18….
    So he is not a Child Molester. Most of his 8 kids were fathered and paid for by him. He did have a Legal battle about 2 of his children which was resolved a long time ago……

    halaniceguy on April 20, 2012 at 8:05 pm

      halaniceguy said: Most of his 8 kids were fathered and paid for by him.

      Most!!! What kind of statement is that. Why didn’t he pay for all of his kids? They are probably better off if he wasn’t in their life as a father figure. The only thing conservative about him is the fact he wants to kill everything is site and he wants the middle class to pay higher taxes so he can have tax cuts. What an idiot and it also shows the brains of Mitt Romney. Why get so excited about a creature like this.

      Norma Jean on April 22, 2012 at 12:53 pm

C’mon Debbie, get off the fence. How do you REALLY feel abut Ted?

JeffT on April 19, 2012 at 11:10 am

Ted needs to STFU and go live his life where people can’t see or hear him.

Wendi on April 19, 2012 at 2:02 pm

I’m perfectly content to let Deb rip the teets off of TN for his personal life track record but would still like to see her defend his right to say what he says, however disingenous it may be, in a pulic forum and condemn Team ObamaHolder for attacking back with SS threats. On the other hand, I never put too much stock in what any celebs have to say on matters politic since too many of them are dimwit college dropouts or graduates of such lofty pursuits as LGBT studies or some other non-productive program. Stick a cork in it, Ted!

PellDar on April 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Wow Deb! Very good article. I learned somethings I didn’t know (and probably would never have wished too) I was only lukewarm to Ted before this. Officially put me in the “anti-Ted” camp now. The phrase we all got familiar with during Clinton’s years in the White House came back to me; “private morality determines public character”

Gary on April 20, 2012 at 9:43 am

I grew up not far from where Ted Nugent had a home in Hanover Horton, Michigan and his interactions with my uncle showed me this guy is nothing but an arrogant, chickenhawk, blowhard.

He talks a game that gets him face time on the fake conservative talk shows and lives completely against everything true conservatives value. I am a non-christian native American who sees values in the Judeo-christian moral ethics that our society needs and scum like this live their Rock and Roll dream without a care to ethics or morality.

Ironwolf on April 20, 2012 at 10:19 am

He did not threaten to kill or harm the Teleprompter in Chief, the Chief that has been in campaign mode since his inauguration.
I do not like Ted’s music.
As far as your article I agree.
Except I am against sending our troops to fight other people’s wars. I would have moved to Canada if I had to fight in Vietnam. I would not fight in Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Lybia, Syria, Ughanda, etc. I would refuse to fight there. I will go to the border of wonderful country and fight there. That is where we are being invaded daily. People are dying daily on our borders. Stop the infux of criminals into our country and get rid of the ones already here. I will sign up to get rid of them and ship them home, I will sign up to keep them out. I will sign up to defend THIS USA, not some foreign peice of crap country.

Tina on April 20, 2012 at 11:30 am

You described Nugent as a “hypocritical draft-dodger”. Let me ask you, how much time have you served in the military? Unless you’ve enlisted then you’re no different than him. You’re every bit a hypocrite as you claim Nugent to be. I served my time and paid my dues to this country and people like you sicken me.

Also, his paste does not void the validity of the message he is conveying. Get your head out of your ass and listen to what the man is saying.

Metal Will on April 20, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    He has eight kids by six women. You did read that part, right?

    What he says and what he does are two different things. That’s the point. Just like Obama and virtually every other “leader” we have.

    He was 30 years old and was dating a teeny-bopper. What is he going to “say” about that and – who cares what he says?

    Who listens to whatever a man like this says?

    RobM1981 on April 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Buddy, if DS enlisted for the US military she would enlist and volunteer and NOT become a draft-dodger like your hero Ted Nugent, and yes Debbie and all of us have EVERY right to call out this fraud Ted Nugent. And yes you’re man Mr. Nugent is a “draft-dodger”, simple as that, to put the icing ontop of cake, he’s also a “baby-father” who had numerous kids with different women who he had sex with.

    And I also bet that you’re one of those phony conservatives who calls out black men and hispanic men who have kids with multiple women and either pay child support or don’t pay child support? But you’re very quick to come to Ted Nugent’s defense and aid who does the samething that some black and hispanic men do, by being baby-fathers and make every excuse for Mr. Nugent. So let me ask you a question Will, are you making excuses for Ted Nugent because he’s a white male and a conservative (sorry to sound like a racist black-nationalist)? If Ted Nugent were a liberal and he did all of these things that DS explained you wouldn’t be defending him and shilling for him, and it’s frauds like you make me sick!

    “A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

    Sean R. on April 22, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    Listening to Ted inspires people to want to ram their heads up their own asses… to avoid the pure stupidity & contradictions that spew from his mouth.

    DEAN on April 24, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    The guy’s a lunatic, a liar and a creep. His music sucks.
    Like the lady said, supporting him says a lot about you.
    How did you find out about the secret draft during Vietnam that targeted toddler women? That’s the only way your pitiful ad hominem excuses for this scumbag could make any sense.

    Renfield on April 26, 2012 at 6:28 pm

his past*

Metal Will on April 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    How far in his past? VH1 Classic had the remastered Ted Nugent Behind the Music on tonight. The narrator + TN himself said he’s been monogamous since marrying his wife Shamane in 1989. Court cases prove that claim wrong.

    Nugent takes pride in being a “law & order” kind of guy, yet he has been arrested or fined for breaking numerous laws & even NRA guidelines for decades.

    DEAN on April 24, 2012 at 9:13 pm

What a bunch of hypocrites you all are. Ted Nugent is a patriot who loves his country unlike all of you who support the Marxist who is occupying our White House. Obama hung around Marxists and Communists his entire life. He is a traitor to his country yet you condemn Ted Nugent. He is friends with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn both of whom are homegrown terrorists. He sat in a church for 20 years and listened to an anti American preacher who is also an anti semite. Obama is always blaming everyone but him self on his failures, never taking responsibility for the terrible mess he has gotten us into. When are all of you going to realize that it’s Obama, Reid, and Pelosi who should be in jail for treason. What a bunch of self righteous hypocrites all of you are.

Ed Barton on April 20, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    So patriots boast to shitting and pissing their pants when their country calls? Go wave the flag idiot, this isn’t a partisan issue this is a character issue

    patriot on April 22, 2012 at 10:15 am

    You really are a fool right? And I assume this is the first time you’ve ever commented on this blog, because I’ve NEVER seen you’re screen-name appear in the comment section of this blogsite.

    Lookit, this has NOTHING to do with stupid and idiotic partisan politics BS, this is an “ethical” issue, NOT a political issue. And Ms. Schlussel is NO supporter of Obama, she knows that the man is a fake and a charlatan and she’s written numerous articles about Obama-Write, Obama-Ayers, Obama-Dorn, etc., so don’t you accuse the woman of shilling for the left wing (she’s been a conservative for most of her life, begining from her childhood days).

    I used to be like you, being a partisan shill and a hack and thinking that all conservatives where the good the guys and all liberals where the bad guys. Then when I started to read DS’s articles (and archives BTW) she called out everyone on all political sides whenever their faking it, BSing around, etc. And Ted Nugent has been faking it for YEARS and Debbie has an obligation to call him out on his idiocy, stupidity, etc. Quit being apart of “clique” crowd that does nothing but group-think and group-talk, and you’re the one who’s being self-righteous my friend!

    “A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

    Sean R. on April 22, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Yeah Ed, Nuge the Stooge LOVES the USA so much he dodged the draft. He talks about killing anyone who f**ks with his family, yet when Uncle Sam wanted him to kill in Viet Nam he lied & shit himself. These are not Debbie’s stories… she is only reporting what Deadly Tedly proudly told everyone in numerous forms of media.

    I lived down the street from the WLLZ 98.7 FM studios where Nugent guest DJ’d & met his current wife. Law & order man Teddy bragged about traveling to work at twice the legal speed limit (120-120MPH in his black Corvette). He talked about the under age groupies & admitted that he could not control his penis. Ted addressed his Viet Nam draft avoidance… so the 1977 High Times story was alive & well in 1989-90. The story really didn’t die until 2001 & 9/11.

    Ted rambles on about wanting to personally execute child molesters & instant death yet he was introducing 16 year old Pele Massa to his penis when he was 30. When she was 17 Ted proudly paid off her parents to allow him to be her “legal guardian”. How did he justify this… better 30 year old Teddy than some drug addicted “hippie” was the radio story. He also told audiences that he considered most groupies whores so if they were backstage he’d “whack ‘em & stack ‘em. He assumed they were “old enough” & if they were NOT, it was the bad parents fault.

    This was documented on VH1’s Behind the Music by Nugent himself in 1998(?). He clearly did not dispute this as he participated when the program was remastered & updated in 2011.

    Ed, you really need to turn off RNC-TV (FOX), Glenn Beck & drug addict Rush Limpballs. You also need a dictionary & look up what treason (+ a host of other words…) means.

    DEAN on April 24, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Brilliant work Debbie! It’s nice to see a conservative with principles call out a heinous degenerate draft-dodging baby daddy like this pig. Too bad that so many so-called conservatives choose to ignore the sordid history of this washed up crazy old hypocrite in idolizing him.

There may be hope yet if more conservatives denounce scum like Nugent and his ilk.

EE

Ed Encho on April 21, 2012 at 11:26 am

Debbie you are hot … can I eat your p#$@y ??!!!.

Terrible Ted on April 21, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Thanks for the “lowdown” on Uncle Ted…I respect him even more now!

slobo on April 23, 2012 at 12:10 am

It’s funny how half truths and hype are written as gospel. Based on an article in High Times magazine in 1977. Ted did an interveiw. How much is truth and how much is hype?? Back them it was cool to be a draft dodger, aka hippie movement of the times. If you want to crucify someone, get the truth first. Lazy journalism at it’s best!

Sistermoonlight on April 24, 2012 at 8:12 am

    Did the High Times writer use one of Uncle Teddy’s firearms to force him to spin those draft dodging stories?

    How is pissing/shitting yourself a “cool” rock ‘n roll story? Nugent repeatedly told his draft story through the 1990’s… it seemed to finally die in 2001 after 9/11. Ted finally supported our troops by doing USO shows that supplied him unbelievably top notch military security 24/7. Something he would NOT have gotten in Viet Nam.

    The majority of the “truth” came right from Ted Nugent’s big mouth or from words he personally wrote. The rest came from court & public records. Deadly Tedly’s military deferments are also online. My bet his his grades from Oakland Community College will never see the light of day as most professors don’t give grades/college credit for touring rock musicians.

    DEAN on April 24, 2012 at 9:23 pm

In that list of vices, why not mention Nugent’s passion for gratuitously killing animals? I think his over-the-top bloodlust speaks to his (lack of) morality more than anything.

Jim C. on April 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm

New petition to get Outdoor Channel to cancel Ted Nugent’s Spirit of the Wild. They’re being irresponsible by promoting illegal hunting by paying Ted Nugent to poach animals on national tv.

http://www.change.org/petitions/outdoor-channel-ted-nugent-s-poaching-is-not-entertainment

Leilani Massa on May 6, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Listen to his song “Little Miss Dangerous”

El Viejo on May 20, 2012 at 7:43 am

“Little Miss Dangerous”
“…such a dangerous body with a “little girl’s” face….”

El Viejo on May 20, 2012 at 7:46 am

LOL! I don’t like the guy not only because of his phony baloney persona but also that he believes he tells the “truth” when he is in the dark! He still believes the official story of 9/11,(or if he doesn’t and is just saying he believes it, that is even worse!) and I honestly don’t believe he’s so dumb to think that Fox News delivers the unvarnished news!! He works for them. The guy is an opportunist. I believe some things he believes in, but lying and playing the avoidance game on something as serious as 9/11 does not gain points with me! I went to one of his outdoor concerts at a local Ribfest a few years ago, and he actually insulted his audience because there were some heavy people in the front rows and he mentioned it!! The guy is an ignoramus!

Sue M. on August 7, 2012 at 3:22 am

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Kayla on August 11, 2012 at 12:04 pm

A racist, coward, crude mouthed, pedophile. Some may argue that 17 is not a child, but you can NOT say that about a 12yr old. Nugent had Courtney Love perform oral sex on him, when she was 12yrs old! She said she didn’t even have breasts yet, so he can’t say he “thought” she was old enough. She LOOKED like damn child and he molested her! I pray one of his guns backfires and a bullet hits him right in his racist, cowardly, child-molesting head.

Capital_Punishment_4Pedophiles on September 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Great Article.
Love it when someone calls this moron out on his BS.

Wes B on November 9, 2012 at 9:01 am

well…..even if he is all this bad…his is right in guns and politics….a lot of liberals and socialists are well worse than Ted.

alex fraguglia on December 20, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I’ve heard all the comments, at least he stands up for what he believes in. I’ve seen the man cry , I’ve seen him get passionate when it comes to the good of this country. I don’t see senators and lawmakers with that much passion. He is a good man, a little different than you and I but a good man none the less. Get off his back and listen to what he says. or don’t , cause I’m sure you’re all doing sooooo good in this economy.

ed on February 11, 2013 at 11:06 pm

The guy doesn’t sit right with me cause of his personality and demeanor but I would avoid daft too this is my life no one should force you to kill and die, and its basic biology to be attracted to a female that is fertile if she wasn’t that would be really creepy

G.S. Walther on March 25, 2013 at 4:52 pm

yeah – whatever – do you like his music, tho ?

RGB on May 3, 2013 at 12:49 pm

Nobody is perfect. Most stories are crap. He’ s an entertainer! Get over it. He is an inspiration to all to get off your butts, THINK and STAND UP FOR WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN, he got ya’ll all fired up!!!

Crissy on May 19, 2013 at 7:46 pm

You can’t just ‘refuse’ to pay child support. You either pay, or you go to jail. Simple as that. If he refused to pay to the mother, that’s a different story. If the mother didn’t take him to court, then that’s on her because you can’t just ‘ refuse’ a court order.

brian on July 16, 2013 at 6:04 am

Girl u lost me with he refused to go kill the vietnameese people. Who in their right mind would expect everyone to kill anyone. The only thing i even want to know about Ted nugent is He is a sensation isn’t he uses dumb redneck ways.

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