March 8, 2007, - 10:10 am

Hey, Rosie: It Isn’t Working

By Debbie Schlussel
Rosie O’Donnell–the most annoying of four extremely annoying yenta’s on ABC’s “The View” (and, yes, that includes airhead phony conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck)–says she began treatment for depression after being extremely depressed by the Columbine school shootings.
Glad to know that Rosie–a total stranger and NOT the parent or relative of a single victim of Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris–is the one most affected by the tragedy.
O’Donnell says that as part of her treatment, she hangs upside down for up to a half-hour every day to improve her mental state. And judging by what we see on TV, it isn’t working.
The woman is still a raving lunatic and hating America is part of her mental disorder. More from AP:

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Rosie O’Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine school shootings and hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state.
When gunmen killed 13 people at Columbine High School in Colorado in 1999, O’Donnell said she felt as if it had happened to her children.
“I couldn’t stop crying,” she said on an episode taped for ABC’s “The View” and due to air Friday. “I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn’t get out of bed and that’s when I started taking medication.” . . .
When she began taking antidepressants, O’Donnell, 44, said she began yoga and “inversion therapy,” where she hangs upside down by a swing for 15 to 30 minutes a day. She demonstrates it on “The View.”

Can’t wait to see that.

O’Donnell said she also has seasonal affective disorder, often called SAD, the wintertime blues that can strike when the days grow short. SAD is characterized by recurrent major depressive episodes during the fall and winter.
She’s “instantly happy” on sunny days but feels as if she’s being tortured when it’s cloudy. She feels the most important thing to do when you’re feeling depressed is to get up and move.
“Like in ‘The Wizard of Oz’ the color goes out,” she said. “That is what happens in depression. Everything gets gray.”

So sad, too bad. Gee, she seems awfully un-depressed and very happy when American troops are in trouble in Iraq. Call that Non-Seasonal Hate-America Disorder.
Hanging upside down won’t fix that. But Rosie shutting the hell up certainly will.

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Rosie O’Donut choked down a side of beef and vomited;
“Rosie O’Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine school shootings…”
But 9/11 had no effect on her. That’s probably because she believes (along with the rest of the LIBERALS) that America deserved it.
This fat slob should try suicide as a method of battling her depression. Hell, she’d be doing the country a favor.
BTW, I could almost hear Donald Trump laughing his ass off after hearing this fat slob airing her mental illnesses.

Thee_Bruno on March 8, 2007 at 10:29 am

“(airhead phony conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck)”
Man you are harsh! E.H. deserves credit for sitting around R. O’D. and Joy Behar and not vomiting.

Ripper on March 8, 2007 at 10:51 am

Elisabeth is on the show for two reasons. She’s hot, and they know she won’t stand up for herself. She allows rosie to bully her in every episode. If they replaced Elisabeth with a puppet on rosie’s right hand, the show would not be any different. That show should be renamed “Rosie’s View (And Joy’s Insane Ramblings).
AND EVEN IF SHE DID STAND UP FOR HERSELF, SHE’S STILL NOT A CONSERVATIVE. SHE PRAISED AL GORE’S ENVIRONMENTALIST MOVIE, IS VERY SYMPATHETIC TO TRANSSEXUALS, ETC. SHE’S LIBERAL WITH A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE, AIRHEAD VENEER.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Stealthkix on March 8, 2007 at 11:35 am

A true conservative would have belted all of those whores for insulting America. One day there socialist dream will come to fruition and then they’ll complain in there jail cells to their jailers just like the great socialist utopia 90 miles south of Key West, Fl.

warpmine on March 8, 2007 at 12:15 pm

It was alluded to above that perhaps Ms. McDonald could hang herself right side up and thus take care of that pesky depression.
Speaking for the southern district, I second the motion and move that the question be closed and that, furthermore, the said prescription be carried out forthwith.

Southernops on March 8, 2007 at 4:25 pm

Rosie O’Donnell’s depression stems from her having to look at her hideous mug in the mirror on a daily basis. She’s further proof that Liberalism is a mental disorder. Her only hope is electro-shock therapy administered by Donald Trump.

FreethinkerNY on March 8, 2007 at 9:50 pm

Geeze, she’s still talking about Columbine after all these years? Not to be callous, but in the grand scheme of things, Columbine was a non-event. A couple of screwed up kids went and shot some other kids. This sort of thing will happen once in a while when you’re in a country with 300 million people, just like how kids die in car crashes and kids die of cancer. Getting depressed over that is like getting depressed over the fact that you have to breathe in order to live.

Dan on March 8, 2007 at 11:16 pm

Her depression comes from her heart being full of seething hatred. I dont’ care which side of the fence she is on, she can’t shut up about hating things.
Trump was right about her..and if one believes in polls…hehe…most Americans sided with him dominantly.
I don’t know one person who likes her..yet I hear how great ratings she gets. She can’t hold a job…she’s that great I guess lol.
I was amused when they tossed the last person off the view. She was hardly the worst person on there. Joy was the one who made me sick the most. What a name for someone who acts like a ditz and has such foul things that come out of their mouth. I never really watched the view much..but did sometimes prior to rosie only to see what the fuss was all about. Thank god for remotes!

Highrise on March 9, 2007 at 1:54 am

Rosie O’Donnell can be good for a few laughs. Witness:
“Queen of Nice”
“Million Mom March”

Dan on March 9, 2007 at 9:03 pm

I saw Rosie on tv hanging upside down and the moment I saw her, I pictured Rocky 1 hitting a side of beef in a cooler for training. I am still laughing about it.

seealis on March 10, 2007 at 1:31 am

np

seealis on March 10, 2007 at 1:32 am

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