October 18, 2013, - 8:58 am

Escape Plan: Muslim @ CIA Prison is Hero of New Stallone-Schwarzenegger Flick; Prays to allah as He Saves Action Stars

By Debbie Schlussel

How do you know America is well on its way to becoming a Muslim nation? When two of its most famous action stars agree to star in a movie in which a Muslim prisoner in a CIA prison is the hero of the movie and saves their lives by praying to allah and taking a bullet for them while declaring, “allahu akbar [our Muslim god is the greatest--greater than your god].”

Yes, it’s Post-Post-9/11 at the movies, this weekend, with the debut of “Escape Plan,” starring Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, a cockamamie, confusing statement against the CIA, rendition for Islamic terrorists, waterboarding, and capitalism.

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Bin Laden Would Be Proud of New Stallone-Schwarzenegger PC Action Flick

The pair are well into their 60s, and most of their recent forays into the movies have been duds, both in plot and in box office return. So, apparently, they believe the way to rejuvenate (aside from Stallone’s HGH, steroids, and apparent botox use) is to inject a little jihad into their genre.

So, they turn the formula they once had in the ’80s–fighting the bad guys, many of whom were Muslim (as they are in real life in great numbers–see 9/11, Fort Hood, Westgate Mall, Undiebomber, Shoe Bomber, etc., etc. ad nauseaum). Instead, the villains here are those running a CIA prison where a third of the prisoners are Muslim. The prison adminstrators are evil and helped frame Stallone–an expert on how to build prisons that are escape-proof–and imprison him in the secret jail forever, along with Schwarzenegger. Oh, and the “evildoers” also waterboard Arnold Schwarzenegger (because the CIA only waterboards the good guys, not terrorists, right?).










The movie is long, dull, and boring, but, hey, the leader of the Muslim prisoners, Javed (played by actor Faran Tahir), agrees to use his opportunity to go outside and pray to allah to get intelligence for Schwarzenegger and Stallone and help them hatch their escape. He also gives his life and body–Rambo-style–for the pair, as they escape. And, again, he screams “allahu [FUBAR],” as he gives his life so the senior citizen action stars can be free and fight back against their CIA tormentors.

The “story”: Stallone, the prison expert, is hired by the builders of prisons to test their jails to see whether they are escape-proof. So, he gets himself put inside prisons as an inmate by pretending to do crimes, and then he escapes, showing the jailers how to improve their prisons and make them escape-free. But his latest foray is into a super-maximum-security prison, and he’s been kidnapped and framed, stuck in the prison forever. He doesn’t know where the prison is and is trying to figure out how to get out. The CIA jailers have read his books and they’ve made the prison virtually escape-proof. He befriends some kind of money man, played by Schwarzenegger, who is in the joint because the prison warden wants to know where Schwarzenegger and an accomplice stashed some major money.

Stallone and Schwarzenegger try to escape but it’s difficult. They need the Muslim and his fellow Muslims to stage a riot and otherwise distract the guards. And, then, of course, the Muslim uses Muslim prayer sessions and gives his life in the name of allah (the Moon cult god), saving their lives.

The tagline of the movie is, “No One Breaks Out Alone.” You see, you need a Muslim criminal in a CIA prison to pray to allah and help you get out.

Barf.

While it’s true that neither Stallone nor Schwarzenegger is a producer of this movie, they are the only reasons the movie is in theaters. And they could have objected to the pan-jihadist, politically correct tone of the movie . . . just as a Schwarzenegger action movie, “The 6th Day,” was changed to turn Islamic terrorist villains into something else to satisfy Muslim grievance theater pimps. But they didn’t. Because they probably have a piece of the action of this movie in some way, shape, or form. And I’m sure they know this movie will do well in Muslim countries that see themselves as the heroes and America’s CIA as the villain. This fits their preferred narrative.

These two aging action stars far past their prime aren’t believable in anything they do in this movie. And that includes their need for Muslim criminals and prayers to allah to save them.

As I’ve noted on this site before, I interviewed Stallone when he was in Detroit promoting his last Rocky installment, “Rocky Balboa” (read my review). At the time, he was making his last Rambo flick, “Rambo” (read my review), and told me it would be set in Burma/Myanmar. I asked him if the villains would be Muslim, and he said no. He said I was right that they probably should have been for accuracy’s sake, but when I asked him why they were not, he didn’t give a satisfactory answer. And Stallone’s new versions of terrorists and heroes (including the devout Muslim in this flick) are twisted.

Stallone and Schwarzenegger, desperate to continue their ’80s box office success, sold out to political correctness. And the jihad. But it won’t change the fact that they are both long past their prime. And Schwarzenegger still can’t change our first thought whenever we hear his name – his affair and son with the ugly maid (or our second thought – his bloated, failed governorship of California).

Up next? I wouldn’t be surprised if they get awards at the annual HAMAS CAIR banquet.

Sadly, there’s no escape from “Escape Plan’s” PC burden. Or its schlocky, preposterous, predictable story.

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Anyone think it could be one of these:

1. Hardening of the arteries?

2. Too many steroids?

3. Getting too old and hedging bets on which Deity to pray to?

4. All of the above?

No prizes associated with this quiz!

Dennis on October 18, 2013 at 9:22 am

Mu-slimes are the flavor of the day (actually of the last 2 decades). Now the CIA are a bunch of scum bags on the higher levels. But the lower level men who do the ground work are doing it for Country, at least in general they are. But the CIA represent the US. And as usual the US are the bad guys, based on what you are saying and recent movies that are come out. Stallone has been washed up for years and Schwarzeneggar has become to PC in his movies. The govenership was a good example of his persona; PC life. It wont be long before all Evagelical Christians are considered a enemy of the US , and a man-hunt to jail or kill them will be the objective, with UN help, in the movies.It will have a plot led by, probably the Southern Baptists, and throw in the Tea Party, who want to overthrow the US capital. Then the “Hero’s” along with mu-slimes will save the day. Very possible to happen. And for good measure, there will be a Orthodox Jew who sides with the Christians, and he goes down with them. Well any way, thats my comment.

William on October 18, 2013 at 9:37 am

Ugly turn of events with movies like this.
The negative influences of being put under for various and several surgeries is just another possible reason for the lack of common sense both of these has beens have undergone. Just how much damage is done to the brain when a person injects as much garbage into their systems as they have? Apparently in these cases, quite a bit. Hell, I know a much younger guy than these two goofs, that has done a bit of HGH and he’s not even the same person. NOt just physically either.
Ahnold has been a giant disappointment on several fronts for quite a long time. Besides his nefarious connections, he pardoned the son of a friend in prison for murder. What a waste of skin.

samurai on October 18, 2013 at 9:46 am

I doubt that it will have any mainstream cinematic success. As noted by Debbie, Stallone and Schwarzenegger are shopworn. Escape Plan would only be marketable in third world markets, especially Muslim ones.

worry01 on October 18, 2013 at 10:32 am

William’s “comment” is all too chillingly real and Biblical. Such a scenario is indeed coming. As for Arnold, whom I was around on an infrequent but regular basis from 1973-1983, has indeed been a crashing disappointment on many fronts. Actually, not a disappointment, because none of his pandering is really surprising. I can’t get in to some other stuff due to the possibility of lawsuits, plus, Arnold has made certain people who know certain things about his early life in America disappear before, and he will do it again, if necessary.

As for hypocrite Stallone, he should give Chuck Wepner his due once and for all, but that would take away the massive platform he has built on top of his ego and insecurities. Oh, did I say ego and insecurities? Yeah, that’s Arnold too, and make no bones about it, as long as Arnold is alive, he will stop at nothing to get what he wants, the way he wants, IF he wants something.

It’s a shame Bill O’Really ignored the people who warned about Arnold’s obsession with the dictatorial mentality when The Austrian Oak was running for Governor. O’Really claimed he had seen Pumping Iron and delved in to Arnold’s past, finding nothing worthy of note. There’s a scene in Pumping Iron where Arnold quite clearly outlines his admiration of Stalin, etal. Make no mistake about it, Arnold is a charmer and a conqueror, read ‘opportunist,’ and he will make the most of such. These two idiots make me almost ashamed to have been so deeply involved in bodybuilding as I was, EXCEPT for the really honorable people who once existed in that craft.

Debbie, I don’t know if you’ve heard of Marvin Eder. Look him up, and see if you can find him and do a story/interview on him some day. Marvin Eder, a JEW, one of the strongest men pound for pound who EVER lived, and an HONORABLE MENSCH. Eder was an astounding talent and ridiculously strong in many exercises, including very unusual moves such as parallel bar dips, quite uncomfortable for many people.

Marvin Eder’s career was sabotaged by the bodybuilding hierarchy of the times. Although many people would like to believe that he fooled around with early anabolic steroids during their infancy, I for one believe him when he says he didn’t. Eder is still alive and well, and I read an interview with him that goes back a few years. It is buried on the internet, and extremely difficult to find. The guy is still incredibly strong, quite healthy and rues the current climate of our beloved sport and pursuit, which WAS at one time primarily based on HEALTH and strength.

Marvin Eder built a very successful plumbing business in NYC and would be worthy of a column here for several reasons. One, he is and was a Jew with incredible strength, the mention of whose name once brought fear, respect and amazement in to people’s eyes. He is an honorable, HUMBLE and decent man, who when he saw the athletic arena for the shark tank it was, decided to go in to business and made quite a name for himself and his occupation.

Perhaps Kaliforniya SHOULD have elected Mary Carey. Would anything have been that much different?

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 18, 2013 at 10:35 am

Actually, this movie might not have a favorable audience in Moozie-land. The “hero” clearly was mimicking Christ’s sacrifice for those who are helpless and unable to save themselves. Don’t think for a second the imams will not notice it, and respond accordingly. There is nothing like it in the Koran where people die for Allah simply because he says to do it. But they don’t die to save others and gain Paradise.

It would be fitting if it failed everywhere, right?

platypus on October 18, 2013 at 11:03 am

I’m so old I can remember when Stallone made an impressive debut with the first Rocky film, which was really quite good, and which he wrote and starred in. And I’m so old I can remember a time I didn’t despise Schwarzanazi.

This is so, so pathetic.

Joe Guiney on October 18, 2013 at 11:44 am

In real life, the Muslim would turn on them and kill them at the earliest opportunity or find some way to betray them.

Hey, if Muslims were real life heroes, how come Hollywood has to make them up instead of giving one to us? It can’t be that hard!

I expect “Escape Plan” to sink at the domestic box office. (More on the flip side later.) Especially when the hero (I guess anti-hero in reality)is more attractive than the two principal leads who confound and reverse the audience’s expectations.

People watch Schwarzenegger and Stallone to beat up our enemies, save the world, get beautiful women and call it a day – or at least they used to do that in the good ol’ days! What the heck happened to Hollywood? But the Muslim World will be very happy!

After all, instead of killing each other, it can fantasize about killing evil infidel CIA agents! It won’t do well here, Debbie is right about that, but it will break box office records among those who hate us!

Alhamidullah – Praise Allah – America gets jihad right! And this only a couple of dozen years after 9/11. Score one for the latest in high quality Bin Laden cinema, indeed.

NormanF on October 18, 2013 at 11:50 am

Yeah Joe, on both counts, me too, even if Stallone did leave Wepner out in the cold, the original Rocky was impressive. Hey, are you old enough to remember when Stallone played a mugger in Woody Allen’s Bananas (1971)? My favorite Woody Allen movie, quite hilarious. Used to have it on tape, until three feet of water from Sandy ruined a lot of stuff in my storage space.

And not that I don’t admire Arnold in a lot of ways, but that’s the way it is with personalities like that. Truth be told, he was always a prick though. A charmer, great sense of humor, presence, but a prick nonetheless.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 18, 2013 at 11:56 am

I’ve never liked these two over-hyped jerks. I’ll admit that Stallone is prolly more of a talent than that Austrian pervert & Nazi-lover, but that ain’t saying much. I’m proud that the only movie I have ever seen either one in is “Death Race 2000″ and that was made long before Stallone was a huge, Hollywood star.

I have never seen Rocky, Rambo, Conan, Total Recall, Terminator or any boring piece of crap Schwarzeneggar has been in. I never took him seriously and I HATED all his canned lines even though the rest of the population ate them up.

DS couldn’t be more correct (and who knows more than she?) about what this says about USA (and the world) regarding Islam and the abject acceptance of Islamic victimization and pandering. It’s horrible to behold and I will speak out against it as long as I can (even though I am annoyed and somewhat demoralized). I know the truth when it’s in front of me!

Skunky on October 18, 2013 at 11:58 am

    Note the intellectual level of this music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

    worry01 on October 18, 2013 at 3:02 pm

      How prescient you are, Worry. My sister was just telling me about this just last week. We kept joking about it! :D

      Skunky on October 18, 2013 at 7:27 pm

I was hoping for a movie about peanut allergies.

skzion on October 18, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    sk: ‘Twas a hoot, wasn’t it? I stopped reading dozens of posts ago right after enjoying DS Rocks’ series of rapid fire peanut butter posts. I felt certain it couldn’t get any better than that; hopefully I haven’t missed anything.

    lee of the lower case "l" on October 18, 2013 at 7:09 pm

      reply to self: Having returned to the peanut post I found I had missed quite a bit.

      Thanks to Skunky, Little Al, skzion, DS Rocks, Alfredo– and any others I’m not able to pull up from memory– for giving voice to views shared by those of us not so blessed with the skills of expression you all treated us to.

      The peanut thread was as tough as it gets and thanks to the above the case for reason and sane perspective was covered,re-covered, and emphasized (both with humor and bite) for all with ears to hear.

      lee of the lower case "l" on October 18, 2013 at 11:10 pm

        Thank you, lee. Headed over there right now to check up again. Still waiting to hear who’s going to replace Debbie at “the firm,” now that she’s been fired. LOL!!!

        Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 19, 2013 at 12:04 am

        There was plenty of fine work all around by our regulars. Debbie couldn’t have asked for better evidence that everything she said in her piece was true.

        skzion on October 20, 2013 at 11:33 am

ROTFLMAO!!! Yeah, the fun on that thread is addicting, isn’t it?

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 18, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    It is.

    skzion on October 18, 2013 at 12:16 pm

Like peanuts. Which you can take to the bad Stallone/Schwarzenegger movies. Which, by the way, I have only seen one of, that being the original Rocky, just for the record.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 18, 2013 at 12:22 pm

Todays news; Action star and former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been lobbying for support to change the law to allow him to run for president in 2016, Page Six has exclusively learned.
We’re told Ahnold has been openly talking about his political ambitions while in New York to promote his new movie with Sylvester Stallone, “Escape Plan.”

the rest of it :http://pagesix.com/2013/10/18/schwarzenegger-mounting-legal-challenge-to-run-for-president/

sal on October 18, 2013 at 1:09 pm

Hollywood can’t help but but “Put a little bit of themselves” into most of their films. With the Muslims, it boils down to this. This is how stupid they are. They are so blinded by their seething hatred for whites, especially the middle/lower middle class white man, that they slavishly promote anything they thing he hates, or is detrimental to him. They are so blinded, that they (Libtards) don’t realize that Islam hates and wants to destroy some of the libtard’s favorite “freedoms”. No gays, no pornography, no booze,(Unless in secret for their suicide bombers, hired killers and the elite) and NO WOMEN’S LIB. They will (and do, in areas they control)not only make the bra burners wear bras, but the burka as well. You would think that the libtards that masquerade as reporters and journalists, “embedded” (I love this term,it just drips with double entendre and possibilities for sarcasm)with various people in the middle east, would wake up to this when they find that they can’t go out in public there without at least a rag on their head. But, I am guessing that these sluts are so distracted by bedding down with whoever they are embedded with (Does it hurt when you piss, G.I.?)and/or having 50 shades of gray fantasies, that it doesn’t even enter their dumb blonde valley girl heads what they are actually looking at. And, the crap they produce, the libtards back home eat it all up and smear it around because they are high on their belief that it is another thing that Bubba the redneck hates, and are too stupid to realize that the Jihadis hate them and their lifestyles more than they ever thought of hating Bubba. And, any Jews that are sucked into this bullshit are even dumber than the average libtard, considering what the Muslims have in mind for the Jews. Trendy, half wit liberals are planting the seeds of their own destruction.

RT on October 18, 2013 at 2:06 pm

The only film I liked Stallone in was Oscar. Other than that . . . feh!

Double ditto on Strudel-negger’s “bloated, failed” run as “Kaliforniya” governor. One of the main reasons why that state is now stuck once again with “Moonbeam” Brown and his wacko agenda.

ConcernedPatriot on October 18, 2013 at 2:26 pm

How long will it be before Hollywood decides to portray Muslims as the real victims of the Nazis? If you don’t think they would stoop that low have a look at what is currently being exhibited in London:

http://edgar1981.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/the-ultimate-in-muslim-victimhood.html

Edgar Davidson on October 18, 2013 at 2:39 pm

Honestly y’all are a bunch of losers. Instead of Debbie SHITssel practicing law (and suckin at it) she sits in her low income apartment/office in Southfield making up false shit from her ugly ass. Get a life u piss-ons. Oh and I’m dying to see what that skank Skunky and fagget Sean Rickards have to comment. What a bunch of e-thugs u are. I’d hate to meet u in a dark alley on the Internet you kike bums.

Thomas on October 18, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    What is false Tommy? Or, would Tariq be more appropriate?

    worry01 on October 18, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    I’ll continue to not care about you Tommy while you’ll continue to explode with hate and read ALL of the comments of regulars here you love to hate. We’re living rent free in your twisted mind, sucka.

    Mooooooslim puke!

    Skunky on October 18, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    Anti-Semites like you are bothered by the existence of Jews. We don’t need your nutcase rantings on here; share them on a neo-Nazi blog!

    Keep up with the classy remarks – they will take you a long way in life. And if you do come around here again, rest assured, we’ll be waiting.

    NormanF on October 19, 2013 at 3:46 am

Good old Hollywood, still not buying into reality. Who, with a straight face and mind, could have conceived of, then proposed, that beyond belief Muslim angle? A pity anyone would want their name associated with such bold face pander/appeasement.

Sadly though, to be sure, desire for participation in this flick didn’t go wanting out there in Denialand. Way way out there in the Cosmo Kramer ether.

lee of the lower case "l" on October 18, 2013 at 7:13 pm

Doubting that Thomas would be receptive to a bit of constructive criticism I’m not addressing him directly, but I believe the space before where it begins and the space just after it ends are too far apart.

I might not even be addressing the above at all but for second glass of wine at dinner an hour ago.

lee of the lower case "l" on October 18, 2013 at 7:33 pm

The last Sly Stallone movie I saw was RAMBO and glad that I have not seen anymore since reading your movie reviews Debbie. I probably won’t see anymore because Sly is suddenly getting PC. Now Arnold I can say I have not seen anymore of his flicks since the Terminator movies. I am a bit surprised that the how much PC he has gotten in making this movie compared to his movie in the 90′s TRUE LIES, which showed Muslim terrorists. Not planning to change watching these guys if this who they have become.

Mario on October 19, 2013 at 2:31 pm

Mario, sadly, with each passing day it seems that the only people who HAVEN’T become that are the members of this web site, and of course, Debbie herself. Very sad, infuriating, frustrating, etc.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 19, 2013 at 4:15 pm

Get your facts right you incompetant little news wannabe. Allah Akbah does not mean, as you say it “our Muslim god is the greatest–greater than your god”.. It just means: God Is Great. So stop trying to get people to be as rasict as you are and let people live !

Shawc Stone on November 26, 2013 at 6:04 pm

you are an idiot. don’t try to be racist I am not muslim
but I enjoyed the movie very well.

Albert on January 23, 2014 at 1:07 pm

Haters ganna hate just watch the movie and stop crying because there are muslims in it. The movie is actually really great for the old fashioned action movie lovers.

Haters... on February 28, 2014 at 8:43 am

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