February 3, 2014, - 7:04 am
As I noted yesterday, I couldn’t have cared less about the Super Bowl. It was boring, and for the most part, so were the ads. So boring to me that I turned to ABC’s “Shark Tank” re-runs as background noise while I did some work. Far more exciting. But here are my picks for the best Super Bowl ads:
* BEST ADS:
Especially if you grew up in the ’80s, as I did, this is tops (wouldn’t make me more likely to shop at the Shack, though I’ve bought things there that you can only buy online, otherwise):
If you are proud to be American and appreciate those who serve, as is the case with me (wouldn’t make me more likely to drink Bud, though it’s good to know the company is patriotic):
* WORST AD:
Buh-Bye, Coca-Cola. Not buyin’ you anymore. America is about speaking English, not illegal alien amnesty and more Muslims, which is clearly what this offensive ad is pimping on you. Here’s a tip, Coke: America was beautiful when it was a melting pot and people absorbed and assimilated into the culture. You celebrate balkanization on our shores, which is quite ugly. Um, no thanks. Not that this is news for me about Coca-Cola, which, as I’ve noted, has been giving out college scholarships to illegal aliens for years (so does Budweiser, so the company isn’t quite so patriotic). Forget, “I’d like to buy the world a Coke.” Coke would like to bring the world–all of it–to invade our shores and help it stay here, a recipe for the end of America (the end which already started a while ago). Speak English, Bitches!
Those are my choices for best and worst ads on last night’s Super Bowl telecast. What are yours?
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