November 3, 2005, - 2:41 pm

ICE’s & Radical Islam’s Cover Boy: Immigration Agency on the Defense w/ Schlussel – Abu Moskowitz Update

By Debbie Schlussel
Apparently, this site has truly made an impact on the folks at ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement), Homeland Security’s immigration agency.
After the several months of columns and posts about the nefarious and unethical activities of Brian Moskowitz (a/k/a “Abu Moskowitz”), ICE’s Special Agent in Charge for Michigan and Ohio, ICE has finally taken action.

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Abu Moskowitz, ICE Supermodel:

Look at his hands. We could do a very risque caption.

Unfortunately, instead of firing or disciplining Abu Moskowitz (who is under investigation), the agency has made BM the ICE poster boy. The latest “ICE Update,” the agency’s in-house newsletter sent to all ICE agents, features a glowing two page story with all kinds of claims (and nothing to back them up) about the job Abu M is “performing.” The ICE Abu Moskowitz Mash Note–complete with photo of Abu M legs spread wide open to fellow agents (we will post this Lilliputian “centerfold” when I return)–will be great for your grass when springtime comes. It is very rich fertilizer.
(We’re glad Abu Moskowitz got coiffed for the photo session. When we last saw him, kowtowing at the Hezbollah Mosque full of terror supporters, he seemed in need of a cut. We note he took our e-mail advice to him to ditch the tie of yellow, the color of cowards–even though in his case it was just so appropriate.)
Stay tuned for a more detailed analysis. . . .

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6 Responses

Debbie, This should give pause as to ask, what’s going on.

danny on November 3, 2005 at 8:57 pm

we fight a war against terrorists thousands of miles away but look the other way when it comes to terrorist supporters already in the U.S. I would be dissapointed but i’ve known for years what the islamists had in store for us. too bad anti-islamist jews like me are shut out of the military/intelligence communities here.

shleppy on November 3, 2005 at 10:49 pm

Shleppy,
Your claim, that Jews are excluded from Military Inteligence and related branches, is false. In fact, the U.S. military is eager to find qualified recruits who are anxious to protect the U.S. against its enemies. Radical Islamist terrorists are among those enemies.
Why don’t you conduct an experiment? Head down to our local recruiter and tell them that you want to enlist and serve in the Militay Intelligence Corps. If you pass the various screenings and tests you’ll have the honor of serving your country for the next four years at low pay and some hazard.
I look forward to reading a detailed account of your experiment.

MarcH on November 4, 2005 at 12:17 am

This may be slightly off-topic, but someone fowarded this to me…a letter from her daughter on the front—
Mama,
Another day here in Iraq. It’s already been devastating for many of us here.
It’s difficult because we aren’t allowed to speak about what goes on with our
families for fear that someone else may be monitoring everything we say and
write.
When you were told I would change I want you to know that the change may
actually be good for me…I think of you and Lori and my heart swells, wanting
to hug you. I haven’t felt that way in awhile. I think taking care of the
family and my own personal issues jaded me from thinking and loving you guys the
way I should. Well, just so you know.
Things are ok. I would love some books, the kind you know I like! All we have
here is a whole bunch of cheesy Harlequin romance type stuff. And magazines,
you know how I love magazines. Mama, could you send me a nice pillow? I don’t
have one and my neck and shoulders are killing me! We have a luxury here in the
EMT (that’s Army speak for ER) a stove! The interpeters bring us things like
eggs from the economy to bake with etc. I could use those flavored creams, no
one here has half and half! I would even love the half and half that doesn’t
need to be in the fridge. Anything easy that young people like. A lot of the
soldiers come in from the field and haven’t eaten so we would like stuff to be
able to make for them thats easy and reminds them of home. Also, we cut off a
lot of soldiers clothes and then they don’t have anything else to wear, so we’re
asking for Dollar Store/WalMart type packages of underware, socks, tshirts,
shorts, you get the idea.
i’m SURE Debbie can provide you with an address of where you can send items for our soldiers to.

EminemsRevenge on November 4, 2005 at 10:23 am

Any jew that is going to want to get into Military Inteligence can and most likely is working another aspect, than the U.S.’s group called immigration +customs.

danny on November 4, 2005 at 6:11 pm

War on terror? Bwahahahahahahahahaha. IT’S ON OUR FREEDOM!!!

KOAJaps on November 5, 2005 at 5:17 pm

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