June 17, 2014, - 3:46 pm

EXCLUSIVE: Homeland Security Headquarters Cafeteria Closed bc of Rodents & Filth

By Debbie Schlussel

Is it just me . . . or is it kind of ironic that the Department of Homeland Security can’t even keep its cafeteria safe from rats? Maybe they should change the name to the Department of No Rat Security. Well, they can’t catch illegal aliens either, so at least they are consistent.



Homeland Security: Rat-Infested & Filthy in So Many Ways

DebbieSchlussel.com has exclusively learned that the DHS sent out an e-mail warning employees and contractors to stay away from the eating place. Conveniently, they don’t note that the location is Homeland Security headquarters, preferring instead to camouflage this fact with the euphemism, “Nebraska Avenue Complex.” Below is the text of the e-mail, which Homeland Security employees are sending around with appropriate snickers (but not Snickers, since those are trapped in the room with the rats):

Nebraska Avenue Complex Cafeteria Closure

The cafeteria at the NAC is closed effective immediately.

This closure is necessary to resolve serious rodent and cleanliness issues that the General Services Administration, who operates the Nebraska Avenue Complex, is solely responsible for and has failed to promptly address. DHS facilities staff are attempting to work with GSA officials on clean-up efforts and to provide alternative food providers on campus while the required work is completed.

On Monday there will likely not be food available on campus. We advise either bringing lunch with you or taking a shuttle to Tenley where there are a number of restaurants.

We will keep you informed of the schedule to resolve this issue. Further, we are pursuing options for temporary food trucks to come to the NAC and will inform you if that can be arranged.

Once a detailed inspection was conducted on Friday, it become clear that professional cleaning and systemic infrastructure resolutions are necessary before food service operations can be resumed.

The health and safety of DHS employees is of paramount importance. Immediate action was taken as soon as the results of the inspection–conducted by GSA at our request–were shared. We continue to demand GSA officials provide quality of services and oversight necessary for this facility.

Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience this causes.

Hmmm . . . strange they aren’t transporting the rat “youths” into the American interior and letting them go to procreate and live forever off the fat of the land.


Dept of Jihadist Security Artwork by Fred Taub of Boycott Watch

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30 Responses

Debbie: I must criticize you on your lack of reporting skills. You did not make it clear: Two legged or four legged rodents, Debbie? 🙂

Occam's Tool on June 17, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Dear Razor:

    What do you expect in DC ? Nearly all are 4 – legged and nearly all are affiliated Democrat.

    JayPee on June 17, 2014 at 4:37 pm

Government employees are like zombies – gutted of their souls – mindlessly marching toward retirement benefits.

DS_ROCKS! on June 17, 2014 at 4:34 pm

    Absolutely true. Pure economic determinism.

    JayPee on June 17, 2014 at 4:39 pm

I started in [legacy] INS and retired from DHS. During my four decade tenure, I never felt we could effectively manage much of anything. Any inquiries about my employment history are usually followed by a ‘I was a computer clerk for the government’. I am very much embarrassed of how much time I pissed away my life, doing what I did.

#1 Vato on June 17, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    You probably had more of a positive impact than you know.

    Tommy Thomas on June 17, 2014 at 11:52 pm

From my memory, this building is near Rock Creek and American University.

Both good sources of rats.

Maybe there are some Lois Lerner files involved.

This socialist administration is a disgrace.

Panhandle on June 17, 2014 at 4:53 pm

All I can say is LOLto the article and the comments.

skzion on June 17, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    WHY ?

    JayPee on June 17, 2014 at 5:51 pm

      Why? Lol as in, “this is funny, starting with the photos of rats and Barky.

      skzion on June 18, 2014 at 5:30 am

Ahhhhhhhhh, the government cannot keep the rats out of the establishment. Not surprising, but perhaps a good place to begin target practice for those 1.7 billion hollow point rounds. Round up the rats, y’all. THEN, you can start on the rodents in the cafeteria. ROTFLMAO!!!

OH!!! OH!!! OH!!! Bring your OWN lunch!?!?!!!!!???!!! But, but, but, . . .

suppose it’s not compliant with Moochelle’s stringent dietary requirements? What happens? A rat comes along, slaps a REJECT tag on it, and appropriates it to a secret place deep inside the cafeteria?

Ahhhhhh, America toward the end, gotta love the opportunities for humor, gotta reach for da stahz, y’know, reach for da stahz.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on June 17, 2014 at 7:14 pm

Like true bureaucrats, they blame the GSA. But the GSA generally has to depend on input from its customers.

I’ve always had a soft spot for food trucks. Often they present more interesting and palatable choices than institutional restaurants and cafeterias. But they don’t have political clout, and are criticized by the established eateries because they can operate at lower cost. I always thought that’s what capitalism and competition were all about.

Little Al on June 17, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    @Little Al–

    Not to get DHS off the hook, GSA really is responsible, but that agency is in nearly total meltdown at the moment.

    Virtually all the good people left and/or took early retirement a couple of years ago.

    Prometheus on June 18, 2014 at 9:20 am

I worry about the human vermin that infests DHS.

worry01 on June 17, 2014 at 9:35 pm

Actually they have a private screening of “Willard” (1971) which you can watch for free on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3Fndi62nGI

…details reside in the book it’s based on, “Ratman’s Notebooks” by Stephen Gilbert.

Obama’s ship is full of ’em.

Bruce on June 17, 2014 at 11:23 pm

They aren’t helping rats get into the kitchen, they are just supporting *baby* rats getting in, then housing and feeding these baby rats. Unused corners, empty containers, trash cans and walk-in-refridgerators in the kitchen have been made into rats nests for this deprived baby rats. For some of the existing rats, the DHS has enabled baby rats to be united with their parent rats, for humanitarian purposes. The Department of Health’s rules about rodent infestation in restaurants and kitchens have been unilaterally relaxed on orders “from above”.

Bill on June 17, 2014 at 11:59 pm

    Best comment yet.

    Meira on June 18, 2014 at 3:44 am

Debbie, rats can and do turn up anywhere.

Miranda Rose Smith on June 18, 2014 at 6:26 am

    Oh, MIranda! Debbie is trying to inject a bit of levity but I do wish she’d comment on the 3 kidnapped boys in Israel. Hardly anyone in the US has heard about it.

    Meira on June 18, 2014 at 9:31 am

      Dear Meira:

      Regrettably, only Jewish, not Islamic lives are at stake, so the story is barely registering a blip in the news. Now, if Israel yelled at a Palestinian strangling a Jewish child, the headlines would be “Israel torturing Palestinian refugee youth while youth was working out.”

      I have kept up on the story through jpost.com. The problem is that the Israelis will not retaliate, and eventually will release any murderer, so there is no price for killing a Jew.

      Jonathan E. Grant on June 18, 2014 at 2:17 pm


        I too have been following this terrorist event at various sources. It is becoming a game changer in Israel. While Iran and hizbulla are busy fighting against the sunni ISIS in iraq, the IDF has been progressively flexing their might. Coming on the heels of the sham PA-Hamas alliance, this kidnapping will force Israel to clean up hamas once again. A major or semi-major battle is imminent.

        HK on June 18, 2014 at 3:58 pm

      “…the 3 kidnapped boys in Israel. Hardly anyone in the US has heard about it.”

      No kidding – just business as usual by the MSM covering up for muslim atrocities.


      DS_ROCKS! on June 18, 2014 at 5:30 pm

The juxtaposition of the rat photo to Super O’s photo is way too apropos for Wednesday morning. It would make a great poster or bumper sticker.

Free Speech on June 18, 2014 at 9:43 am

The only rats truly occupying that s**thole are the ones that took over after the great merger, post 9/11, which summarily decimated good agencies down to the travesties they are today. Now that they’ve had substantial time to run loose, further propagate their fetid species, and annihilate the decent folks who did the job with honor and integrity, they’ll start feeding off each other.

They should put them on the same ship with the throngs of illegals that have invaded Texas and Arizona recently and send them to their respective turd world dives.

IceNoMore on June 18, 2014 at 10:20 am

For clarification: The two legged variety of filthy vermin are what is described as they have overrun our halls of government from the highest to the lowest. The four legged variety would have justifiably been called “pets”.

QiPo on June 18, 2014 at 11:17 am

Let’s hope this species turns out to be endangered. EPA will surely have some regulation to shut the facility down and curtail their operations.

Tj on June 18, 2014 at 11:42 am

In 2012 Vice President Biden raised some eyebrows when he said the Department of Homeland Security was “crawling with lesbians.” What the hell is going on in that place? http://www.thedailyrash.com/biden-says-department-of-homeland-security-crawling-with-lesbians

KirstenH on June 18, 2014 at 12:37 pm

I went to see my Pops last night, he is so disillusioned by the prez. Then I see an article today that majority of the country believes that he is unable to run this country effectively. Not good Mr. Prez, not good.

BigD on June 18, 2014 at 1:25 pm

It must have been discovered that rats vote Democrat.
So DHS has been ordered not to bother them.
They might even be encouraging other rats to come to the DHS building.

Steve G. on June 18, 2014 at 4:09 pm

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