September 23, 2014, - 3:24 pm

Islamic Modesty: Missing Afghan Soldiers Did What?!

By Debbie Schlussel

Take a guess where the missing Afghan soldiers went before they tried to defect to Canada. Here’s a tip: G-strings and Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar on Me” are popular there. Not to mention, poles and the tired, hackneyed, “I’m only doing this until I have enough to pay for college.” Yup, the Muslim soldiers who went AWOL from a U.S. military base predictably went to an all-nude strip joint.



Mashpee Police Chief Rodney Collins said the three men were at Zachary’s Pub in his town the day before they vanished. The self-described “gentlemen’s club” features “all-nude exotic entertainment” as well as billiards, Keno, and $4 draft beer. Collins said the department had heard no complaints about the men.

“I assume they were looking at naked women, but that’s pure speculation,” Collins said.

Remember when we were lectured by President Bush that Islam was a “religion of modesty”? Remember when we were lectured by confirmed plagiarist and faux-conservative Jeff Jacoby that President Bush’s interrogation of Gitmo terrorists violated Islam’s tenets of modesty when news broke that sexy women brushed their breasts and hair on the backs of the Muslim Gitmo-ese? (Jacoby, a self-identified “Orthodox Jew,” apparently forgot that his own religion and Christianity actually place importance on modesty and Muslims own no monopoly on that, nor any real commitment to it despite their pretense otherwise.)

Well, the Muslim Afghan soldiers committed to modesty displayed their commitment to it by going to a strip joint to watch slutty infidelettes take it all off. Hey, just like the 9/11 hijackers displayed their “modesty” when they went to “The Pink Pony” strip joint and patronized prostitutes in Vegas. Just like Anwar Al-Awlaki paid hookers to have sex with him in Washington when the Bush Administration designated him their model imam and Prince of Peace. And just like Nidal Malik Hasan went to watch strippers before he shot up Fort Hood and murdered 13. These guys are all so predictable, especially in the hypocrisy department.

Hey, maybe these Afghans got tired of the Bacha Bazi boys and decided to switch to a different gender.

No word on which songs were playing at the strip club while our modest Afghan friends were putting dollars in G-strings. But I’m betting my money on Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” and Nelly’s “Hot in Herre
[sic]. Or maybe My Darkest Days’ “Porn Star Dancing.”

Thanks, Islam, for teaching me about modesty! Alhamdulilah [praise allah].

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18 Responses

Not too terribly surprising. Bin Laden’s computer was filled with all sorts of porn. Lowlives do as lowlives do.

Dan on September 23, 2014 at 3:42 pm

And this scum will go home and beat their wives for removing a headbag.

Ed on September 23, 2014 at 4:09 pm

Um, Debbie, Nelly did “Hot in Herre”, not Usher.

I knew that these Afghans went to a stripper bar after going AWOL. Just knew it. Those Mohammedans are just too predictable.

B: Oops, I always get those two confused. No, not b/c of racism, but b/c their songs are very similar. DS

Bob on September 23, 2014 at 4:31 pm

Filthy muslims (redundancy) make want to puke.

DS_ROCKS! on September 23, 2014 at 5:29 pm

I don’t think the 9 11 hijackers cared about the modesty of infidel women very much.
It wouldn’t matter if western women were the most modest on the entire globe, they’d still be kufar.

This story make me wonder what training these guys flew in for on 9 11. Also wonder what training their moderate buddies are getting in Syria that’s meant to take a year.
Since Obama didn’t want any US special forces on the ground over there maybe he decided to take the opportunity to further degrade the US’s lead by training up some new Syrian recruits.

japple on September 23, 2014 at 5:44 pm

    “It wouldn’t matter if western women were the most modest on the entire globe, they’d still be kufar.”

    True enough, but being Muslim wouldn’t necessarily spare them either. The vast majority of women in Egypt, for example, even those in the most shapeless, body-covering attire, report experiencing sexual harassment just going about their public business.

    Raymond in DC on September 30, 2014 at 1:03 am

Debbie, you must get up to date with the new logic presented by the media. The media tells us now that Muslims do not murder, visit strip clubs, or do anything morally objectionable or questionable. So if you identify any such individuals doing such things, they are not real “Muslims” by definition. Therefore, any individuals doing such things that maintain they are Muslims are really insane because they have deluded themselves into thinking they are Muslims. Please be aware of this new logic. As a result, you will no longer be able to logically criticize Muslims in any way. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. The media does. And we must obey the media.

Ralph Adamo on September 23, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    Very well stated. They are “radical jihadists”. They are not muslims. Even though they say they are muslims, we know better. We can define much better who they are, than they can. Well, by “we”, I mean barrack Hussein Obama, john Kerry, the media, et al…………

    Trigeek on September 24, 2014 at 3:23 pm

DS, I’m glad you mentioned that Liberal tool Jeff Jacoby. He recently had a debate with WRKO’s Jeff Kuhner and he was just as you said. He was trying to come across as a hardliner on Islam but we know better. I remembered your column on him. He’s a tool and a Massa(hole)chusetts Moonbat. He couldn’t even hold his own in a debate and is another fake.

And the dumb Moooooslima broads who like to cover themselves in the Ninja outfits are doing it for these gross frauds. Islam is Satanic and Illegitmate so only dumb dupes.

But the Kardashian-Coma’d Yanks will bend over for Islam and give ’em special treatment when all they do proves how illegitimate and messed up they all are.

13 years since 9/11 and the Mooooslims are gaining ground and WINNING and fooling the dumbest of the dumb. SMH!

Skunky on September 23, 2014 at 6:19 pm

Research… I’m sure they were just doing research on Infidel women. Ha! Meanwhile, back at their house they are married to a fat woman they would rather not even look at!

Karen on September 23, 2014 at 6:27 pm

But… but… these Muslims are just following the teachings of Islam just like in the 1400 child rapes in Rotherham. Uh huh. It’s all ideology and nothing else. Right.

Scamela Feller on September 23, 2014 at 8:49 pm

So if US Army personnel, go to strip clubs….et cetera, would they necessarily be abusing their time or their specific religion(s). I am not sure that any religion would give a pass on the behavior and so to blame a religion for laxity, just as laxity in morals for any other religion would be not necessarily causative in the religion itself. No?
The question might be what religion provides the best response to that behavior and what God provides forgiveness and consequence, i. e. David and Bathsheba.

MG: Um, if those US Army personnel pimp an intolerant religion on us that forces women to be covered in a sheet, if they pimp a religion on us that shoots up military bases and flies planes into buildings and mass murders 3,000 Americans, if they look at the rest of us as sluts and immodest infidels while they pretend to be obsessed with modesty, then YES, they would necessarily be abusing their religions. So far, the only ones who have that religion are Muslims. But when Christians, Jews, Wiccans, Buddhists, Hindus and others start doing all of those things, then come back and make the absurd comparison. DS

M Gardner on September 23, 2014 at 9:58 pm

The thing is that some nutjobs out there have become so obsessed with PC that anything, ANYTHING, done by someone who is Muslim is excused as one simply duped by the religion. You see, that way you can’t be blamed as a racist. Isn’t that cute. Is every Christian or Jew devout? Of course not. But somehow, every Muslim is. Pure, old fashioned, evil such as child rape … oh, its in their religion. They are just confused. Everyone else on the planet would rightly be called a pedophile, rapist, murderer, etc., but not a Muslim. No, they are all following Islam to the letter. It is never the beast himself who is evil, only his religion. Scamela says so.

witness on September 24, 2014 at 4:54 am

I doubt they were putting dollars in G-strings.,All-nude woman aren’t wearing G-strings. Garter belts maybe.

BethesdaDog on September 24, 2014 at 8:37 am

They were only looking a dhimmi sex slaves. This is allowed in Islam. If they had beaten and gang raped any of these women, it would have been allowable under the laws of Islamic war.

America is a country at war with Islam, so all Americans are treated as enemy combatants. These men are still considered the fruit of Islam and Allah’s highest creation as are the ISIS fighters killing women and children.

Steve G on September 24, 2014 at 12:19 pm

I heard the trio requested that The Cure’s “Killing An Arab” be played.

Trigeek on September 24, 2014 at 2:19 pm

I’m confident that in the spirit of cultural sensitivity, these fine working Christian women, would have immediately donned a hajib if they knew that there were Mooslums in the audience.

Michael on September 24, 2014 at 6:43 pm

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