October 17, 2014, - 2:00 pm

Belated Wknd Box Office: The Green Prince (HAMAS Alert), The Judge, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Kill the Messenger, Addicted, Automata

By Debbie Schlussel

I’d written most of these and had them set to go up while I was away for the first half of the Jewish holiday last Friday, but alas it didn’t post, despite my scheduling it. Sorry about that, but you didn’t miss much. Not sure what happened, but we think we fixed it. Because they didn’t go up in time, I went to see “Addicted” after the first part of the holiday ended and added that review here. I think we’ve fixed the glitch, and, hopefully, all of my reviews go up as scheduled today (Friday), as I’m especially itching to tell you my reaction to “Fury.” So here’s what I saw last week (my reviews for today’s new movies coming up today in a separate post):




* “The Green Prince“: I warned you, a few years ago, to ignore the fawning over Mosab Hassan Yousef a/k/a “Son of HAMAS,” as he was not “pro-Israel” as many eager gushers without a clue proclaimed. As I told you, Yousef’s handlers are the openly anti-Israel, pro-Palestinian Christian activist Ron Brackin (who wrote Yousef’s book and did all the PR for it) and disgraced and fired former Shin Bet (Israel’s version of the FBI) agent, Gonen Ben Yitzhak, now a pro-Obama, far-leftist, “peace” activist. Well, this long, slow, mostly boring “documentary” by leftist Israeli filmmaker Nadav Schirman, confirms some of what I’ve warned you about. In the end, this is yet another anti-Israel screed on film, parading to be about undercover espionage and double agents. The movie ends with Yousef crying and whining against Israel.

This whole movie, which could have been about ten minutes to an hour was stretched to 1.5 hours, making it very boring and long. Moreover, the only subjects interviewed for the movie are Yousef and his fired, disgraced, self-hating, anti-Israel ex-Shin Bet handler, so none of what is in the movie is actually reliable. Rather than a documentary–as it purports to be–this movie is really a one-sided set of interviews of two people who are interested in self-promotion for monetary purposes. There is really no fact-checking or other points of view, unlike in Schirman’s first and vastly far superior documentary, 1998’s “The Champagne Spy” (a review of which is scheduled to appear on this site later today).

The story: Yousef is the son of Hassan Yousef, a top HAMAS official and close friend of Yasser Arafat (who was still alive for most of the time that Yousef’s story takes place). The Israelis arrest Yousef and convince him to become a spy for them, assigning him the code name, “The Green Prince.” He isn’t that reluctant to spy against HAMAS and his father because he was raped by another man as a kid, and this makes him question what kind of culture would allow this kind of child rape and sexual molestation. A culture, he answers, that shames and attacks any kid who admits or tells about being a victim of this kind of horrible crime. And that’s the case in Islam, not just HAMAS Palestinian Islam.

Yousef spies on his father and lets the Israelis know when terrorists are coming to visit and where they are going, etc. The film doesn’t really, though, tell us exactly what kind of vital information Yousef gave the Israeli or even how useful–if at all–any of it was. In fact, mass murder homicide bombings of Jews committed by HAMAS and other Palestinian Islamic terrorist factions took place in Israel, killing and maiming many innocent Israeli civilians throughout the time that Yousef was a spy for Israel. So, while he may have risked his life, I’m not sure how much risking he actually did, as he doesn’t seem to have given much useful intelligence to the Israelis. Plus he outed himself and the whole operation, ruining everything, just so he could escape Israel and come to America.

And that’s the real point and purpose of this movie: to tell us how, ultimately, in Yousef’s eyes, Israel is. First, Ben Yitzhak, his handler, is fired by the Shin Bet because (he says) he secretly and repeatedly broke the rules to befriend and hang out with Yousef outside the bounds of his job. He sued the Shin Bet and lost. One day, Yousef told the Israelis he needed a break–a vacation. He lied to the Israelis and told them he was going to vacation in Europe, even though he knew he was going to go to the United States (where he would enter and become an illegal alien). He said he specifically wanted to go to the U.S. because he knew the Israelis couldn’t touch him there and he could get away (that’s quite an assumption). Then, Yousef called his father and told him he’s been a spy for Israel, spoiling all value of any intelligence he ever gave the Israelis).

Yousef claims, the Israelis then told America that a son of a top HAMAS terrorist sneaked into the U.S. and this began deportation procedures against him. Yousef also says that, though he began attending Christian Bible study classes, the Christians were scared of him when he told them who he was. Um, I would be scared, too. This wasn’t long after 9/11, and who knew if this guy was telling the truth or not? I still not buying much of what he’s selling. Yousef begins crying and whining about how Israel worked against him and claims that none of the Israelis he worked for at the Shin Bet would help him. But, in fact, Ben Yitzhak was allowed by the Israelis to travel to America and testify at Yousef’s asylum hearing, which ultimately resulted in the cancellation of his deportation and obtaining a green card. If Israel wanted to bar Ben Yitzhak from testifying, it easily could have done so.

Again, all of this information–every single thing in this movie–is based solely on the claims of Yousef and Ben Yitzhak, both of whom have beefs against Israel, so we don’t know how much of this is true. But even if it is. The movie is far too long, and very thin and drawn out using the same repeated footage, much of it re-created for the movie.

In interviews, Schirman says he made this movie to show that Jews and Muslims–Palestinian Muslims–can be friends and work together, which ain’t news. That goes on in Israel every single day. What is also not news is that lefty Schirman makes Israel the bad guy in this movie and makes the Israelis morally equivalent to the spy they recruited–the HAMAS spy who betrayed them. Somehow, Schirman–with this movie–makes Israel the betrayer, the bad guy. And that just isn’t so.

In any event, the movie is a great propaganda tool for HAMAS or any other Islamic terrorist group to say, “Look what happens when you help the Jews. They betray you.”

With friends like the Green Prince, who needs enemies?


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* “The Judge“: Waaaay toooo loooong and not all that interesting. Plus it’s the feel-good uncle, niece incest movie of the year! Plus there is a retarded character, an estranged father-son relationship, a bad divorce, lots of men crying, and more melodrama than a whole decade of the Lifetime Channel. They threw everything but the kitchen sink into this movie. And come to think of it, I saw some kitchen sinks, too. Um, no thanks. I liked the fact that an estranged father and son come back together in this movie and there is some redemption. But that comes only very briefly (and very predictably) at the end of this movie, and it’s not worth sitting through about 2.5 hours to get there.

The story: a cocky, successful Chicago criminal defense attorney (Robert Downey, Jr.) is called home to the small town he came from for the funeral of his mother, who’s just died. The lawyer is estranged from his father, the town’s judge (Robert Duvall), and we later learn why. In the meantime, the judge is arrested for running over and killing a man he once sentenced in a case. Ultimately, despite hating his father, the lawyer takes on his father’s criminal defense. Also, in the meantime, the lawyer makes out with (and maybe has sex with–the movie doesn’t really tell you) a girl who later turns out to be the daughter of his high school girlfriend. He wonders if that is his daughter. Also, the lawyer’s two brothers include a retarded brother, who is obsessed with family movies on an old projector, and a brother who seems helpless and pathetic, and was a promising Major League Baseball prospect, until the lawyer ended his brother’s career in a tragic accident.

Had enough melodrama yet? Me, too. This movie was long, boring, slow, and painful. The only parts I liked–aside from the brief, quick redemption of the father-son estrangement–were the trial scenes. In jury selection, the lawyer is clever, asking the prospective jury members about bumper stickers. The other courtroom scenes are sharp and witty, with Billy Bob Thornton playing the prosecutor.

But, again, this movie was badly in need of some editing, in all senses of the word–too long, too many characters, too much drama, too depressing.


Watch the trailer . . .

* “Kill the Messenger“: I’m not sure what the point of this movie was . . . other than to provide fodder for every leftist, America-hating corner of America. Oh, and also to attempt to vindicate the Al Sharptons, Jesse Jacksons, Louis Farrakhans, and other race merchants of this country, who claim that every single papercut is a plot by America to destroy its Black population.

“Based on a true story,” Jeremy Renner plays late journalist Gary Webb, a reporter for the San Jose Mercury News. Webb believes he’s uncovered a major story in the 1990s when he claims to find evidence that that Reagan Administration knew it was allowing drug dealers to bring cocaine to America’s streets in exchange for secretly funding the Contras, the Nicaraguan Freedom Fighters who were fighting and ultimately beat the Marxist Sandinistas.

In fact, upon checking the stories it published by Webb, the newspaper made a major apology and Webb was discredited for exaggerating the story and making things up. Meanwhile, the genie was out of the bottle, and every Black demagogue was yelling and screaming that America deliberately brought crack into the inner cities to kill Black children.

The movie makes no attempt to show that maybe Webb wasn’t exactly a diligent or reliable journalist. Instead, the movie makes him out to be the hero and the victim, who was lied about and whose editors were mean to him and made up stuff about him. Webb ultimately committed suicide after his career was ultimately taken away from him, and the movie makes him out to be a saint.

But here’s a reality check: the media hates America, they hated the Reagan Administration, and they hated the Contras. They also loved the Communist Sandinistas and their leader Daniel Ortega (whom Bush allowed to get back into power). The leaders in mainstream media “journalism” would eagerly grab any chance to make America, Reagan, and the Contras look bad. And it’s extremely rare they would go after one of their own–a fellow journalist who took down all of their perceived “right wing bad guys”. This movie makes it look like the exact opposite: that the mainstream media went after Webb and sabotaged him in order to protect the Reagan Administration, years after Reagan was gone from office. It doesn’t make sense.

What does make sense is that Webb exaggerated a story and his editors got caught with their pants down. But this movie doesn’t tell you that. No tears from me over Gary Webb.

The only thing this movie got right was to show you how the media takes a story and exaggerates it out of control to the point that it bears no resemblance to the actual truth or facts. But that wasn’t the main point of this movie, nor was it enough to justify the rest of the propaganda in it.

A movie that Sharpton and Farrakhan would love. But not me.


Watch the trailer . . .

* “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day“: While mildly cute and occasionally funny, I found this movie to be a substandard rip-off of the far superior “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” movies. Still, it is fine for families with kids, and particularly little boys will love it–full of unlikely and gross hijinks and nothing objectionable in it . . . other than the annoying stay-at-home dad status of the father character (Steve Carell). Do you know what a “fommy” is? Why it’s a “father-mommy!” Yay, feminism.

The story: Alexander (Ed Oxenbould, who looks like a young Dax Shepard) is about to turn 12 years old. But, while everyone else in his family is having great things happen to them, his life is horrible. All the kids at school hate him and make fun of him. They bully him and don’t want to go to his birthday party because a cool kid is having his birthday party at the same time, and the cool kid is going to have cool attractions and rides at his party.

So, at midnight just as he turns 12, Alexander makes a wish on a candle and asks that everyone in his family have a bad day and finally experience how his life is going. The next day, everything goes wrong for everyone in his family. His mother (the always overly saccharine-sweet Jennifer Garner, a crappy actress) doesn’t wake up in time for work and gets in trouble for not catching a spelling error in a child’s book at her publishing house job. Alexander’s sister gets a cold, loses her voice and can’t sing in her starring role as Peter Pan in the school musical. Alexander’s father–a stay at home dad looking for work–can’t find a babysitter and is forced to bring the baby to a job interview at a tech company. Alexander’s brother screws up with his girlfriend and also gets in trouble at school the night of the prom. All of this leads to other disasters that all go out of control. Alexander feels this is all his fault. But everything works out at the end with happy endings for all.

Nothing exciting and not the greatest family movie ever, but the kids at the screening I attended all seemed to love it.


Watch the trailer . . .

* “Addicted“: This wasn’t screened for critics, and I should have taken the hint. This was soft-core (and not so soft) porn. Disgusting. And incredibly stupid. It was like the Black version of trashy Harlequin Romance “novels” on film. Uggh. And so silly. The Black audience I saw it with was laughing non-stop at the cheesiness.

The story: a woman (Sharon Leal) with very expensive clothes, but a failing company, is addicted to sex. She has a good-looking, hard-working husband (Boris Kodjoe) and great kids, but that isn’t enough for her. She begins having an affair with an artist she is representing in a licensing deal. She also trolls for sex with a total stranger at a bar. Clearly, the point of this movie was to show lots of well-sculpted men with their shirts off, show lots of men’s bare butts, and lots of cheesy, silly sex scenes. Um, isn’t that what internet porn is for?

The tagline of this movie is, “Every Woman Needs an Escape.” If this is your escape, you need a better life, woman.

Just awful.


Watch the trailer . . .

* “Automata“: My favorite movie is “Blade Runner.” So, when this movie begins and seems like a copy of “Blade Runner,” I thought, great! But, it quickly devolves from what might have been a cool, futuristic science fiction film into a rotten, boring mess. Plus the brief scenes with Melanie Griffith were unbearable to watch. Her obvious plastic surgery is so hideous, her mouth stretched so wide, that she resembles the joker. Since the star of this movie is Antonio Banderas, I assume this flick was sitting on the shelf since before his real-life split from Griffith.

The movie takes place far into the future after an apocalypse has taken place, killing 99% of the earth’s inhabitants. A company builds robots to do jobs for humans (hey, just like “Blade Runner”!). And there are large visual displays and billboards at night with all kinds of images on them (hey, they look just like the street and billboard scenes in “Blade Runner”!). Banderas is an insurance investigator for the company sent to look into renegade robots (hey, sort of like Harrison Ford in “Blade Runner”!). Soon, he believes he is on to some sort of secret or conspiracy involving the robots and their ability to heal themselves and act independently. But he is ordered to close the investigation. He defies orders and ends up for the second half of the movie being transported by renegade robots to somewhere off in the radiation-filled desert, where he also tries to escape killers.

I like a good science fiction movie. I also like a good action thriller. And I like futuristic movies. This film tried to be all of these and managed to be incredibly boring and pointless after about the first 20 minutes. Too bad.


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12 Responses

“Ed Oxenbould, who looks like a young Dax Shepard”

-Very cruel. 🙂

Bee on October 17, 2014 at 4:44 pm


We worry when you go silent too long.

Nick Fury on October 17, 2014 at 5:35 pm

Thx for the reviews. So far, you have saved me hundreds of bucks that would have been wasted on lots of bad films. I don’t like anti-Israel or anti-Christian films which, among other films, are part of the leftist cabal in Hollyweed. I usually end up renting old movies like Blade Runner etc.

Max on October 17, 2014 at 6:15 pm

Yup. “Hawk, the Slayer.” If I’m gonna do cheese, let’s do it with the MST3K boys!

Occam's Tool on October 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm

Something noted by John Podhoretz: movie recipts from 2014 are lower than 2013. The American public is tired of getting ripped off by people who hate them.

Bogie was a Liberal, but he also was a War vet who actually saw some combat. Robert Ryan was a vet who was a Liberal, too. The GREAT Jimmy Stewart was Conservative, faithful to his wife, the best actor of the three mentioned, AND a GENERAL who was also a genuine war hero in WWII.

Today’s actors are vermin and scum. Robert Downey Jr., probably the best actor working today, is a recovering severe addict with no moral center.

Occam's Tool on October 17, 2014 at 7:28 pm

    OT: are you in Simi?

    DS_ROCKS! on October 18, 2014 at 5:32 pm

      I used to live in N Hollywood, but not Simi. Now I live in NW Minnesota.

      Debbie does rock.

      Occam's Tool on October 19, 2014 at 10:01 pm

Debbie, how the hell do you do it? The movies you subject yourself to, for our benefit .. sweet babbling Chancy Gardener .. how do you stay sane, dear lady?

Jack on October 18, 2014 at 10:49 am

Dead-on with the “Fury” crapfest – just a putrid remake of “Inglorious” with the not-s0-subtle paradigm shift where white, American men are shown to be barbaric, cruel, psychopaths which by extension shows that we’re really not that different than ISIS and muslims. Just we’re simply 60 years ahead of them. That’s the only difference. Forget that they had to completely fabricate our atrocities.

DS_ROCKS! on October 18, 2014 at 5:20 pm

Maybe give rice cakes to bland substance-less movies.

JoeG on October 19, 2014 at 11:24 am

I saw the movie “Addicted” and if all you got out of it was what you wrote, you did not get the movie in my opinion. Sure there are nice sex scenes, but the movie is about sex addiction and the family issues that may cause.

FrankTalk on October 20, 2014 at 8:21 am

Debbie, just curious if you read the book Son of Hamas which is the basis for the Green Prince movie? I doubt it because all of the missing links and pieces are explained and plausible. The book explains and dispels lots of your assertions–especially that there is a Pro-Hamas motive–as he is clearly now a Christian that doesn’t like killing (on either side) and considers himself pro-Israel AND pro-Palestine. I just feel that after reading the book and hearing him speak your readers would feel that your review is way off the mark. Now, with that said, I didn’t see the movie–so the movie can certainly stink and not merit anyone going to see it, but the book was good and the story interesting.

S: I don’t need to read the book, and clearly you haven’t read my other pieces on this anti-Israel cretin a/k/a “Son of HAMAS.” As I’ve noted several times on this site, his handler is Ron Brackin (who also ghost-wrote the book). I know Ron personally and he told me that he (Ron) is very anti-Israel and pro-Palestinian. Why would a “pro-Israel Christian” hang out with an anti-Israel creep and allow him to be his handler? Also, Yousef’s Israeli handler is a disgruntled, fired Israeli Shin Bet agent, who is a far leftist allied with anti-Israel causes. Again, I know quite a bit more than you do on this, despite what might have been said in a propaganda book. DS

Scott Woodway on January 23, 2015 at 4:02 pm

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