Debbie Schlussel: Story of the Day: Maybe They Needed to Outfit Hezbollah . . .

By Debbie Schlussel

Just curious what Victoria's Secret bras are selling for on the black market, these days.

Probably a lot, judging from the fact that a couple stole 192 of them from a Detroit area location of the store. (One wonders how they got that many bras out of the store without anyone noticing.) From today's Detroit Spews:

Troy: Couple sought in theft of 192 bras from store

Police seek a couple believed to be responsible for the theft of 192 bras valued at $8,900 from a Victoria's Secret store at 432 W. 14 Mile on Wednesday night. The woman is described as 5-foot-1 with brown hair and blonde highlights in a ponytail, and was wearing a black tank top and jeans. The man was 5-foot-6, 150 pounds, with brown hair, and was wearing a white shirt and khaki pants. Anyone with information is asked to call (248) 680-7280.

Hmmm . . . Maybe they needed to outfit the Hezbollah warriors in full battle dress for their attacks on America.

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Posted by Debbie on July 21, 2006 04:57 PM to Debbie Schlussel