March 30, 2014, - 2:12 pm

VIDEO: SNL’s Spot On Parody of Obama’s Whoring ObamaCare Tactics; BONUS: Black Jeopardy

By Debbie Schlussel

Previously, I told you about “Hangover” Prez Barack Obama’s ridiculous appearance to pimp his healthcare disaster with star Zach Galifianakis on “Between Two Ferns.” And, now even liberal SNL is mocking it. In case you missed Saturday Night Live last night, the opening was a spot on parody of Barack Obama’s whoring out of the American Presidency to new lows in order to get young people to sign up for the (Un)Affordable Care Act a/k/a ObamaCare, with Monday’s looming deadline. The only thing missing is a sex tape, but hanging out with porn star Kim Kardashian and kissing Justin Bieber is close enough. By the way, if you think the portrayal of Obama staffers is over the top, think again. They are just as moronic. Maybe even more so.

Also, check out the “Black Jeopardy” sketch, which is also spot on in so many ways. Just sayin’. . . Read the rest of this entry »

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March 28, 2014, - 5:41 pm

Wknd Box Office: Noah, Sabotage, Breathe In

By Debbie Schlussel

It’s another Netflix weekend, since the new movies at theaters leave little to be desired.

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* “Noah“: Check out my complete review column on this movie that is decidedly NOT “Noah,” and perverts and abominates the original Biblical story into some left-wing soap opera and science fiction and action film.

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* “Sabotage“: 66-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger is still trying to mount a comeback as an action hero. And he should just hang it up. So desperate to be a big star again, he’s taken to headlining torture porn and snuff films, which is all this movie is. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 28, 2014, - 6:37 am

Noahcide: “Noah” Movie is More Like “Game of Thrones” Than Bible; Better Title: “Not Noah”

By Debbie Schlussel

Hollywood committed Noahcide. They killed the Biblical story in favor of a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals*, soap opera, action film version of what bears little resemblance to the Bible version.

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The new movie, “Noah,” in theaters today, would be better called a host of other things: “Game of Thrones Noah,” “The Noah-dashians,” “Dysfunctional Family Noah.” Or just plain, “NOT Noah.”

As a kid in a religious Jewish day school, I learned the Noah chapter of Genesis in its original Biblical Hebrew. And, so, I was confused when I screened this film earlier this week and saw something that directly contradicts what the Bible says in plain language about Noah and his family. Instead of G-d telling Noah to build an ark, take his sons and their wives, and enough pairs of animals to repopulate the world, I saw a genocidal, homicidal, action hero Noah (Russell Crowe) bent on destroying the human race and on a mission to murder his twin granddaughters whom his oldest son had with some random babymama Noah rescued as a child from a pillaged village, destroyed by non-vegetarians. He says “the Creator” wants all humans destroyed because they are bad, but not animals because only they are good. Huh? Read the rest of this entry »

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March 27, 2014, - 2:58 pm

NLRB Northwestern Football Ruling is All About Race, Entitlements & Reparations

By Debbie Schlussel

Yesterday’s NLRB decision that college athletes can unionize is all about race. And it is only about race. It is another promotion of reparations and entitlements for those coming out of urban America–most of them minorities. If White college golf players filed this case, I guarantee you the NLRB would have come out against unionization of college athletes. This is just another form of 40 acres and a mule . . . plus interest. To be subsidized by YOU.

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Kain Colter, the former Northestern University quarterback who led the effort to unionize, is Black, and Peter Sung Ohr, the regional director of the Chicago NLRB office, is a career government liberal and an Obama guy. The decision applies only to basketball and football players, and those are both–in excess of 75%–dominated by Black athletes, who’ve long insisted they should be paid beyond the payment they already get: undeserved admission and four-year tuition to colleges for which they aren’t prepared, meals, gifts from boosters, and money for incidentals and tickets for their families. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 26, 2014, - 10:07 am

Top US Immigration Cop Retiring @ Age 47: Another Good Guy Jumps Ship Under Aimless Obama

By Debbie Schlussel

Yet another great law enforcement leader is leaving Homeland Security because, under Barack Obama, there’s not much to be done, especially in immigration, where Obama is hamstringing law enforcement agents’ efforts. Yesterday, James Dinkins, the Director of Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) announced he’ll be retiring in April.

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As longtime readers know, I know and am friendly with Jim. I knew this was coming for a while now, but I couldn’t say anything until he made his official announcement. But I was sad to hear it. It’s yet another instance of a good person at the Department of Homeland Security–where ICE is the largest agency–leaving under the Barack Obama administration. Jim would have made a great ICE chief, would have had the job, and could have remained at the agency almost another ten years (the mandatory retirement age for federal agents is 56, which has been increased to 57 for those who were born in 1970 or later). He is only 47, which is young for retirement even from the government, but who would want to stay at the frustrating, demoralized, bureaucratic Homeland Security under Obama, when the private sector awaits, and more things can actually be achieved there?

Jim, who is an expert at money laundering methods and how to stop it, was a career U.S. Customs Service Office of Investigation agent working investigations to stop Islamic terrorists and drug dealers from laundering money, and he was involved in many such investigations in Detroit. But, then, under the Bush-Joe Lieberman government reorganization and creation of the Department of Homeland Security after 9/11, a lot of the very successful, very effective terrorism money-laundering investigations that Customs agents performed under “Operation Greenquest” were shut down, and all authority to investigate terrorism was handed over to the FBI, where it languished and not much was done. I met Jim either just before or right after 9/11, when his then-boss, then-Customs Special Agent in Charge Gary Waugh, who I’d met at the DC airport on the way back to Detroit, introduced us. I and my late father had given the Detroit Customs office some good tips on various parties we thought were money laundering on behalf of Islamic terrorists. Gary said Jim and another agent, Bruno Genrich, were his best guys on this stuff and that they were great guys–that I needed to meet them. I learned a lot from all three of them and their very effective operations in stopping Islamic terrorists in Dearbornistan and beyond. It was exhilarating to watch because it was obvious they were dedicated to their work in helping keep America safe and terrorists on the defensive. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 25, 2014, - 4:40 pm

Dear Narcissistic Exhibitionist Men on Instagram . . .

By Debbie Schlussel

Dear Narcissistic Exhibitionist Men on Instagram:

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“I Need Attention: Look @ My Penis!”

No, I don’t want to see your penis in a sock. No, it isn’t increasing awareness of testicular cancer (if you’re a man with testicles, I’d imagine you’re well aware, but if not, the sock thing won’t, um, “enhance” the awareness in any way, sagging shape, or shrunken form). No, you aren’t a supermodel. I never thought I’d wish the stupid planking trend was back, but you’ve forced me into that position. And here’s a tip: unless you’re planking with your penis, I don’t wanna see it. And even that, I don’t wanna see. And you are different from the cheesy naked Burt Reynolds centerfold in Cosmo in the ’70s . . . how?

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You are everything that’s wrong with America. “Hey, I’ll show everything but my c-ck if it gets me attention!” Now go away. Your 15 minutes are up. Yours and your pubic hair’s, which I also didn’t need to see from you, a self-obsessed stranger. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 25, 2014, - 2:37 pm

NBC Host: “White Men Have Small Testicles,” Wears “Whiteface,” Mocks Whites in Songs

By Debbie Schlussel

If a White person did this, he would be out of a job and denounced worldwide. Heck, all Paula Deen did was admit she once used the N-word years ago, and she lost everything. But, if you’re Black (or Muslim or one of the other preferred minority groups), you can get away with racism and racist caricatures.

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Nick Cannon, host of NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” (which is owned by Simon Cowell), is dressing in “Whiteface” and mocking White men as having small testicles. All of this is to promote the impending release of his album, “White People Party Music.” The husband of Mariah Carey and father of her twins is a racist. But Black-on-White racism is tolerated, as NBC hasn’t announced any plans to remove Cannon from the show, hasn’t denounced him or his behavior, and is strangely silent . . . along with the rest of the world of race merchants.

Nick Cannon, the host of NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” and Mr. Mariah Carey, is now posing as a man named Connor Smallnut for a new musical project. And yes, Connor Smallnut, as you can see in the photo above and videos below, is white. . . . . Read the rest of this entry »

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March 25, 2014, - 12:52 pm

VIDEO: Nabisco Doesn’t Like Hetero White Families – Not “Wholesome, Traditional”

By Debbie Schlussel

Traditional families–especially if they are White, heterosexual, and clean of self-inflicted body mutilation–are no longer “wholesome,” according to Nabisco and its “This is Wholesome” ad campaign.

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The marketing of products to gays, interracial couples, and tattoo-covered hipsters isn’t new. I’ve noted the increase in marketing to gay families and so on, from J.C. Penney to Target. But, now, Nabisco wants you to know that straight, White, heterosexual couples and families aren’t cool, especially if they are not covered by tattoos and body piercings. That’s the in-your-face message of the company’s newest ad for its Honey Maid and Teddy Grahams products. The ad has been running during liberal-dumb-women-friendly shows like “The View” and “Good Morning America,” er . . . “GMA.” And Nabisco wants you to know that traditional families are OUT, OUT, OUT! And not as in “out of the closet.” That’s the “cool” kind of out for Nabisco.

The only thing missing here are a gay Al-Qaeda terrorist couple, a crocheting, needlepointing lesbian Muslim couple in hijabs who like antiquing, and a vegan, anti-vegetable Upper East Side couple who eat clay and ride bicycles to work as graphic designers for Occupy posters and makers of cashmere Q-tips for the starving in Africa. Clearly, they are wholesome, too. And you aren’t.

By the way, in case you didn’t get the hint–that Nabisco wants you to know that all of what is in the ad is “wholesome,” but heterosexual White, tattoo-free couples ain’t–here’s the message Nabisco posted with the video on YouTube: Read the rest of this entry »

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March 24, 2014, - 4:35 pm

Sharia Wills in UK Aren’t the Start; They Are the End Result; & We Have it HERE in US, Too

By Debbie Schlussel

Over the weekend, many readers sent me the story about Great Britain legislating and encoding sharia wills into law. One reader told me, “This is where it starts.” Um, no, sadly, it all started long ago–both in the UK and here, with open borders and non-stop Muslim immigration and human baby factories parading as “women,” with multicultural appeasement, with political correctness, and so on. This is, unfortunately, neither the start nor the beginning. It is the end result Muslims have been waiting, reproducing, and loudly whining for. And it’s been long in the pipeline. It just took 9/11 for it to get off the ground–you know, rewarding the religion of hijackers and mass murderers, as stupid Westerners do as if it were some sort of sadomasochistic sexual addiction without a cure. If it is the “start” of anything, it is the beginning of the end.

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And here’s a tip: the Islamic wills the Brits have legalized are really no different than many of the things that have happened here in America, including–as I reported last year–American federal courts allowing Arcapita, which used to be called First Islamic Investment Bank, to have a sharia-compliant bankruptcy, which is a total violation of the Establishment Clause and the constitutional separation between church and state (which apparently never apply to mosque and state). And, yet, Chris Christie and his ilk have never ever been taken to task for his comments that those of us concerned about the imposition of sharia on America are “crazies” (after he appointed a HAMAS judge). Just remember, as you read this, that we are only decades–maybe not even A decade–behind the UK in our bending over backward (and forward) for Muslims and Islam. Anything happening there either will or already has happened here.

Islamic law is to be effectively enshrined in the British legal system for the first time under guidelines for solicitors on drawing up “Sharia compliant” wills. Under ground-breaking guidance, produced by The Law Society, High Street solicitors will be able to write Islamic wills that deny women an equal share of inheritances and exclude unbelievers altogether. The documents, which would be recognised by Britain’s courts, will also prevent children born out of wedlock – and even those who have been adopted – from being counted as legitimate heirs. Read the rest of this entry »

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March 23, 2014, - 3:14 pm

Wknd Box Office: Divergent, Grand Budapest Hotel, Bad Words, Enemy, On My Way, Veronica Mars

By Debbie Schlussel

My movie reviews are late because my internet service went out for a couple of days (some nebulous “techical issue” BS), and I gave up on the (very) slow connection at Starbucks. Plus my car’s alternator went bad, and I had to get that fixed before I could drive around searching for places with faster connections while my internet service provider worked on fixing whatever tech glitch was happening. Then, the Jewish Sabbath happened. So, please forgive me for this weekend’s delay. It was killing me not being able to put these reviews up earlier. I did not see “Muppets Most Wanted” because it was screened for critics on a Saturday morning, during the Jewish Sabbath.

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* “Divergent“: Like “The Hunger Games” movies, this is based on several young adult novels about a dystopian, post-apocalyptic future in America. I found it to be extremely slow, long, and boring, and not nearly as exciting, thrilling, or suspenseful as “The Hunger Games” flicks, even though the story is almost exactly the same. Come on, Hollywood. Come up with something new already. Clocking in at nearly 2.5 hours, they could have lopped off an hour from this and lost nothing. Also, this is yet another one of those movies, in which the diminutive, thin chick is a she-male warrior–far stronger than virtually all of the men. In other words, not believable. It’s also troubling that one of the tests given to the young heroine of the movie is whether or not she will shoot and kill her parents and brother. This is the stuff they are feeding kids. Sad. Read the rest of this entry »

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