June 3, 2005, - 2:13 am

Attn Cameron Diaz: Enviro-Friendly Prius Could Kill You

By Debbie Schlussel
You know that unhip, unhot, unhappening vehicle all the gazillionaire left-wing celebs think we should drive instead of our SUVs? Yes, the Prius. Well, it turns out the Prius may be “nice” to the environment, but it’s not so nice to humans. The hybrid car is under investigation by the National Highway Transportation Safety Administration, which got a whopping 33 reports of the car stalling at speeds of up to 65 miles per hour. Now I know what they meant by, “Oh, what a feeling to drive Toyota!” Well, if Cameron Diaz, Larry and Laurie David, and Arianna Huffington want to risk their lives, we won’t stop them. But as for us, let’s stick to the SUVs, and explore ANWR so we can get the oil we need and not rely on the Saudis.

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2 Responses

Was that supposed to be a news article? Could you even spell Cameron Diaz’s name right? Did you just roll out of bed and right that with one eye shut? Did you forget about the thousands of rollover deaths in SUV’s every year? Or how about the expoding tires on Ford SUV’s a few years back? Do you even know what journalism is? You make me laugh. Keep up the great comedy.

adam876 on August 11, 2005 at 9:20 pm

Is Cameron Diaz dating A-Rod? They are two unmarried, consenting adults and they can do anything they would like to do. At least they are not married and playing about on their spouses.

Nathanael Glaab on May 10, 2010 at 5:06 am

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