November 3, 2009, - 4:29 pm

About That Drink: Yet Again, TSA, Airports Give Britney Spears Special Treatment

By Debbie Schlussel

I don’t know about you.  But in traveling by plane, I’ve had to throw out lip gloss, bottled water, a shampoo bottle that was over three ounces, and a perfectly good, sealed bottle of orange juice, all because the TSA told me to.  I know the rules are absurd and won’t stop a single terrorist attack from happening (and the rules satisfy terrorists because innocent Westerners like me have to go through more incompetent government hassles).  But I know the rules, and I’ve always willingly complied.  And I’ve written repeatedly on how stupid and ineffective these rules are (here, here, and here).



But, hey, I’m also not Britney Spears, whom TMZ caught waltzing through the airport checkpoint with her her Big Gulp-sized Mountain Dew cup containing a drink.  After getting caught, the TSA now claims it had ice chips in it, but the video clearly shows her drinking a big gulp from the large cup and a man with an English accent at the checkpoint, specifically calling it a “drink.”  And even if there were only ice chips–and there weren’t, it was a drink–ice melts into . . . liquid.  The TSA rules clearly require all liquid to be stored in containers of three ounces or less and those are required to be in a quart bag.  Spears did none of these things.  But the TSA let her get away with it.  Why?  Only us little people need comply.  I guess it’s no big deal that this wench was attached to two extremist Muslim hanger-oners until recently.  I’m sure they’d never ever blow up a plane, right?

And this isn’t the first time this messed-up, no-talent, drug-addled whore act, Spears, got special treatment at the airport related to homeland security issues.

Ever since 9/11, you have to be checked into your flight at least a half hour before take-off, or you can’t board.  Those are the rules, and they’re stringently applied . . . if you’re one of the little people.  But not if you’re Britney “glorified hick with money” Spears.  As I reported before, she got special treatment from American Airlines, when she arrived at the last minute for a flight, and the door had been shut and the walkway already retracted.  They reopened the door and the walkway and allowed her on the flight, something they’d never do for your or me.

Hey, maybe TSA really stands for “Toadies for Spears’ Ass.”  And I thought it stood for Transportation Security Administration.

I guess if you bear your genitals to the world and your whole act is being a whore (her kids couldn’t even watch her show, it was so R-rated), you get away with things.

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13 Responses

Once muzzies attach (remember Princess Diana and MJ?) well they don’t like to let go of all that money.

It’s always money with them. And, the creep who attached himself to BS? Well, he kept her doped up to control her. See any patterns? And, just looking at him, I would fall on my own sword.

goldenmike4393 on November 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm

That is a really unflattering photo of her. Yikes!

dm60462 on November 3, 2009 at 5:59 pm

I didn’t know mosquerats were allowed to date pigs.

demonneant on November 3, 2009 at 7:01 pm

She is so ugly. There is nothing even interesting about this has-been anymore. The thing has had her day in the sun, but she brought most of her problems on herself.

Squirrel3D on November 3, 2009 at 9:41 pm

When we deplaned in NJ from a flight from Europe and had to board another plane to our final destination (Dulles) my daughter had an understandable fit when she had to dump three bottles of very expensive perfume from her suitcase.

Of course, we handled that accordingly:

1. Had the TSA inspector list the items she wanted thrown out;
2. Had her sign the form;
3. Ran a claim of all the items that totalled well over $200.
4. Received a check for $280.65 six weeks later.

Even if it’s just a bottle of OJ, FILE A CLAIM. Eventually, if we all did this, the feds will get the message that it is irrationally stupid to make people throw out everything that is liquid.

John Rudolph on November 3, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    I didn’t know you could file a claim if you were required by an airport official to dump a bottle of liquid. Does that apply only in the United States? I had to throw out the bottle of shampoo in Spain.

    Miranda Rose Smith on November 5, 2009 at 8:10 am

I hate celebs anyway and this just pisses me off more. Foreign countries are even worse for customs. Me and my wife had to throw away unopened bottles of expensive liquor to get through Amsterdam. I’m thinking to myself, it’s okay to smoke pot and shop for prostitutes in windows but my liquor is not making it on my next plane?! Bastards! I have to wait for 2hrs in a waiting area with stinky foreigners and I can’t keep my shoes on to walk through the security search?

I’ve hated Spears for a long time and this just exemplifies why.

Joe on November 4, 2009 at 9:33 am

The only thing worse than this story [and Brit the pop tart in general] is now my favorite blog [and babe blogger] will be listed in a Google search when some schmuck types in “Britney Spears.”

Sean Jones on November 4, 2009 at 11:01 am

The days of trusting the judgment of bureaucrats just because they work for the federal government are long gone. Bureaucrats continue to more empowered by hyper legislation of Congress. The arrogant, bloated, incompetent federal bureaucracy is the largest stumbling block to freedom in the USA. Politicians come and go by the bureaucracy remains and grows larger with each passing day. The return to a Constitutional based America begins with cutting the federal bureaucracy in half. The Department of Homeland Stupidity needs to be first to go.

Bonzer Wolf on November 4, 2009 at 11:46 am

Spears, if I may quote Blowbermann on his attacks on the 9-12ers…GO TO HELL!

Bob Porrazzo on November 4, 2009 at 11:46 am

The first thing I thought when I heard this story was “But isn’t Britney associated with Muslims? Shouldn’t she be under MORE scrutiny than the average American? But really, she has the I.Q. of a potted plant so I wouldn’t worry too much about her, except for the fact that she shouldn’t be getting special treatment. Either way, she makes me sick because she’s such a pathetic, skanky waste of space.

Ali-gater on November 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm

Not even with a 10′ pole would I. I have walked past better looking women looking for a quiet place to masturbate!

#1 Vato on November 4, 2009 at 8:54 pm

I’ve been required, by an airport security official, to throw out a perfect good bottle of shampoo. I’ve also been prevented from taking my embroidery in my carry-on luggage. Have you ever seen am embroidery needle? It’s blunt.

Miranda Rose Smith on November 5, 2009 at 2:09 am

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