March 29, 2006, - 11:36 am
Semi-Porn Sharon Stone: Basest Instinct Minus 2
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Promoting oral sex to young girls when their mothers aren’t in earshot . . .
Declaring Hillary Clinton “sexy” (huh?!) (see also, here). . . .
It shouldn’t surprise anyone that aging, trampy Sharon Stone is obsessed with talking about her bizarre sex fetishes ad absurdum, these days (when she’s not engaged in her “” New Age psycho-babble act– and ).
We saw her new “film”–we’d call it semi-porn, only with worse dialogue and acting then porn–“Basic Instinct 2,” for which she’s emerged from her sewer habitat to promote. (Sorry, Crotch-woman, there’s already one Jenna Jameson, and that’s far too many human disease bins.) Two long, wasted hours of our life we’ll never get back–devoted to a low-life, disgusting, stupid “movie”. Yet more evidence of the ever-increasing defining deviancy (and taste) down in America.
It’s a whole lot of shots of Sharon Stone’s newest breast implants both exposed and under sheer, tight white shirts. Plus a whole lot of her terrible, awful acting, mostly talking about sex in ways we can’t repeat on this site. Oh, and there’s some stupid, convoluted “story” mixed in. Very boring.
Must have been low-budget because everything, including her bad synthetic hair extensions, looks cheap. And is.
Just like Sharon Stone.
This is the woman who claims to want to bring peace to the Middle East. More like plastic-surgery-enhanced “piece” (of something) to the Middle East. (In Mid-East parlance, they’d call her, “Zonah” (Hebrew) or “Kahba” (Arabic slang).
Makes you laugh in disgust when, as on today’s episode of yenta-fest “The View,” Stone speaks of being a role model to young girls and how she frequently gives speeches to them (if she’s a role model, then we’re a nation of degenerate sluts and whores). Ditto for her pronouncement on Hillary Clinton:
I think Hillary Clinton is so sexy. I love Hillary Clinton. I think she’s doing great, great work as a Senator.
(Plus, she talked about how upset she was that a menage-a-trois scene was cut. It was? Not in the version of this degrading film that we saw.)
So an aging porn star thinks Hillary is doing “great work” as a Senator. That should tell you something.
And, by the way, who in the world could think this is sexy? Bill Clinton certainly doesn’t, even from afar.
To recap, now we know what Frank Sinatra was thinking of when he sang, “The Lady is a Tramp.” Sharon Stone, cheap hooker on film and off. Hillary Clinton, not sexy. Basic Instinct 2: Trust your basic instincts, and don’t waste either time or money on this dud.
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Grrrr… if I have to look at this woman’s crotch or Billary’s mug for one more second… These women NEED Burkas! OK, see ya.
DeBodine on March 29, 2006 at 12:52 pm