December 2, 2009, - 1:53 pm

Who Had Less Discretion . . .

By Debbie Schlussel

. . . William Jefferson “I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman, Ms. Lewinsky” Clinton or Tiger Woods?

Play the audio below, and I guarantee you, Mr. Clinton looks like the king of polity and diplomacy in comparison. Dude left his name on voicemail. Rookie mistake. Glad Tiger was never Prez. Wish the other guy hadn’t been, either.

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22 Responses

These skanks are legion. How could he fall for this kind of thing? If only to avoid getting a vile disease. I hope his dad did not teach him this behavior along with golf.

JLin on December 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    JL: I find him equally as skanky, if not more. DS

    Debbie on December 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm

I’m VERY confused by women that brag in public (and to the media!!!) about fraternizing with a married man. This is an act that should invoke abject shame in them. I just don’t understand. At all.

dm60462 on December 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm

I can’t stop laughing at this, to have such a beatiful woman for a wife who bore you 2 kids you must learn swlf control no matter how much they throw themselves at you. Of course it took me 40 years to learn this, but I never got caught either.

seahawker on December 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Middle aged men are prone to committing adultery. That doesn’t excuse it. The Bible describes how an aged King David slept with young concubines for warmth. Human nature hasn’t changed that much and true fidelity is hard for human beings to measure up to.Those who do are the ones who deserve our respect and admiration.

The Bill Clintons and Tiger Woods of the world don’t.

NormanF on December 2, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Umm, Norm, 33 is hardly middle aged. Certainly not enough to be having a sexuality crisis. Maybe at 53 or even 43 but 33 is still a young man.
    King David didn’t sleep with young “concubines” as an old man. They brought one beautiful young girl and he did NOT touch her. Seems very strange to us but I guess he didn’t like cats or not being kosher, they weren’t good enough for the King. [joke]

    mK750 on December 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm


Bob Porrazzo on December 2, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Um, Normanf, see 1 Kings, chapter 1.

King David was old, near his death. He most likely would have succumbed early to hypothermia. There was one woman, Avishag the Shunamit.

See verse 4. Unlike someone else more recently, King David could honestly say “I did not have sex with that woman!”

But even if he would have, polygyny for 1000s of years was quite the norm in human society.

Shy Guy on December 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm

Elin made a rookie mistake. Why take on the Tiger?

Just call Ti’s mom. She would have handled it much better. And, Ti would be speaking with a very high voice.

goldenmike4393 on December 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    I love Elin. She will “stand by her man” as soon as the prenup is REVISED. This is the EXACT advice I would have given her.

    You, GO, GIRL!

    goldenmike4393 on December 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Notice he never once said “I am sorry” that the wife found out and will be calling her, guess he could care less she’s under the bus. Not that she deserves any pity for sleeping with a married man, but he is clearly just CYA’ing and deserves any negative publicity he is getting. I don’t understand why habitual cheaters even bother to marry.

CJ on December 2, 2009 at 4:42 pm

LMAO at “rookie mistake”. Debbie you are right on that one. I have a whole list of boo boo’s that he made not because he is stupid but because he is the cheapest billionaire on earth. I will be calling in to rage about all this on Friday night between 11p-2a EST.

Bonzer Wolf on December 2, 2009 at 5:38 pm

I think it he is a ass for suppoting the terrorist Dubai state. I think he is an immature jerk for throwing club and swaring all the time. I think he is dishonest for hiding behind his 33% balck hertiage and claiming discrimination. He want to cheat on Euro trash wife, that is an issue I could not care less about.

madman on December 2, 2009 at 6:21 pm

I also forgot to include his speech at the inauguration of Barrack Hussein where he supposedly represents the military. Tiger does not represent the military and most military men throw up at the though of King Hussein.

madman on December 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm

I really hate to admit this, but clinton, in my view had more discretion.

When you strip away the titillation and “car crash” gawker aspect of this story, you have a very sad story of a very selfish and self-centered man who sexual appetite is more important than his fidelity and integrity.

Yesterday was World AIDS Day. Can you imagine how tiger may have put his legal wife, and mother of his two small children, at risk for contracting HIV or a host of other STD’s?

Time will tell if he contracted HIV and spread it to his legal spouse because he acted on his sexual whims. So sad. Two little Toddlers. The death of a Family in increments. Tiger is financially rich beyond compare. Perhaps he should ask himself, “Was it really worth it?”

RoadsScholar on December 2, 2009 at 7:09 pm

“polygyny for 1000s of years was quite the norm in human society.”

Well, Jesus changed all that. A return to the beginning.

We can hardly expect a Buddhist, Tiger, to embrace a higher morality. I, mean, what does that empty religion of his have to offer except a way AROUND God’s will and any personal encounter with Him?

Say good-bye to your endorsements T.

Nobody wants to buy cereal promoted by a daddy, who cheats on a mommy.

Mothers of America unite! And throw those boxes out!!

Even the pagans will be horrified by Tiger’s inept damage control featured here in Debbie’s post! There’s no forgiveness for failings from that hard lot.

The Canadien on December 2, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Temptation. Another one bites the dust. Falls under the category of “We Dont Need Another Hero”.

CaliforniaScreaming on December 2, 2009 at 9:29 pm

These Skanks will continue to be high-priced receptacles for the rich and famous, and Tiger will still be a billionaire. Once he buys a “Kobe Diamond” for his wife, all will be forgotten just watch and see. Tiger has always been motivated to surpass Jack Nicklaus, but he never will be 1/2 the man that Jack is, on OR off the golf course.

#1 Vato on December 2, 2009 at 10:10 pm

Is his car wreck a result of poor vision? How about his choice in skanks? I planned to see his surgeon in Rockville for vision-correcting surgery. Should I reconsider?

smudge on December 2, 2009 at 11:37 pm

Well, Jesus changed all that. A return to the beginning.

The Canadien on December 2, 2009 at 9:29 pm

1. I’m not Christian.

2. There was polygamy at the beginning.

Shy Guy on December 3, 2009 at 2:14 am

    I don’t know what Jesus has to do with Tiger Woods.

    I haven’t reviewed his nuptials, but I have heard that he promised to be faithful.

    This makes him NOT A MAN OF COVENANT. All liars shall have their part in the eternal lake of fire. You can take that to the bank.

    goldenmike4393 on December 3, 2009 at 1:04 pm

I don’t know what Jesus has to do with Tiger Woods.

goldenmike4393 on December 3, 2009 at 1:04 pm



Shy Guy on December 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm

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