June 1, 2007, - 10:05 am

ICE’s “23rd Psalm”: A Tribute to Immigration Enforcement, The ICE Princess & Amnesty

You know the 23rd Psalm?:

The L-rd* is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
Yeah, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Veruca Salt Myers Atop ICE = Cup Runneth Under @ Immigration Agency

(Artwork by Jeff Holland/Holland Studios)

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

Well, a very creative, patriotic, dedicated Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent–fed up with inept ICE “leadership,” lax immigration enforcement, and Bush’s absurd Amnesty bill, wrote his own version of the 23rd Psalm, “The 23rd ISLAM.” It says it all:

The ICE Princess Cometh . . . & Ruineth Immigration Enforcement

(Artwork by Jeff Holland/Holland Studios)

The 23rd ISLAM
ICE is my employer; I shall not think.
ICE maketh me lie down and roll over: ICE leadeth me into folly.
ICE destroys my nation’s soul: ICE leadeth me from paths of righteousness for political correctness’ sake.
Yeah, thou they come from the Rio Valley, they fear not ICE, for ICE is hapless; Thy judges and politicians pardon them.
Thou preparest a Z visa as a present to mine enemies: Thou anointest my country with criminals; and the jails overflow.
Surely borders and countries are no more: and the USA a thing of the past; and terrorism will dwell in our house forever.

I could not agree more with this excellent run-down of ICE, immigration problems, the amnesty bill–all reasons why we are doomed.
The agent/author of “The 23rd Islam” writes:

Our adaptation of this Bible verse is not meant to offend anyone. Unlike Muslim extremists, we do not find it sacrilege to poke fun at organized religion.

BTW, The ICE Princess a/k/a Julie L. Myers is holding a phony, staged “Town Hall” meeting, today, at ICE Headquarters. Writes one agent (whose sentiments embody what I’ve been hearing from so many other ICE agents):

Myers is having a townhall meeting today/evening at HQ. Would love to hear the lies pouring out of her mouth. Im sure all those Agents in attendance have been warned not to ask any tough questions. I feel like this right about now, body blow, body blow, head shot,,,, knockout….

* Observant Jews do not write G-d’s full name in vain, thus the dash (-).

Mr. (Montgomery) Burns’ Real Life Clone “Runs” Homeland Security . . .

Into the Ground

(Artwork by Jeff Holland/Holland Studios)

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I recently saw this on MySpace. It has probably been deleted by now or password protected.
Hi. My name is United States President George Walker Bush. You can call me the Commander Guy if you want. I am now in my second triumphant term after wining it by an even bigger landslide than I won my first illustrious term by.
I graduated from Yale in June 1968 in the top 99% of my class. Then I went into the Texas Air National Guard. I was a Top Gun and almost single handedly protected America from the Viet Cong. You didn’t see any Viet Cong in America, now did you? Well did you? See.
I am sure to go down in history as one of the greatest Presidents in U.S. history. Probably only after that guy what’s his name George something. Hey, I just thought of it, he had the same first name as me! After binging peace and tranquility and democracy to the Muslims in Iraq and the rest of the Middle East, I will now bring peace and tranquility and democracy to all the brothers and sisters of Norte America, just wait and see. One success will follow the other as everything I touch just seems to turn to gold.
I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of serving the American people by watching reruns of the Three Stooges on TV. Don’t you just love those guys? I have learned so much from them and try to make all my cabinet level and department head selections based on their philosophy.
I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite and compassionate. And I appreciate the same qualities in others.
Who I’d like to meet:
…other Mexico and employer loving bloggers. people who know that Islam is a great religion of peace. People who like to eat tacos and burritos. Cool people who live close to Washington D.C. so that we can get together after work, kick back, and have a whole lot of fun while learning more Spanish and drinking Tequila with my good amigos Teddy, John, Lindsey and Vicente.

feralcat9 on June 1, 2007 at 1:13 pm

Usually after reciting the 23rd Islam, it’s appropriate to sing “allah hates me” to the tune of “Jesus loves me”
Come on! Everybody……
Allah hates me
This I know
For the Qur’an tells me so.
Little ones are taught to kill.
They are told it’s Allah’s will.
Yes Allah hates me
Yes Allah hates me
Yes Allah hates meeeeeeeeeee
The Qur’an tells me soooooooooooooo.
(Lyrics by stevecanuck – all rights reserved)

stevecanuck on June 1, 2007 at 5:25 pm

Second verse –
Allah hates you this I know
For the Qur’an tells me so
Infidels Christians and Jews we bomb
They are weak but we are strong
Yes Allah hates you!
Yes, Allah hates you!
Yes, Allah hates you,
The Qur’an tells me so.
Allah hates you, you will die
Blow your plane up in the sky
Say the salat, chop off head,
Eat falafel, go to bed.
Yes, Allah hates you!
Yes, Allah hates you!
Yes, Allah hates you!
The Qur’an tells me so.

feralcat9 on June 1, 2007 at 8:52 pm

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