July 6, 2007, - 2:50 pm

Rosie O’Donnell & Barry Manilow . . .

. . . sing the duet, “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” on his new album, “The Greatest Songs of the Seventies,” available September 18th.
Given what we openly know about her and what we suspect about the multi-talented Manilow, it’s hard to see how that will work, since there’s absolutely zero chance either of them will be breaking the other’s heart . . . ever.
The difference between these two is that Manilow is a classy, extremely talented composer, lyricist, vocalist, and performer, who knows the meaning of “Shut Up & Sing.” We mostly have no idea what his political views are. Rosie is the exact opposite. Among other objects of her affection, she made clear .

Rosie & Barry

The album consists of covers of other acts’ 1970s hits and his own hits from the decade–including “Mandy and “Copacabana.” Too bad, Manilow didn’t do an updated version of “Copa” about Rosie O, “Qaeda Fanatic”:

Her name was Rosie; She was a big mouth;
“The View” said don’t cut your butch hair [that was in her ABC contract]; But then she got outta there;
His name was Khalid; Sheikh Mohammed;
He killed many from the U.S.; But about that Rosie didn’t distress;
She loved him very much; Much more than Donald Trump;
She was a Qaeda; Qaeda Fanatic;
“Don’t keep these poor men in Gitmo; They deserve a lot of dough;”
At the Qaeda; Qaeda Cabana (Gitmo); Koran and Prayermats were always the passion; At Gitmo, they fell in love . . . .

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5 Responses

Barry’s updated version:
“Her name was Rosie, she was a pit bull.
Though it matters not to me, my loafers light as they can be…”

spiffo on July 6, 2007 at 7:37 pm

It’s a well-known fact that the CIA interrogates islamic terrorists by tying them to a chair in a darkened room and playing Barry Manilow music non-stop for 72 hours. If that doesn’t break them, they employ the same technique except they force the terrorists to watch re-runs of Rosie’s old TV show. However, by that time, permanent brain damage usually sets in and they become useless for intelligence gathering.

Thee_Bruno on July 7, 2007 at 9:27 am

Riyadh Rosie has stated, in reply to a question on her blog regarding Muslim terrorists, that we should just “live and let live.”

Freudianslippers on July 7, 2007 at 7:21 pm

My favorite to see dissed: Janeane Garafolo! If anybody deserves to never work again and live in a box spewing man hate, it’s this over confident, sorry excuse for a comedienne, gets her political opinion from one source freak.

CaptShady on July 8, 2007 at 2:02 am

I wish these old guys would stop screwing with their eyes. They just look like old guys with tight skin around their eyes. They’d look better with crow’s feet.

steve ventry on July 8, 2007 at 8:32 pm

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