March 11, 2010, - 1:11 pm

FUNNY Video: Tickle Me Eric – Etiquette Lessons For Congressmen Who Tickle Male Staffers

By Debbie Schlussel

As you likely know, liberal Democrat Congressman Eric Massa, who resigned last week, first said it was because of cancer, then because he had a shower scene with Rahm Emanuel, and now admits he “tickled” rather than groped male staffers.  Because, you know, tickling male staffers until they can’t breathe and jumping on top of them is normal behavior for any boss.  And since it is, here are a few pointers and guidelines for the former Congressman and others who choose to emulate him.  Tickle v. Grope, that is the question . . .


Tickle Me Eric

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8 Responses

Great tips! Boys just wanna have fun, and too bad Tickle Me Eric missed this vid. He might have saved his career… oh, never mind…LOL

Sunflower Ranch on March 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm

Yes, tickling versus groping is one of the great unresolved issues of our time. I wonder that Barney Frank could contribute to this discussion?

Worry01 on March 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm


The Terrorist's Advocate on March 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Jimmy is terrific.. He does not get the credit he deserves. HE should have done the tonight show.

sharon on March 11, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Well, I think you’re being too hard on Massa. We all know how much we should honor and cherish diversity. Massa certainly adds to the diversity of Congress (at least a little bit, maybe not as much as we would suppose though, look at Barney Frank, etc.). We also know that Congress should, of course be representative of our diverse population. So Massa fills a very important role. Maybe he took a double dose of Viagra that day.

Little Al on March 11, 2010 at 7:50 pm

I love that you appreciate Jimmy Kimmel on this site. He’s the best in late night and has been for years. Love this sketch.

ChrisC on March 12, 2010 at 1:38 am

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