July 20, 2005, - 5:09 pm

Ann Coulter Didn’t Know Jay-Z Then, Either

By Debbie Schlussel
You’ve probably seen Ann Coulter’s column, today, against John Roberts. Obviously she disagrees with , but Ann–as always–does raise some interesting and worthy points. We are friends and she’s a brilliant writer, but, on this rare occasion, I hope Ann is wrong.
One interesting thing in her column, though. In the second sentence of her column, Ann writes of Roberts: “he probably doesn’t know who Jay-Z is.”

Jay-Z with one of his more normal fans

Guess what? Not too long ago, Ann didn’t know who Jay-Z was either. Ann and I used to be regulars on Mancow’s Morning Madhouse, the morning radio show out of Chicago. Mancow asked both of us: “Jay-Z and ORD–which one is the rapper, and which one is the abbreviation for Chicago’s O’Hare Airport?” Ann didn’t know. No matter, though, since she’s almost always knowledgeable and right on the important things. Hopefully, her view on Roberts is one of those rare instances of Jay-Z vs. ORD.
Yes, I know, Jay-Z is no longer a rapper. He retired and is now a music industry exec better known as Beyonce’s boyfriend/fiance/whatever. As I said, Ann knows about the important things.

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11 Responses

Who cares whether he knows Jay-Z? Now, if he doesn’t know Beyonce’ (VAVOOOOOM!), he should be turned down immediately.

The_Man on July 20, 2005 at 10:06 pm

Debbie, let me first say you are a babe. Let me begin by saying that I heard you on the Howard Stern Show and I’ve fallen in love with you. The thing with Ann? She’s just a reactive loudmouth. Oh, she’s a piece of ass and I would love to do her but she screams and no logic comes out. You? You make hellifying a lot more sense than she does, let me explain. Ann was on matt Drudge and she said that Norm Mineta was being P.C. investigating every one, including grannys in the airport. Well if Ann knew her geography like you do, then she’ll realize that the terrorists Abu Sayef are Philipino and the Chechen Rebels are blond hair and blue eyes. And the in Maylaysia, the terrorist there are Asian-looking. So, I see the reason for everyone to be investigated. She scared the crap out of Matt when Ann said America should have cameras everywhere. Ann is just a hot ass blond bimbo who needs to get laid, listen to Howard Stern and bow to your feet.
Shalom my sweet angel
King OF All Japs (as in Japanese)
P.S. Ann knows about important things? Naw you do honey, and she should know how to service a man, cook his food and be the traditional wife like that Republican senator (forgot his name) demanded

KOAJaps on July 21, 2005 at 9:02 am

I seriously don’t get the comments about Debbie being a babe.
And I ESPECIALLY don’t get get KOAJaps’ comment about Ann Coulter being a babe. (S)he has an Adam’s apple for crying out loud!!!

Clompo on July 21, 2005 at 11:59 am

I do not agree with much you write but enjoyed reading your blog for the first time. It is good to listen/read other opinions. But, Ann Coulter? Please!
Dennis McCowan

Dennis McCowan on July 21, 2005 at 5:41 pm

I think both Ann and Debbie are great, but I give the edge to La Deb.
That KOAJaps post was a great comment…you truly are The King for that!

The_Man on July 22, 2005 at 12:31 am

Just wondering, doesn’t Jay-Z sorta look like Beetlejuice?

KOAJaps on July 24, 2005 at 11:56 pm

I didn’t notice it before, but now I look at it you are correct. That’s why you are the King!
I don’t know who that weird girl is next to Jaz Z Juice. Sorta looks like a space alien Diana Ross…tee hee.

Jeff_W on July 25, 2005 at 8:44 am

If you can imagine such a thing I think Ann is an extremist version of Deb 🙂

hairymon on July 25, 2005 at 2:10 pm

I think she’s the male version of Howard Stern. She’s into the shock value. Now bring up the fact that Darrell Issa, a Republican state Senator of Cali has ties to Al Qauda. Debbie does and Ann? She needs to get laid. Hell, if Hitler was a Republican, Ann would worship him. I betcha off mic though, Ann’s a closet lib. Hell, Conservative talk show host Michael Savage got freaked out after reading the CAFTA (Central American Free Trade Agreement) and agreed that Coast to Coast AM was correct! That President George W. Bush (yes yes Clinton too as well as Carter (all the Dems and Repub))sold America out. go to w w w . p r i s o n p l a n e t . c o m or w w w . i n f o w a r s . c o m and see the New World Order working its machination. And as for the Israeli/Palestenian Peace Process? There are some who wants to make sure there is no peace, because, by allowing Israel to be attacked, the Rapture is a coming and all the Neo-Christians will be abducted to heaven. So if a few Jew die, it’s to allow Jesus to come back again and take his children. Now the Christians want the Jews dead and Jesus was a Jew.

KOAJaps on July 26, 2005 at 1:05 am

Hey Jeff_W, the person next to Jay Z? That’s his mom

KOAJaps on July 26, 2005 at 1:05 am

I like the Howard Stern analogy 🙂
That’s exactly my point though KOA, Ann C. would worship the ground Issa walks on. Debbie can apply a conscience and transcend politics.
Though a true reflection of conscience to add to Debbie’s rightful disgust of Issa would be to see her once compliment some politician to the left of her that she otherwise despises when they do or say something that agrees with her anti-terror agenda; Chuck Schumer or (to give a Democrat who’s somewhat conservative) Joe Lieberman come to mind….

hairymon on August 2, 2005 at 9:47 pm

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