March 30, 2010, - 2:36 pm

And the Award for Parents of the Year Goes to . . .

By Debbie Schlussel

. . . the stage parents who allowed their young kids to be cast in this “rendition” of a scene from “Scarface,” complete with constant use of the word, “fudge,” as in “mother-fudger” and “fudge you,” as well as machine guns and murder.  Although it’s NOT a school play as labeled (that part is a hoax), the kids were cast in this video by Mark Klasfeld and Rockhard Films, who made Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface” video. (Get an original idea, Mark. It’s been done already, in a much more classy way, via 1976’s “Bugsy Malone.”)

But it really doesn’t matter that it’s not a school play, nor that it was staged for money via a casting call and Hollywood agents.  These kids can’t be more than eight, nine, or ten years old. Just terrif that they’re being introduced–and desensitized–to this crap at such a young age. It’s hardly the same thing as playing cops and robbers with toy guns. Not even close.  Whether or not the kids are “professional actors” is a distinction without a difference.

Say hello to my leetle child abuse. . .

Hey, maybe next, these young ingenues can do “Last Tango in Paris” or “Showgirls.”  I mean, it’s only a play, and the kids are professional actors . . . right?  What could possibly be the harm?

Even Tony Montana doesn’t approve.


Please Make It Stop

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9 Responses

Hey Debbie–at least they aren’t wearing camouflage fatigues strapped with “fake” suicide bomb belts and emulating their heroes.

I can still picture those images from hamas/fatah rallies. (My personal favorites are the ones taht show a child holding an actual firearm.)

Joe Schmo on March 30, 2010 at 3:40 pm

It’s muzzie-style. As you know, they are training 8 year olds to kill Jooooooooos and Christians.

It’s such pity that muzzies aren’t well received anywhere they go. I wonder why, yeah.

goldenmike4393 on March 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm

This video has been deemed a farce, done by the video director for Lady Gaga. Audience is crew members.

Joe on March 30, 2010 at 4:52 pm

Wow, this a fitting follow-up to the that poor little girl “landlady” on YouTube, who was coached to use foul language while demanding that her “tenant” pay the rent.

Graty Slapchop on March 30, 2010 at 5:00 pm

…Have you never seen things like Halloween? Daeg Faerch played age 10 Michael Meyers. He killed rats with knives, beat a kid to death with a stick, killed his “father” and sister by stabbing them, killed his sister’s boyfriend by beating him with a baseball bat, and a nurse-lady by stabbing her with a fork… that’s about the same amount of people the other actor kills while playing adult Meyers.

I’d say that’s much worse

a kid who dislikes your reviews on March 30, 2010 at 5:23 pm

And instead of having kids play Cops and Robbers or Cowboys and Indians, lets have them play “Peacekeepers”.

Norman Blitzer on March 30, 2010 at 5:43 pm

I stopped the Video at 00:38 …

Until now, I was sure that nothing can shock me …

7 years old and already a HARLOT?!…

Next time Debbi, please put a Warning note in advance!


Alexander Münch on March 30, 2010 at 7:54 pm

Nothing new here. This similar iconic film parody has been on YouTube for a couple of years now:

The only difference is that instead of “Fudging” they say “F-ing”

Daniel H on March 31, 2010 at 12:37 am

next step he’ll have them revisiting love scenes.

ARISHEM on March 31, 2010 at 1:12 am

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