April 9, 2010, - 4:52 pm

Funny: VIDEO Commentary on Creepy Nike Dead Dad Ad & Tiger Woods Return

By Debbie Schlussel

Is it just me . . . or were you also disgusted with the hero’s welcome and six minutes of cheers and applause for Tiger Woods at his return to golf at yesterday’s Masters tournament appearance?  A guy had sex with like 16 women (the count could be higher, but I’m not keeping track) and the crowd at a staid golf tournament cheers his return, like he’s some kind of hero? It’s not like he was a war hero or beat cancer. He beat syphilis and crabs. (Or maybe he didn’t.)

Creepier is the obvious pimping of a dead guy by Nike in order to rehab Woods and sell shoes.  I have more respect for women in sequin tube-tops who walk the streets of Detroit’s Eight Mile and sell themselves by the hour.  At least, they’re honest about what they do. Their prices may be cheaper than those of Woods. But, in reality, he’s cheaper than they are.

These two videos say it all for me . . . and they’re funny (the first one far more than the second):


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13 Responses

I hope the press doesn’t try again to sell Tiger Woods as the all American Dad or Husband. Maybe Tiger can get endorsements from “Pimp That Ride”.

T: More like “Ride That Pimp.” DS

Tim on April 9, 2010 at 5:37 pm

DS: ‘More like “Ride That Pimp.”’


David F. on April 9, 2010 at 5:45 pm

I’ve hated Nike and their whole “Ekin” corp. ethos as well as their shoes for over 2 decades and now I see their dismal moral failure and desperation finally coming back and biting in them in the a**. Too funny. ASICS are far superior, anyway.

David F. on April 9, 2010 at 5:51 pm

Bored of Woods, or any other who try to redeem themselves through the public’s airwaves.

Angry at the media that props them up to maintain the flow of ad revenue, while the same commentators try to demonstrate to the viewing proletariat that we should empathize with such pathological behavior.

P. Aaron on April 9, 2010 at 6:03 pm

Don’t worry, just do it. No thanks, just skanks.

AIDS Enabler on April 9, 2010 at 6:44 pm

very creepy ad…………just let tiger get on with his life…on his very own (unique idea) why get us involved in his crap….i am sick of this guy, play golf and go home like everyone else…..i don’t care if you win or lose the Masters..we all know you are a loser..on or off the greens….pack up Elin, take all the money, the kids and go back home..you don’t need this idiot……next time i will tell you how i really feel..jmc

pink bunny on April 9, 2010 at 6:56 pm

Of course the journalists probably have depraved sex lives just like Tiger Woods. I get so sick of the commentary in the press; ‘four people leading, Tiger is 2 strokes back’.

Does this happen when anybody else is two strokes back? Of course not. It only centers on the leader and where Tiger is.No other golfer gets this treatment when they are several strokes back.

Little Al on April 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm

first one wasn’t that funny, but then, it is jimmy kimmel so you can expect that.

I’d rather see Elin Woods win the Masters.

Richard on April 9, 2010 at 8:52 pm


You and I could live comfortably on what Tiger paid
to PR consultants to rehabilitate his image. Toss in
what he was/is paying his 90 bodyguards at the Masters
and we’d really score.

el zopilote on April 9, 2010 at 9:45 pm

About time someone spoke up. And I wear American made New Balance. Cheaper, and better for the trail runs I do. But I know from the sales people that they are hugely popular with tennis players.

pat on April 10, 2010 at 3:05 am

Earl Woods says he’s very disappointed in his son for getting caught, he should learn to be more careful.
For the most part Tiger never likes to acknowledge his black father, how convienent to pull him out of the grave to create a sympathic narcissist.

ARISHEM on April 10, 2010 at 7:27 am

The end of the 2nd clip, with the footage from various shows,of black audiences acting like they do,says it all;in private( And NOT-so private ), they are whoopin’ it up over one of their own getting away with it the way he did, married black men who sleep around with huge numbers of women are CELEBRATED.What a pathology.

Phineas on April 10, 2010 at 10:58 am

Tiger Woods is a low class brat, as his on-air temper tantrums and profanity demonstrate at the Masters. He will never change. As they say, foul mouth equals foul soul. And Tiger is proof of that.

Yet you have all these people with no lives cheering him at the Masters, as people cheered adulterers Mel Gibson on Jay Leno and David Letterman on his show. These people will cheer at anything.

JM on April 11, 2010 at 8:23 am

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