June 26, 2006, - 1:43 pm

Don’t Eat There: Chicken, Waffles, and an NBA Killer

Remember Jayson Wililams, the ex-NBA gazillionaire and TV commentator, who shot his chauffeur and then covered it up?
He’s opening a new restaurant, a franchise of “TRY J’s Waffles and Chicken.”
Well, we couldn’t think of a more appropriate name. Williams is, indeed, a chicken and he did waffle–a lot–about what happened on that fateful night at his giant mansion. He was found guilty in April 2004 of trying to cover up the shooting. On second thought, there is a better name for Williams’ new restaurant: “Dead Meat.”
Not only did this overgrown brat kill his the driver, Costas “Gus” Christofi, but Williams–awaiting retrial on reckless manslaughter–shot his dog, too . . . deliberately.
Forget about Christofi. He’s only a human. But, oppressing chicken by cooking and eating them AND shooting a dog? Where is PUTAh (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans)?

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One Response

Maybe he was getting some stock ready for the restaurant when he shot the dog. Any Korean or Thai dishes there?

Craig C on June 26, 2006 at 7:16 pm

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