April 30, 2010, - 4:55 pm

It’s Official: Whoopi Goldberg Now THE Conservative on “View”; Hasselbeck Hag Endorses Happy Meal Ban

By Debbie Schlussel

Pigs are flying.  Marxist Whoopi Goldberg is now official THE “conservative” on ABC’s anti-male yenta hag-fest, “The View.”


The Marxist w/ the Dreads is the Conservative

As you’ll recall, a couple of days ago, I told  you about Santa Clara County’s Board of Supervisors and their decision to ban Happy Meals (meals that don’t meet the county’s nutritional and caloric requirements cannot be sold with toys).

On today’s episode of the most annoying show on TV, mousy hag, fake conservative, and genuine moron-ette Elisabeth Hasselbeck endorsed the plan, saying it’s very hard for her not to buy Happy Meals when her kids whine at McDonald’s, and that she can’t buy them the nutritious “apple fries” (apples cut into the shape of fries) because her kids complain.  In other words, she’s a bad mother, so everyone else–including hard-working McDonald’s franchise owners–must pay for her ineptitude.  Hasselbeck also endorsed banning McDonald’s near schools.  Yup, that statism is what passes for “conservatism” according to this idiotette hag.

On the other hand, for the second time this week, the real conservative on the show, Marxist Whoopi Goldberg had to chime in with common sense.  She said, “I like buying Happy Meals for the toys.  But because you can’t control your kid and say no, I gotta pay the price and can’t have a Happy Meal?”  As I told you earlier this week, Hasseldumb praised far-left U.S. Senator Carl Levin’s (D-Michigan) big government tirade against  Goldman Sachs execs, saying she was happy they “have to be acc0untable” to him.  Goldberg was the voice of reason on that issue, too.

Don’t forget, Hasseldumb is the protege of Sean Vannity.  Yup, that’s your “conservative,” America–a woman who endorses banning Happy Meals because she doesn’t know how to raise her three brats and is too lazy to be a responsible parent.

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20 Responses

They call it The View. But there’s nothing to see, much less hear.

P. Aaron on April 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm


Love the site…and WAAAY too funny about The View. Keep up the great work! Hannity is a complete tool. Anyone with half a brain can see through his stupidty and CONSTANT redundancy. Geez Vanity, have an original thought lately?

Mike on April 30, 2010 at 7:38 pm

I agree with your comments about vannity. Looking at the ratings for his show his audience also agrees with you. http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/ratings/the_scoreboard_thursday_april_29_160184.asp

tyler on April 30, 2010 at 9:06 pm

Ok first of all, when did it become a law to ban any kind of food that THEY….not we…don’t consider healthy?

What the hell is wrong with the happy meal, especally when Mc D’s offer different options with the food?

I swear, this “law” or “ban” or whatever is just a test for what is to come to america…that is turning our society into a police state.

Squirrel3D on April 30, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Just for the record I’m not a fan of the law but…

    They have way too much fat and salt even when you replace the fries with apple slices.

    And strictly speaking it’s not a ban, they have have to meet higher nutritional standards.

    Just a little FYI

    Pete Bone on April 30, 2010 at 11:04 pm

      One county demanding that McDonald’s change its menu is in effect a ban. McDonald’s cannot do custom menus for each locality. Also, you do not have to eat at such a place if you do not want to. Finally, looking at your other postings on this site, you do seem to be really on top of saying things that are as insightful as noting that the sky is blue or the color of grass is green in the spring. I am waiting for you to discover and inform us of the need for rain to keep the trees healthy in forests.

      Worry01 on May 2, 2010 at 10:42 am

        I have just reported your comments to the site owner.

        And sorrow 1 your website doesn’t work maybe you could have you could have you web designer help you with that.

        Pete Bone on May 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Did you actually have anything to say on this topic, or does your intellect not go beyond that of a child? Please, ask your caregiver to help you with this

sorrow01 on May 1, 2010 at 4:27 am

“I don’t watch the news media at all”
Why does no one everything of the internet as media?

Pete Bone on May 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm


The only news stations I need is the Colbert Report and The Daily Show. Not news networks with bitches like you.

C.P. on May 1, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Well, it sounds like you are not up to actual thought, if you are looking at Comedy Central as your source for information about the world. As for your cute little remark at the end, it merely confirms your limitation.

    Worry01 on May 2, 2010 at 7:36 am

Great story, Debbie. That Hasselbeck hag is a true idiot of magnificent proportions. It’s amazing that Whoopi is actually the voice of reason on this issue compared to her.

DS_ROCKS! on May 1, 2010 at 7:09 pm

Don’t the people of that County (San Diego?) realize that these parents are just going to take their kids elsewhere to eat?

And if Hasselbeck can’t say ‘No’ to her kids now when they are tots, then I really fear for their teenage years.

Lee in IL on May 1, 2010 at 8:16 pm

Excellent post, Debbie. And I agree with what DS_Rocks said at 7:09 pm.

JeffE on May 1, 2010 at 9:04 pm

Funny you’re calling Whoopi the conservative. A few years ago on Halloween on “Hannity”, he actually refered to junk food like candy as liberal foods. He’s a big fraud as all your readers know. He’s also Hasselquack’s cheerleader.

Matthew on May 1, 2010 at 9:56 pm

Whoopi said what to who?!
Boys, throw some more coals on the fire, it’s getting c-c-cold down here! Even the s-s-souls are shivvering…Brrrrrrrrrr

theShadow on May 1, 2010 at 10:09 pm

C.P., your such a moronic jackass, first of all, Ms. Schlussel is NOT apart of any news network in the US media you schmuck, secondly the Colbert Report and the Daily Show are complete “JOKES”, those shows are NOT real news, those shows are just plain old entertainment, that proves how moronic you sounded in your ignorant post C.P. To me John Stewart & Steve Colbert are NOT that smart & NOT that bright, I think that these two hold a HS Diploma or a GED, so continue to listen and watch HS dropouts CP, and I think you watch that disgusting moron Bill Maher, right?

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Sean R. on May 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Debbie sure is fond of the word ‘hag’ but I guess that word runs through her mind a lot since she has to look in the mirror every day. The ‘hag’ in question here is younger, prettier and better-paid, but of course such considerations never play into Debbie’s even-handed media criticism.

Johnny Coelacanth on May 4, 2010 at 2:03 am

I agree with your comments about vannity. Looking at the ratings for his show his audience also agrees with you.

islamicnet on May 6, 2010 at 7:50 am

Funny thing is McDonald’s doesn’t sell the fries shaped like apples Burger King does. McD’s does off real apple slices instead of fries.

Jen on January 6, 2011 at 6:51 pm

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