August 3, 2005, - 2:23 pm

Overheard at King Fahd’s Funeral: A Caption Contest

By Debbie Schlussel
Look at these three Muslim leaders yukking it up Bill-Clinton-at-Ron-Brown’s-funeral-style at Saudi King Fahd’s funeral. For those of you who don’t know who these guys are, they are (from left to right) Iraqi President Jalal Talibani (a Kurd who is okay), Palestinian Terrorist-in-Chief Mahmoud Abbas a/k/a Abu Mazen, and Afghani leader Hamid Karzai.

Abbas: “Whose is bigger–mine or the Zionist American pigs’?” Talibani: “No contest. America, by infinite inches.” Karzai: “Damn! Where’s my microscope when I really need it? You can forget about those 72 dark-eyed virgins.”


“So THAT’S where the stupid American Infidels’ tax money went–surgical ‘enhancement’ for Abu Mazen and Viagra for other impotent Palestinians.


Talibani: “Abbas has sitting in his lap. Whom do you have, Karzai?”


Talibani: “Nice outfit, Hamid. Abu Mazen prefers belts, like this exploding one.”


Talibani: “But Yasser said it was 15 inches.” Karzai: “And we can barely see one inch.”


Talibani: “Hear that, Hamid? Mahmoud says his favorite song is that one by “The Weathergirls.”

What do you think should be the caption? My choices are posted above. Interested in your nominations.

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9 Responses

Ahh man, Abbas!! Are you sure your name isn’t Hous Bin Pharteen? Nasty!

Clompo on August 3, 2005 at 3:41 pm

“Stop me if you heard this one. How many Palestinian terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Abu Moskowitz will assign many ICE agents to do it for them”

Michael Durant on August 3, 2005 at 4:04 pm


jaywilton on August 3, 2005 at 5:19 pm

Abbas “Rise, rise, rise”
Talibani “Not now Abbas”
Karzai “Abbas are all Palestinians so small?”

Michael Durant on August 3, 2005 at 6:07 pm

Karzai : Get the F*ck outa here
Talibani : No really, I told Rice that womens rights were at the top of our priority list and I think she believed me hmphhhhh!!

Uncle Tim on August 3, 2005 at 7:25 pm

Talibani: “Whoa, Hamid, stop right there! Mahamoud doesn’t go for that. You’re thinking of the PREVIOUS Palestinian leader!”

Yngvai on August 4, 2005 at 8:54 am

So he slams three nails down on the counter and says to the inn keeper “Can you put me up for the night”

Glenn_Ochs on August 4, 2005 at 1:28 pm

I just heard the latest groove from Bassam Khalaf a/k/a “Arabic Assassin” I hear in the west that is considered music.

painter_tommy on August 5, 2005 at 12:30 am

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