August 23, 2006, - 1:45 pm

Don’t Believe Chertoff: Catch & Release of Aliens Still Going On

For the gazillionth time in his 1.6 year tenure at the helm of Homeland Security, DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff a/k/a “Mr. Burns” declared the end of “catch and release“–the waste-of-time policy of catching illegal aliens and then releasing them into the great American abyss.
Apparently, Border Patrol and Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents didn’t get the memo. Because they say it’s still going on. And Chertoff knows it.
Michael Chertoff . . . all talk, no action. Catch and release continues and illegal alien ranks expand. America lost.

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4 Responses

When asked about the continued “catch & release” policy of Mr. Burns inept federal agency, Smithers had this to say:

Yiddish Steel on August 23, 2006 at 2:21 pm

Mr. Burns? Perhaps. But I have to agree more with a coworker, who pointed out today that Chertoff looks like Skeletor.

growler on August 23, 2006 at 2:46 pm

Nah… He looks like a bald, Dabney Coleman.

Yiddish Steel on August 23, 2006 at 3:14 pm

Our government has a variation on this policy towards the friendly folks who keep sending Debbie Schlussel those well known peaceful greetings: “File & Forget.”

NormanF on August 23, 2006 at 5:31 pm

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