June 14, 2010, - 3:27 pm

HILARIOUS VIDEO of the Day: Spoiled Lefty Celebs Teach Illegal Aliens to Speak English

By Debbie Schlussel

Spoiled Hollywood celebs (redundant phrase) don’t want us (or Arizona) to enforce immigration laws against illegal aliens.  And illegal aliens don’t know how to speak English.  Now, those spoiled celebs can teach the aliens how to speak English . . . in their own special way.  (One question:  do NBA refs really not know English swear words?  They really need a guide for this?)


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11 Responses

I never liked that Jimmy Kimmel and never thought his schtick, style or writing was funny. That comedy form of laughing at the jokes you’re delivering is hackneyed and is always a sure sign that the comic lacks a real sense of humor. The ability to fake laugh or laugh on command is a sign of flatness.

DS_ROCKS! on June 14, 2010 at 5:21 pm

I agree with DS ROCKS! and that DS rocks. Don’t know what’s Kimmel does that’s worth watching–EXCEPT for Jake Byrd clips!

BB on June 14, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Back in the 40s, my father taught foreign students to speak English with a Southern drawl while attending a very small exclusive private college.

Not to be outdone, on the night before vacations, I would get all the frosh girls drunk and send them “home” with a hangovers. I wonder if the parents ever “caught on”.

As goes Israel - so goes the World on June 14, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Uhhh… Debbie I don’t think there was any mention of any of these people being illegal aliens. A little misleading. So having an accent is now being an illegal alien? C’mon.

Also it wasn’t about NBA refs he was talking about. It was about World Cup refs who don’t know all the curse words in English since the refs were from Brazil.

CaliforniaScreaming on June 15, 2010 at 1:44 am

I remember Lily Tomlin when she was a gifted comedienne who didn’t need to use curse words. Remember Edith Ann?

Miranda Rose Smith on June 15, 2010 at 2:15 am

Must be taste. I like Kimmel. And I think the video funny. I am sure libs think that the lip movements are too fast for the stupid foreigners.

pat on June 15, 2010 at 2:31 am

muhaha, debbie, the only hilarious thing is what story you make up of the video. it’s almost better than your (mis-)interpretation of precious…

Jamal on June 15, 2010 at 2:37 am

Very funny and cleaver. Hollywood must be concerned that they’ll lose their gardeners, housekeepers, limo drivers, cooks and garbage man.It’s not about compassion and although I have a hard time believing that when almost everything is about them.

Ireland on June 15, 2010 at 10:12 am

When I was a college freshman, my roommate was a Taiwan native. He came back from a class one day, having learned the F-word – in a context that did not make sense. “How can a biology text book “F””? “How can a college be F’d-up”? “How can stupid be “F-ing stupid”? It was funny explaining how this crude biological terms was co-opted for other uses in the English language.

Thanks for the trip back in memory lane.

Manfred on June 15, 2010 at 11:01 am

G-d help us, or may the lord help us…this is so revolting!

L on June 15, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Limo Divers Protest Medicare Mediciad Reform Cuts, It’s rumored this issue could become part of the Tea Party movement. AmeriChoice Health also rumored to take a position on this issue. Recirculate those tax dollars? Help keep limo drivers working, benefits flowing and overpaid tax dollars remain in abuse.

Medicare.gov as well as other Federal agency’s encourage you to report any fraudulent activities, yet, the same government agency’s were notified the way this company does business yet did nothing. Three years ago they were reported to these Federal agency’s and as of todays date not only were they allowed to continue doing business but were never charged once. Protected vendor status sure, politics sure, limited government budgets sure, Federal and State officals looking the other way sure, and rather then stop these activities a strong desire not to rock the boat previals. Even with the vast changes in the laws, budgets,a hands off policy remains, you tell me what’s wrong with this picture?

The Government created this monster and now they don’t know what to do about it, like shooting yourself in your own foot etc. Tons of money to advance their national growth, it’s market positions, tons of money for political donations, tons of money to send 75 millIon back to its home office from New York state alone, tons of money to suppot National TV shows, tons of money to pay hugh State fines, tons of money to hire the very best law firms, tons of money to pay for bribes and kickbacks, tons of money for hugh salary’s and bonuses, all done on the back of the American tax payor, you see this company receives all it’s money from the Federal government. Should your tax dollars be held to a higher standard? Should our government agency’s responsible for there review and be held to that same standard? Should the IRS audit their corruption? Why has this company not been charged? How long can the buck be passed here in more ways then one?

Hey, it’s your tax dollars don’t complain now.. then don’t complain later on…

ps… I know times are tough for a lot us, but it would be great to have a free limo to go to the Doctors, Pharmacy, Movies, Grocery shopping, and given free tickets for the movies. Offered soda, pop corn and hotdogs, as well as have them receive free coupons for Grocery items…Kind of makes you wish qualified for Medicare and Mediciad right?

Medicare Backlash on September 21, 2010 at 4:24 pm

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