July 13, 2010, - 10:28 am

DumbAssity (TM) of the Day: New Boon for Illegal Aliens

By Debbie Schlussel

Because the 20 million (ICE agents tell me it’s more like 30 million) illegal aliens in our midst aren’t enough of a problem, the People’s Republic of the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in (where else?) San Francisco, yesterday, made it even easier for illegal aliens to stay here.  Any excuse at all will do, apparently.


In two immigration cases, including Perdomo v. Holder (read the opinion),  the court ruled that all Guatemalan women could qualify for political asylum in the U.S. because of the high female murder rate in Guatemala.   The court ruled that immigration court judges must consider irrelevant factors like this. The case involved Lesly Yajayra Perdomo, an illegal alien who lived in Reno, Nevada and then–when she knew she was going to be deported–filed for asylum, citing Guatemala’s “poor record” of investigating and solving hundreds of murders of women.  I’d love to see Guatemala’s record of investigating hundreds of murders of men, which I’ll bet is equally egregious.  Either way, Ms. Perdomo showed absolutely no evidence she felt in danger for her life, that she felt she’d be murdered, or that Guatemala’s police wouldn’t investigate it.  The whole thing is ridiculous.  And even if Guatemala aggressively investigated women’s murders, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China with regard to Perdomo living here illegally?

More important, the absurdity of the ruling goes beyond illegal aliens from Guatemala and applies to illegal aliens from anywhere and everywhere who are living in our midst and seeking to remain here.  The ruling has opened the floodgates for anyone and everyone in any other Third World or otherwise degenerate or despotic country.

Wanna stay in the U.S. after you’ve been here illegally for years and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents picked you up and readied you for deportation?  Find a way that women are “oppressed” in your nation.  That pretty much sums up all Muslim nations.  And many African ones (many of which are Muslim, anyway), too.  You can pretty much find a way that women are persecuted in every country in the world.  The only place where they seem to have it better than men is in Israel and here in America, where they dominate college and grad school student bodies and are least affected by the recession and unemployment.

Do we want all Iranian women to be able to get asylum here because women face stoning for adultery there?  How about Saudi women, who are beheaded over touching a man’s hand?  You think murders of women in Djibouti or Guinea are investigated adequately? Hey, bring ’em on over, right? And then, after they get asylum, they can bring their kids and husbands and cousins ad nauseam to this country and get them green cards.  Is that how we’re going to preserve our American identity?  Restore our national security?  PUH-LEEZE.

I hope this ridiculous decision is successfully appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court and overturned.  But that depends on whether the Obama administration decides to appeal it.  And, given Obama’s lawsuit against Arizona’s immigration law, that’s a big if, although Eric Holder did fight it to the Court of Appeals and maybe he’ll  take it to the next step.

A nation without secure and specific borders isn’t a nation.  It’s simply a mess.  Ditto for a nation without leaders and leadership.  Sadly, we are 0 for 2 in those categories.

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24 Responses

Per the logic of this ruling, could not “oppresed” women outside the US simply walk into an embassy and declare for political asylum? Taken to its logical conclusion, this ruling essentially erases US borders, as you rightly note.

adam on July 13, 2010 at 10:54 am

Deb,put the pieces together,what is going on right in front of our eye`s,what steps might be left for this nation to become one not dissimilar from Islam,well now let us see,if the women are self-sufficient and relatively unaffected by the economic situation unless of course ya count on a husband to support ya,well lets say a virus, specfic to male population were to be introduced into enviorment,then the self self supporting women could support muguls whilest they accumulate wifes and children,is their in inbalance in male to female birthrate Deb,how close is U.S.A. to a stealth takeover.

Ted Manna on July 13, 2010 at 10:55 am

    “stealth takeover”?

    There’s nothing “stealth” about it. I think that’s the point.

    As goes Israel - so goes the World on July 13, 2010 at 1:56 pm

These women are more threatened in Wheaton, Maryland, where the illegal aliens rape and murder women at an alarming rate.

We have destroyed our country in a single generation. All we can do is arm ourselves, and defend ourselves against the animals (human) and the government.

JGrant on July 13, 2010 at 10:58 am

You have two families: “Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal”.
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .
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Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash “under the table”.

Ready? Now pay attention…

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or
$31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose
Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, “We don’t need no stinkin’ insurance!” and still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities,
gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal’s and Jose Illegal’s children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children’s lunches while Jose Illegal’s children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal’s children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal’s children go home.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Do you get it, now?

If you vote for or support ANY politician that supports illegal aliens…YOU are part of the problem!

It’s way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

Linda Brazier on July 13, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Linda, excellent post, thanks

    Truth on July 13, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Did you factor in the govmint handouts these illegals receive the minute they touch ground?

    Don’t pity them. They are BETTER OFF than we working stiffs.

    As goes Israel - so goes the World on July 13, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    OK…So you wanna talk about illegal aliens getting money without getting taxed?…
    Well let me tell you this!…Have you heard that your kind of people exploit without no consideration, illegals?…No! I didn’t didn’t you’d know about this because you people only say what’s good for you, but not for others!….What happened with what was said and writing in the declaration of independence that “All mankind are equal”….I’m sorry, but you people are all just full of crap and selfish!!!….And if you haven’t noticed the vegetables and food that you eat are all part of the labor of an illegal!!!….what do you tell me about that?

    Rebeca on July 14, 2010 at 2:01 am

I have Judge Patel’s number on speed dial. I will ring her (again), and offer to help sort out the law.

Let’s hope USSC reverses (FAT chance).

As goes Israel - so goes the World on July 13, 2010 at 11:52 am

Linda – good point.

Now, what about Joe and Jose’s neighbour, “Hossein Somewhat-Legal”? Where does he fit in?

Just wondering…

The "Reverend" Jacques on July 13, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Harry Reid says that there are NO illegals working construction in Nevada. Pew says Nevada has highest percentage in nation while 17% of the American construction workers are unemployed.

pat on July 13, 2010 at 12:46 pm

You are so right. I have talked to men who have been divorced from these women and this is the game plan. A married illegal alien really can’t use this excuse. Flop house nation.

CaliforniaScreaming on July 13, 2010 at 12:51 pm

It’s too bad these guatemalans aren’t first stopped in mexico and thrown into prison before they ever reach the U.S.

And where does mexico release their illegals once they serve their time? On the U.S.-mexican border no doubt. Hell, mexican officials probably gives them a map to the U.S.

Jarhead on July 13, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    They are handed a GPS that directs them to the nearest welfare office.

    As goes Israel - so goes the World on July 13, 2010 at 1:12 pm

      As goes Israel – so goes the World – ROTFLMFAO

      Yeah, they probably program the GPS with all of the essential locations for illegals to go to – gov’t handout centers, Home Depot, Walmart and places to chop their bicycles and turn their 20 year old POS cars into something even more stupid looking.

      Jarhead on July 13, 2010 at 1:45 pm

        You should write the POIs (Points of Interest) for ILLEGAL ALIEN GPS NAVIGATION!

        You have it summed up.

        As goes Israel - so goes the World on July 13, 2010 at 3:52 pm

First, we should send these illegals to live in the neighborhoods were these politicians, judges and “humanitarians” live and see how well they welcomed their new illegal friends. Also, we should demand payments, or some form of reparations, from the country these illegals come from and then use that money to send their asses back. It’s bad enough we pick up their medical, education, jobs, etc…Hell, we should hold back foreign aid or ask their governments to pony up for sending their unemployed here. That’ll get their attention. Also, why don’t these hypocritical “human right” groups, La Razas, progressives, whinners, etc..protest the COUNTRIES were these people come from. DEMAND THAT THEIR GOVERNMENTS GET THEIR crap together an do for their people. Why protest us, in America, to give them American rights; all the while its been their country crapping on them!! Protest THEM, ask THEM to provided jobs and tell them to quit stealing the foreign aid and monies WE send them and tell them to create jobs, build schools and all types of infrastructures to help their country.
No wait. It makes too much sense. Americans are reaching their limit and these idiots, in the Federal government and liberal circles, are in for a surprise. People can only be pushed so far. They’d better watch it. They may get what they’re asking for and it won’t be pretty.

The Sarge on July 13, 2010 at 2:07 pm

Here’s the key:

“the INS’s..‘Gender Guidelines,’ which provide Asylum Officers with guidance on adjudicating women’s claims of asylum, state that gender is an immutable trait that can qualify under the rubric of ‘particular social group. ”

The decision is flawed because there is no case for persecution presented, but the INS guidelines don’t help.

Solomon2 on July 13, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Excellent post Linda!

Unfortunately the 9th Circuit covers Arizona. It’s gonna be a war.

Little Al on July 13, 2010 at 5:34 pm

Following this logic, why can’t Mexican males subpoena the courts claiming that political asylum for women who receive “death threats” in Guatemala, discrimates against Mexican males that may be receiving “death threats” from drug cartels.

Only in America, do courts play the feminist card with illegals: the 9 Circuit Court employs treasonist pretzel logic as well.

patrick on July 13, 2010 at 9:03 pm

Another excellent post, Debbie. And excellent post, Linda.

JeffE on July 13, 2010 at 9:24 pm

How would ice agents know to guess there are 30 million illegals in the country? They don’t give a damn about illegals anymore. Legacy customs saw to that when they perpetrated the hostile takeover post 9/11.

Pathetic buffoons…

IceNoMore on July 14, 2010 at 8:04 am

Don’t ever marry a female illegal immigrant, no matter how hot or gorgeous she is. Unless, if you get her to sing America the Beautiful and the Star-Spangled Banner word for word perfectly and with passion, more power to you, sir!

Bobby'sBrain on July 14, 2010 at 12:48 pm

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