November 9, 2006, - 1:11 pm

News of the Weird: Attack of the Killer Turban Snails

By Debbie Schlussel
Strange but true. In Barbados, giant snails emerge from the ground at night, destroying crops. They eat 500 different plants and crops and transmit meningitis.
Hmmm . . . They’re turban-shaped and from Africa/Mid-East. Just like another problematic party we have invading in North America. They came here sneaking aboard a cargo ship in 2000.
Animals imitate humans.

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“Animals imitate humans.”
And vice versa.
Actually, the cult of Islam is all about animal instincts, from sex to violence…
No, wait, animals have mating seasons and they don’t kill anytime.
Muslims mate at a very early age. They mate to up to 4 women at a time on earth and up to 72 Virgins in their Allah’s paradise.
Islam is all about sex, sexual oppression, repression and consequently: promiscuity, including sexually molesting young girls as young as 6 years old or as the Muslims call it “marriage.” Their “prophet” did it.
Muslims kill anytime, anywhere. Their “Ramadan” fasting month of prayers is always the bloodiest month.
Muslims kill all year round, animals don’t.
Animals have controllable desires, Muslims don’t.
Wait a minute, Muslims are worse than animals!
In fact, believe it or not, one could say that animals are superior to Muslims in the way of thinking.
In other words, animals are more intelligent than Muslims.

Independent Conservative on November 9, 2006 at 3:30 pm

Independent, any omni, or carnivorous animals DO kill all the time, as they need to eat. And I’m not sure what school you went to, but many, many of their desires are NOT controllable..Maybe they taught you intelligent design instead of actual biology?
Anyways, here’s some links to get you started:
oh, and also, to the story..the irony?

FSM-FTW!(descent) on November 9, 2006 at 4:29 pm

Animals “marry” their females at 6 years old?
Muslims do. Muhammad did it himself, to Aisha. And the Muslims do it also these days, not in the civilized western societies but in their barbaric Islamic states.
Satiated animals, including the carnivores, do not kill all the time. Muslims do. And they kill not to eat but because killing gives them satisfaction, and I would say that killing “the enemies of Islam” gives the Muslims a sexual pleasure (sadism) related, of course, to the prospect of having sex with 72 Virgins. Killing for sex!!
Muslims have incontrollable desires. In fact, I would argue that the Muslims come after the animals in the evolution chain.

Independent Conservative on November 9, 2006 at 4:51 pm

“In fact, I would argue that the Muslims come after the animals in the evolution chain.”
Meaning, in other words, animals are superior to Muslims, if we start by the human being and going down.

Independent Conservative on November 9, 2006 at 4:54 pm

Therefore, for those who say that Muslims are subhumans, I have to disagree.
Muslims are subanimals, not subhumans.

Independent Conservative on November 9, 2006 at 5:41 pm

Profitable Muhammad saw his daughter-in-law one day and fell for her, so he made his son divorce her and humped her like an animal until he got tired of her. Then he legalized it all by banning adoption. What an animal!! Piss be unto that profitable humper (pun intended for camel and daughter-in-law humpers).

anonymous twit on November 9, 2006 at 11:01 pm

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