December 7, 2006, - 12:04 pm

Jimmy Carter’s New “Book”; Request To Secret Service Agent Readers

By Debbie Schlussel
A famous peanut farmer whom we once made the mistake of electing President is off the farm touting his new book. Our friend, David Lunde of Lundesigns, has designed three new book covers for the Prez, so you can customize your Carter book according to your preferred particular screed contained inside:


Frankly, we think he should have called the book “Mein Carter.” But we’ll always remember him, thusly . . .

Many have asked me to write a column on Jimmuh’s latest outrageous utterances and chickenscratchings. But why do that, when I can’t improve upon my column from 2001, “Shut Up, Jimmy Carter,” a thorough primer on Carter’s record and hypocrisy.
I remember when I was in elementary school and the Peanut Prez was in office, desperately trying to get re-elected. I helped my dad and the Republican Jewish Coalition for Reagan/Bush campaign for Reagan. My dad and his friend made and distributed bright florescent orange bumper stickers with black writing, reading:

ABC: Anybody But Carter

Yes, some slogans are timeless.
I also remember that the overwhelming majority of U.S. Secret Service agents (including those on the Carter Presidential Protective Detail) polled, privately said they were voting for Reagan. They made yellow t-shirts bearing the Presidential Seal with bullet holes through it and the slogan:

You Elect ‘Em. We Protect ‘Em.

The t-shirts were made to demonstrate the disrespect the Secret Service agents had for their idiotic protectee. I badly want one of those t-shirts (as a memento of the Jimmy Carter Presidential Disaster), but can’t find one. I’ve looked and looked, in vain. If you are one of the many federal agents (including from the U.S. Secret Service) who reads this site, and you can help me get one of those shirts, please e-mail me.

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9 Responses

Some people after retiring go and play Bingo or Shuffle Board.
Others keep on flapping their gums with utter nonsense till death because they were born losers/idiots.
And losers/idiots are the perfect prey for dictators and terrorists.

Independent Conservative on December 7, 2006 at 1:17 pm

THAT was my fisrt election…and i voted for Angela Davis:)
Those of us who lived thru the Carter years KNOW that David Duke would’ve been a more pro-Israel president! And for those of you incognizant of history—wasn’t it one of the “poor Palestinians” that shot Bobby Kennedy???
While like Malcolm X i strongly believe in HUMAN rights for my brethren, i don’t believe in the myth of “Palestine’s” RIGHT to exist at the exclusion of Israel simply because ‘Palestine’ was a colonial creation of the Roman Empire! ISRAEL existed long before the fall of the Second Temple, so for the penis farmer to have won a PEACE prize whilst campaigning for a final solution seems a bit silly to me.

EminemsRevenge on December 7, 2006 at 2:20 pm

Carter was without a doubt the worst president of my lifetime, one of if not the worst, ever.
I’ll never forget his vile behavior when Ronald Reagan died. What a bitter, bitter old creep.
Here’s a great video of him that I love, love, love:

Jeff_W on December 7, 2006 at 2:44 pm

BTW, notice how Carter’s expression suddenly goes from that tard grin to utter horror on his face….priceless!!!

Jeff_W on December 7, 2006 at 3:02 pm

jimmy carter joins warren g harding as our worst presidents good old jimmy gave up the panana canal and let our citizen be held hostage in iran and gave no support to the shah of iran , if it wasnt for him selling oil to us during the arab embargo this country would have benn at a standstill

PNAMARBLE on December 7, 2006 at 7:35 pm

Under no circumstances should Dhimmi Carter be considered a Chriatian! Christians are known for their love. This man is pure hate!

Burt on December 8, 2006 at 5:46 pm

Now you see what BillyJeff is gonna look and act like in a few years.
Jimma Cotta is a despicable piece of human debris. It’s not bad enough that he totally screwed up America during his failed presidency, but NOW he has the b‰lls to keep trying to make his legacy even worse by criticizing his betters?
I didn’t vote for the “penis farmer” (I like that!) either. His campaign got under way about the same time as I got out of the Army. Being a Michigan guy, there was no way he was getting my vote anyhow. BUT, he paraded himself around as a reasonable, intelligent, down home kinda guy with the typically (Democrat) homely wife and daughter (what’s up with that?) who only wanted to “heal” America post R.M. Nixon (whom I proudly voted for). Forunately, I was in college and grad school through most of Carter’s presidency so I was already starving and the shÌtty economy didn’t really effect me.
Speaking of Bumper Stickers:
While reading Soldier of Fortune Magazine in the late 70’s (ya, ya, I know … ) and looking for a reason to get back to fighting and earning GOOD money, I recall that SOF was selling bumper stickers after Carter gave away the Panama Canal:
General Omar Torrijos, The Best President America Ever Had!
That pretty much sums up Jimma Cotta.

Rocketman on December 9, 2006 at 9:17 am

Carter won the vote for “American Dhimmi of the year 2006 on Jihad Watch. I was glad. He deserves that title forever! Always wondering when he will shut up and retire.

pigtails not veils on December 12, 2006 at 2:17 pm

I was not insane at age 5 but I’m really mad now!
At age 5, I loved and honored my father and mother. I respected authority. I believed in God. And I believed that America was (and still is) the greatest country, which I pledged allegiance to Monday through Friday at 7:55 AM.
According to Dr. Chester A. Pierce, Professor of Education and Psychiatry Emeritus, Harvard University, I was a
pre-adolescent nut job. In his address to 2000 teachers at the “Childhood International Education Seminar” he stated
“Every child in America entering school at the age of five is insane because he comes to school with certain allegiances
toward our Founding Fathers, toward his parents, toward our elected officials, toward a belief in a supernatural being,
and toward the sovereignty of this nation as a separate entity. It’s up to you, teachers, to make all of these sick children well by creating the international child of the future.”
Do you think Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter would support this person or such insane statements? No?
Guess Again!

MIKE SHARQ on December 13, 2006 at 8:31 am

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