December 22, 2006, - 1:35 pm

Alien v. Predator: Christmas-Time Feuds I Wish Could Last Forever (& That Both Sides Would Lose) . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
HAMAS v. Fatah . . . (Well, it probably will last forever, since this is the gazillionth incarnation of it).


Donald v. Rosie . . .


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The choice is clear for me, I’ll pick Donald the Trump.
He’s the best of the worst.
He’s not as evil and mean spirited as the other three.
I would send Zozy ODor-Nald to Gaza.
Maybe she’ll get caught in the crossfire and Islam will have finally a big, fat, female Hollywood Martyr Pig.

Independent Conservative on December 22, 2006 at 3:04 pm

Yep, I’m in The Donalds’ corner. The world has had enough of this fat, loud, commie dyke. Donald couldn’t put a fatwa on the bitch, so he put a fatwaman on the defensive instead.

Skippy on December 22, 2006 at 4:19 pm

Donald was right in calling Rosie a bully. She’s obnoxious and bossy, just ask anyone that worked for her. And what kind of a person would tell an employee who is a cancer survivor that only LIARS GET CANCER. What a repulsive women! She’s just another overweight, angry lesbian.
I hope the feud continues for the sheer entertainment of it all.

Freudianslippers on December 22, 2006 at 5:31 pm

This really brings out a sick fascination in me–It reminds me of the clay-mation “celebrity death match” –this one is so humorous–the clay characters actually came to life!
I like the slams both ways (sick, I admit). Trump has it in for the loud mouth fattie whom we would all love to tell off. I think Trump will actually have some fun suing her. I hope he does. Rosie has run amok foaming at the mouth far too long without any limits–(remember her rants–“give me a close up on my face now!!!!” gag me).
Barabara Wawa appointed Rosie the lead b__tch on The View (you can use a “u” or an “i” in there– both are corect). She loves to impose her “luxurious ugliness” on us all with her little girlfriend and rants–like we are all agreeing with her.
This morning, Bill Bennet’s substitute on Patriot radio was recounting how Rosie berated her lesbo-bimbo on national TV “not to breast feed” their sperm donated baby because watching her nursing the baby “hurt her feelings–awwww”—why? because poor Rosie couldn’t bond with “their baby” to the extent of her girlfriend–awww!
Now Trump–he nauseates too– his act, his thinking he is G-d almighty with his money, his bimbos and his hairspray! Still, in this feud, I have to favor Donald giving Rosie her just desserts. Give me a front row seat and some popcorn.
Like your headline says Debbie, I hope this takes a little time! Are we back in the Roman Colosseum or something? I only wish it was guilt free to enjoy!!

BB on December 23, 2006 at 12:55 am

Of the three, only one will actually accomplish something: Muslims killing each other! They like to pÌss and moan about AMERICAN culture? At least Alien and Predator are fictional characters and Donald & the Dyke are harmless.
I take that back … maybe they DO have something to say about American culture! (chuckle)

Rocketman on December 23, 2006 at 9:25 am

If we can’t have a “fundamentalist Christian” whip Rosie’s ass, I’ll take Trump. My hope is that this tiff last a long time for the sheer fun of it. Yet, if it comes down to hand to hand combat, Rosie may have the upper hand. Trump appears a little soft to me; Rosie on the other hand, could play linebacker for the Packers. Cover up Donald, cover up!!!

Southernops on December 23, 2006 at 6:01 pm

I don’t know if it’s a publicity stunt or true patriotism, but I admire Donald Trump on this one:
Donald Trump sues for $10 million over US flag dispute
The Associated Press
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Donald Trump is suing this oceanside town for $10 million (Ä7.58 million) after being cited for flying an oversized U.S. flag over his Mar-a-Lago Club.
Attorneys for the club filed a complaint Thursday, saying that flying the flag is a constitutionally protected expression of free speech ó and that the large flag is a proper match for the size of the real-estate mogul’s patriotism.
Town officials said Trump violated zoning codes when the lavish club hoisted a 15-by-25-foot (4.5-by-7.5-meter) flag atop an 80-foot (24-meter) pole on Oct. 3. The citation was for having a flagpole taller than 42 feet (12.6 meters), for not obtaining a building permit and for not getting permission from the landmarks board.
“A smaller flag and pole on Mar-A-Lago’s property would be lost given its massive size, look silly instead of make a statement, and most importantly would fail to appropriately express the magnitude of Donald J. Trump’s and the Club’s members’ patriotism,” the lawsuit says.
A phone message left at the mayor and town council’s office was not returned Saturday.
In the lawsuit, Trump’s attorneys accuse the town of selectively enforcing its ordinances. Other locations in the town display flags that violate statutes, the lawsuit alleges.
All damages awarded to the club would be donated to veterans of the war in Iraq, the lawsuit said.
Trump had until Nov. 27 to apply for approvals or else he faced a Dec. 21 hearing that could have resulted in fines costing $250 (Ä190) per day. It was unclear Saturday whether that meeting took place.
“The day you need a permit to put up the American flag, that will be a sad day for this country,” Trump said in October.
Copyright © 2006 The International Herald Tribune |

Independent Conservative on December 24, 2006 at 8:16 am

Hamas v. Fatah – I have not enjoyed such a win-win situation since Saddam Hussein’s Iraq fought the Ayatollah Khomeini’s Iran.

Ripper on December 26, 2006 at 11:35 am

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