November 15, 2010, - 11:17 am

ABSURD: The “Shoes” of Whoopi Goldberg

By Debbie Schlussel

When Whoopi Goldberg–co-host of ABC’s yenta hag-fest, “The View”–walked out on Bill O’Reilly for saying Muslims perpetrated 9/11 (the wimp O’Reilly quickly apologized), her shoes were flashing on and off. I couldn’t get sharp enough video of it, but I was sure of what I saw. This overgrown child in a 55-year-old’s body was wearing shoes typically worn by a 2-year-old. Well, no worries. On Friday, “The View” hagster and defender of Mel Gibson’s and Helen tHAMAS Thomas’ anti-Semitism showed off her flashing kiddie shoes.  If you can stand it, watch this video up until 2:15. Goldberg shows the world her kiddie shoes, complete with the monkey socks of a little kid (and some stupid feather thing in her hair).


Dressing . . . & Thinking Like a 2-Year-Old (w/Apologies to 2-Year-Olds)

Yup, incredibly a middle-aged woman is proud that she dresses like a toddler. Since she acts like a bratty toddler, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that she dresses the part. No surprise that she takes no offense when fellow airhead, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, says that’s why her young son likes Whoopi. Of course. They dress alike.

Remember these shoes and socks, the next time Goldberg defends the racism and anti-Semitism of Mel Gibson and Helen Thomas, the next time she questions whether or not we really landed on the moon, the next time she says that Roman Polanski’s rape of a drugged 13-year-old “isn’t rape-rape.”

Again, the woman who dresses like a 2-year-old thinks like one.

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12 Responses

Debbie, you are being way to harsh on her. I have seen children wear light-up shoes at least through the age of three, and girls wearing monkey-sox even in the first grade.

Fred Taub on November 15, 2010 at 11:32 am

And there’s a whole industry to allow adults to regress to babyhood on the Internet.

I kid you not!

NormanF on November 15, 2010 at 11:46 am

Let’s not forget the restaurant Dave & Busters – the Chucky Cheese for “adults”.

Pats on November 15, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Wow. A black, female Pee Wee Herman.

I_AM_ME on November 15, 2010 at 2:35 pm

IAM: No, no. Pee Wee was (is?) likable, funny and clever. Pee Wee doesn’t shatter mirrors. Pee Wee’s politics are virtually unknown. Pee Wee is a true professional in every sense of the word. Whoopie? None of the above.

spiffo on November 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm


CornCoLeo on November 15, 2010 at 7:59 pm

I think Whoopi looks sexy. I mean her face does look like a vagina.

CornCoLeo on November 16, 2010 at 10:05 am

Never could figure out what people see in her or about her. She ranks up there with Dr. Phil, another piece of sludge.

Naomi Romm on November 16, 2010 at 1:45 pm

Wanna see an absurd picture of Whoopi. [Disclaimer: What is Seen Cannot Be Unseen.]

CaliforniaScreaming on November 16, 2010 at 11:42 pm

Ah, the hatred! Surely none of you, with the negative comments above regarding Whoppie, were reared by decent, intelligent, civic minded, caring, loving, giving and thoughtful of others parents. They must be so very proud of you spewing such hate!
I join Whoppie, as she laughs all the way to the bank.

Dr. Deborah Johnson-Daniel on May 4, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    As everyone has an opinion, I’m sure if given the opportunity, WHOOPI would have one about all who have commented about her shoes. People, they are a fashion statement for her. She’s an actor comedian/entertainer. No one says a word about the wild s$#@ Madonna or Gaga does. Get a life…Stop hatin…and lighten up. Most of youwont make the money she makes for a week in your lifetime. Maybe if you were more open minded and creative you might have an opportunity to do better with YOUR life. Give em hell Whoopi! And keep wearing whatever the hell you want. Her money…her shoes…HER BUSINESS!

    Lenell on February 18, 2014 at 11:42 am

What is the name of Whoopi Goldberg tennisshoes she had GMA white with color on the side had a shoe cam on the tennis shoes .

Valeda Ballenger-CooIey on October 17, 2013 at 4:03 am

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