January 26, 2007, - 1:06 pm

He’s Baaaaack: The Worm Won’t Go Away

By Debbie Schlussel
Dennis Rodman will have his own reality show, “Geek to Freak,” starting on February 16th on HDNet.
That figures–it’s the standardless Mark Cuban‘s network, which is also the new home of Dan Rather.
The theme of this “classy” show: Rodman takes nerdy people “for a walk on the wild side”–the kinky side. Here’s a more complete show description:


Geek to Freak with Dennis Rodman changes seven contestants’ lives forever with the help of the world’s most outrageous sports figure-Dennis Rodman. With his avant-garde style and flair for the extreme, Rodman will take willing subjects for a walk on the wilder side of life. Whether it’s an accountant who wants to become a stripper or a construction worker who dreams of performing in drag, no transformation is too radical for Rodman!

What a great contribution to America.
Says he:

It’s been an incredible journey transforming everyday people into the freaks that they’ve always wanted to become.

Hard to call that a “journey.” More like a fall into a deeper part of the sewer from the point to which he’s already fallen.
More evidence why Rodman’s nickname, “The Worm,” is an appropriate one.

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6 Responses

All of these degenerate “reality”, “outrage TV” shows were given to us by LIBERALS.
Phil Donohue started it (although it was tame by today’s standards, he broke the ice in bringing weirdness, unconvention, and perversion-tolerance into America’s households). Then we got MTV (Real World), and it further degenerated with Maury Povich, Ofrah, Rosie, Jenny Jones, Jerry Springer, et al. AND, they’re ALL LIBERALS. This is what LIBERALS are famous for: Glorifying the perverse; the degenerate; the profane; the evil, yet condemning decency and love of country.
Gone are the days of Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, etc.

Thee_Bruno on January 26, 2007 at 1:57 pm

All of these degenerate “reality”, “outrage TV” shows were given to us by LIBERALS…Rupert Murdoch is NOT what i’d call the epitome of “liberalism”…but like all Foxtards, Thee_Bruno likes his[?] history sans the benefit of FACTS.
Besides being one of the hardest working players in basketball, something all your computer jock readers couldn’t understand haven’t never played anything other than the video game, Rodman SHOULD be held up as and example of the AMERICAN ideal of individuality…but all you Amerikkklans see is UPPITY

EminemsRevenge on January 26, 2007 at 2:05 pm

I like you M&M. You always provide a good laugh with your insane rants and white man paranoia.
Rupert Murdock didn’t invent insane TV..LIBERALS did. Rupert Murdock doesn’t put on his shows nearly anything equivalent from the likes of Jerry Springer.
M&M….how is it you hate whitey and America so much, yet you refuse to move to the African country of your choice?
BTW, didn’t you know that whitey invented the computer and the Internet?
Keep posting, my brutha.

Thee_Bruno on January 26, 2007 at 2:21 pm

I think I’ll just stay my nice, boring, non-freaky self, thank you.

Carl on January 26, 2007 at 3:03 pm

Rodman is a phony as he always was. His act was and is right out of the Media Manipulator 101 playbook. Nothing at all radical.
I think “radical” these days is working hard and having goals and direction. Seriously, any idiot can get multiple tattoos and piercings and wear the latest trendy “individualist” clothes. I think it’s far more radical to denounce phony MTVish trappings and truly do what you want in life without being dependent on others.
M&M, walking to the mailbox to pick up your unemployment check does not make you an athlete.

Jeff_W on January 26, 2007 at 3:22 pm

Yo Bruno…whitey invented English too, and i can speak & write it a lot better than you when i want to.
Little history lesson for y’all…IF those Phonecians never sailed out of Africa all of y’all would STILL be in caves trying to procreate by doing each other in the butt.

EminemsRevenge on January 28, 2007 at 10:30 am

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