October 24, 2007, - 11:12 am

Yaaaawn: Brad Pitt/Skankelina Voight Produce Cat Lady Programming

By Debbie Schlussel
The look-at-my-staged-saintliness celeb pseudo-humanitarians Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Voight are producing a new HBO series on humanitarian aid workers.
PBS called and they want their yawn-worthy programming back. Then, the two 68-year-old socialist cat-ladies who’d actually watch called and said they can’t watch it since they don’t have cable. Warm milk called, too. Doesn’t want to compete for insomniacs.
Somehow, I’m sure this boring idea will go over real well amidst HBO programming of R-rated movies and semi-porn episodes of “Real Sex” and “Tell Me You Love Me.”


Angelina Jolie

at pro-HAMAS Arab Children’s Conference Hate-Fest–Jordan, 2004

If HBO will run this tripe and the Jolie-Pitt Skankouple will produce it, that’s more evidence than we need that our tax-funding of PBS programming needs to finally end. It’s being replicated by those who can afford it far better than Joe and Josephine Sixpack.
Oh, and by the way, don’t be surprised if Skankelina’s precious Palestinians are featured front and center with the “humanitarian” (HAMAS)aid workers. As I’ve written, they’re among her faves.
Remember, if you like her, you’re a skank-o-phile.

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3 Responses

Debbie, most straight men are skank-o-philes. Can you imagine any guy talking about “dating” Angelina and being asked about her political views. Men generally don’t care about women’s political views, or whether they cured cancer for that matter. Of course I’m not like that at all and really appreciate you for your opinions, etc.

Anonymous1 on October 24, 2007 at 9:25 pm

D.S. you are one of the hardest working writers in the blogosphere. And we appreciate it.
I hope Mitt or Rudi (or who ever is nominated) will take up the issue of stopping all federal funding for PBS and NPR. Frank Gaffney and others could make a powerful case for this. It would make me cheer.
The father, Jon Voight seems like a good guy, or at least he is realizing that the way people in his business talk and act, is a path to Hell, and he don’t wanna go.

The Word-Drum on October 24, 2007 at 11:32 pm

I admit I like her body as well as I like many womens body’s to look at. Beauty can be nice to view even that of a snake. But you don’t mary or have sex with a snake for it’s beauty.
Angelina Jolie’s belief doesn’t matter when it comes to outer view. But like many snakes when you want it, you’ll have to deal with the poison.
I’m disgusted when I see the poison she shows to have on this picture.
Keep up the good work Debbie!
btw, those 2 in front are they photoshopped?

Garifulla on October 25, 2007 at 3:28 am

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