December 17, 2010, - 3:13 pm

Your Tax $s @ Work: Sex Change Pills for Illegal Aliens

By Debbie Schlussel

Hey, maybe John Mor(t)on and Suzie “Stripper Pole” Barr–the two dolts running Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)–can make Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady” the agency’s official song.



ICE: We Turn “Undocumented Workers” Into RuPaul

Because there’s such an excess of money for the federal government to waste and nothing to spend it on, why not pay for illegal aliens to get the same ugliness Chastity, er . . .  Chaz Bono has, right? Moron and Stripper Pole Suzie’s ICE prescribed a “transgendered” illegal alien, Jose a/k/a “Krystal,” sex hormones, including Premarin. Incredible.

Jose Centeno is proof. He just became a U.S. citizen, but in 2009, Immigrations and Customs Enforcement detained him after investigating his immigration status and visa because of a previous felony drug conviction. ICE prescribed him sex hormones while he was locked up, because Centeno said it was medically necessary.

“I’m transgender so I am taking female hormones,” he said. “It’s not a choice, I was born, and I already knew I was born, in the wrong body, so it wasn’t a choice — I need those meds/hormone therapy to be who I am, but it’s not a choice.”

Centeno is now known as Krystal. He appeared to be a woman when he was detained by immigration, and he still does. He has never had surgery to alter his gender and doesn’t plan to, but his daily dose of the female hormone Premarin helps him appear like a woman.

“The first thing you see is the growth of facial hair — it slows down, it doesn’t grow as fast as normal for a male,” Centeno said. “Of course with your breasts growing, your mind starts changing.”

That change comes at a price. Ultimately, tax money paid for the convicted felon — who wasn’t a U.S. citizen — to maintain his appearance as a woman. . . .

ICE said it does not track transgendered detainees who are receiving hormone therapy, so they can’t say how much money they’ve spent. But ICE did say that since 2006 it’s aware of 45 transgendered detainees who’ve been prescribed hormones.


Dr. Louis Rodriguez, an endocrinologist, said he commonly treats transgendered people, and said that the prescription may not be necessary.

“Not unless a psychologist determines so, “ he said. “If they say, ‘This individual is going to commit suicide, if they don’t get hormones,’ if a psych tells me this — as an endocrinologist, I will prescribe it.” . . .

ICE officials say they are currently writing a policy for transgendered people in detention.

Can’t wait to read that bit of dry humor . . . or in this case dry humor on ICE.

I would support this idea of drugs to turn men into women . . . if we could forcibly prescribe it to every illegal named Mohammed and Ahmed.

Come to think of it, ICE chief John Moron Morton could use some male hormones.  And Suzie Barr–the one who’s really running ICE for Man-et Napolitano–could use some female ones.

ICE . . . We Fulfill Illegal Aliens’ RuPaulian Dreams.

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12 Responses

Yessir, yessir, the Deficit Commission hard at work.

Little Al on December 17, 2010 at 3:39 pm

[Debbie – I would support this idea of drugs to turn men into women . . . if we could forcibly prescribe it to every illegal named Mohammed and Ahmed.]

I prefer the surgical option instead. Without anesthesia.

I_AM_ME on December 17, 2010 at 3:39 pm

I don’t know who is running ICE. Only gynecologists can tell you for sure.

If there are men running the immigration agency, that’s big news to the rest of us. No self-respecting man would service a tranny!

Your federal tax dollars at work!

NormanF on December 17, 2010 at 5:45 pm

Did you see the leaked video of nurse murderer Speck? He was taking hormones and made a video with another inmate showing his new “body”. So it is a government wide problem when even mass murderers can get it. Oh and the only thing that got the prison people upset was that the tape got leaked out.

ender on December 17, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Why was this person even granted citizenship after a drug related felony conviction? Isn’t such a conviction normally grounds for deportation? Instead, this person gets a free transexual transformation courtesy of the U.S. taxpayer. Could this be the real reason why this character left Mexico?

Worry01 on December 17, 2010 at 7:05 pm


Yes folks, this is what it has come down to….never mind the security of your nation and the constructive spending of your tax dollars. Mind you this conglomerate of dysfunction was taken over and run by customs and pandering political inbreds. ENOUGH SAID!

IceNoMore on December 17, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    For your information Ice No More, the detention facilities, as you should know being a former legacy INS agent, are run by ERO, Enforcement and Removal Operations (formerly known as DRO), which is a totally former legacy INS run operation…Which considering the way the former INS ran things was the reason they were dissolved by the Homeland Security Act of 2002.

    Customs Forever on December 21, 2010 at 11:57 am

This is old news in California.
Barbara Boxer and lawmakers passed a law here over a few years ago having us paying for inmates that that are sad and want sex changes in our prison system to accommodate there needs. But no news stations report it to the public because Britney spears was having a mental breakdown and that was more important at that time to the public

hkyplayer on December 18, 2010 at 2:00 am

C’mon now IceNoMore…you know there are people like EVS and Priceless runnin this turkey!!I bet if you asked them–this bullcrap would be a good thing because, well because they and the rest of ICE, um HSI said so!!!!!

notanEVSfan on December 20, 2010 at 12:17 am

    Of that I have no doubt…

    IceNoMore on December 20, 2010 at 11:57 am

So the moral of the story is, If you are an illegal and you run out of hormone pills make a run for the border, get caught and your prescriptions will be filled. WHAT A JOKE!! I guess this would be called Don’t Ask, Can’t Tell.

CaliforniaScreaming on December 20, 2010 at 1:15 pm

How does it feel to run a hate speech website? Now, you’re lumped in with the KKK and all those other obsolete a-holes. Soon, you hateful people will all shrivel up and go the way of the dinosaur. I bet you’re “religious” too. What would Jesus do? He’d start a hate website of course, and spew venom about other people that he didn’t understand. Way. To. Go.

Seth Albion on February 11, 2012 at 7:09 pm

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