December 21, 2010, - 11:19 am

Janet Napoli-DUMBO: There are “364 Days in a Year”

By Debbie Schlussel

First, Barack Obama told us there are 57 states in the Union.  Now, Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano says there are 364 days in a year.  It’s not just Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents who are snickering at their utterly ignorant boss, it’s their young kids.

Yesterday, an ICE agent’s young child was watching ABC “World News Tonight” with his dad, and saw this video below.  The agent told me his child asked, “Dad, isn’t that your boss on TV?  Doesn’t she know there are 365 days in a year?” ICE is Homeland Security’s largest and most prominent agency, and as I’ve told you before, ICE agents are mostly demoralized and have no confidence in Napolitano. That she doesn’t know basic stuff that a young kid knows–like how many days there are in a year–just adds to it. The woman is a moron.

Says the embarrassed agent:

I have to report to someone who doesn’t know how many F-ING days are in a year. In the words of Charlie Brown, we’re doomed.

On the other hand, maybe there is one day when Islamic terrorists and other illegal aliens and weapons smugglers can do as they wish. Maybe there’s one day when her agents and employees aren’t on duty 24/7. But some would argue that’s actually the case 364, er . . . 365 days a year, due to her horrid, um, “leadership.”


Artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns

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15 Responses

And, unfortunately, their answers to the substantive questions weren’t really any better. Mr. Clapper had to ‘rescue’ her on one of the other questions — not much of a rescue, though. The answers just echoed their incompetence; duh, well, we can’t guarantee anything.

Little Al on December 21, 2010 at 11:50 am

This why this nitwit can take on the national security threats of obesity and climate change aka weather, she has time on her hands.

pat on December 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Dyke power! Woo-hoo!

Red Ryder on December 21, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Not only is she an inept dumbass but so is the entire structure from the master politiccal pole-smokers in the beltway down to the sacs, asacs, racs, and drone twits (operating under the guise of agents. There’s only a tiny handful of true agents who know their job and give a damn…the rest are mindless dweebs; leftovers from the customs cancer which has plagued the agency from its inception.

You now what happens when too much inbreeding goes unchecked…..

IceNoMore on December 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm

Maybe she’s telling the truth. On which day are they not working?

Nomadic100 on December 21, 2010 at 1:27 pm

Actually while she is a bonehead I doubt this is why she said what she did I remember from my finance classes that interest rates are calculated based on a 364 day year.

IAM: Yes, but Homeland Security is supposed to operate 365 days a year. DS

I_AM_ME on December 21, 2010 at 2:40 pm

I am sure the media will be all over this, and the government will replace her with a competent person.


Bill on December 21, 2010 at 2:53 pm

She doesn’t know there are 366 days in the year in leap years.

Can she do basic math? And how much doesn’t she know?

NormanF on December 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm

I’m sure she’s work eight days a week in order to give us the illusion of safety.

Harry on December 21, 2010 at 5:08 pm

actually, she’s correct if you go by the lesbianic calendar… 365 days is the calendar of the filthy patriarchal oppressors and by “cutting off” 1 day, the male is symbolically castrated, hence 364 days.

not too weird.

howardroark43 on December 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm

Her and the rest of the czars are working 364 days a year, 21 hours a day and 4 and a half days a week for our security, by her own ignorant admission. Guess the time line is different in the 57 states of Amerika.

ender on December 21, 2010 at 9:15 pm

I wonder if senility can catch up with you at her age? Also, one has to wonder why such a fourth rate person is retained, even though there are far more qualified people even in the Democratic Party who could take her place? There must be some unstated quota she is filling.

Worry01 on December 22, 2010 at 1:22 am

Maybe the Lesbonic Woman left out Christmas Day on purpose?

I cannot stand the two incompetent idiots sitting next to her.

If I’m President, I would shut down DHS for good and give the job of fighting terrorism back to the Pentagon and FBI.

Bobby'sBrain on December 22, 2010 at 12:12 pm

How can those two men sit on either side of her in the Sawyer interview and keep such straight faces? Have they no political, intellectual, or personal pride? She’s should be a one-[wo]man impetus to principled resignation. Her staff should be elbowing each other black and blue getting into her office with their letters giving notice. When will someone — anyone — help her achieve this? There should be an avalanche of desertion by her deputies which would destroy any conceivable credibility in her — even on the part of B. Hussein Obomba — and render her continued tenure impossible. Secretary “the system worked” Janet is one of the absolute lowest-intelligence nincompoop dullards in government, and now her reward is that she will have her own palace guard auxiliary?

Dernon Ruton on January 4, 2011 at 11:21 pm

But if you times the weeks by the days – it comes to 364!

7 x 52 = 364 – so by that comparison she is correct.

Caroline on March 1, 2011 at 10:07 am

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