December 26, 2010, - 12:24 pm

HILARIOUS Video: “Burka Woman” – Roy Orbison Full-Ninja Edition

By Debbie Schlussel

Pakistani Muslim comedian, Saad Haroon, makes this clever take-off of Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman.”  Will he ever be able to go to Pakistan again, after such “blasphemy” and apostasy?  Doubtful.  On the other hand, since he’s admired by Al-Jazeera, the Islamic Terrorist News Network and mocks the accurate view of Muslims as dangerous (and he probably has the same views of Jews, Christians, Israel, and America as the rest of ’em), don’t go loving this guy anytime soon. (Even if his major target is the Pakistani government.)

The thing is, as this video points out and as I’ve noted on this site many times, these women (and the men who support this) claim that covering everything but their eye-slits and toes is modesty.  Yet, they glop on very thick, dark eyeliner like a hooker and putting nail-polish on your toes–by their own religion’s standards of “modesty”–isn’t modest. It defeats the whole purpose of being covered in ugly black drapery.  After all, their big toes might turn someone one. Two words that go together like oil and water: “pretty” and “burka.”


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27 Responses

This is very funny. Have you seen “Burka Girls Gone Wild?” I won’t spoil it by telling you too much, but at one place the woman pulls down her face rag and the announcer says, “Yes! We’re talking full frontal!”

Anonymous on December 26, 2010 at 1:42 pm

All the prudery allows them to vent excesses in an unhealthy direction. If you have to hide beauty, what’s left is depraved ugliness.

There’s something hilarious about a religion that claims the corner on modesty and yet its adherents show they could care less about all the strictures the Koran imposes upon them. There is something in Islam that goes against human nature.

But you don’t need Saad Haroon to point that out to people!

NormanF on December 26, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Good stuff. Count down to the first death threats made over this. 3-2-1-…..

samurai on December 26, 2010 at 4:40 pm

If I may point out the obvious, this video is inaccurate. Those women are not wearing Burkas. Those are either Abayas or Chadors (I’m really not sure of the difference between an Abaya and a Chador, but I’m sure Debbie will enlighten us). I DO know that a Burka doesn’t even have eye slits, just a thickly meshed screen similar to a beekeeper’s outfit, only made out of softer fabric. I believe it also goes all the way to the ground, covering the feet that are usually already covered with ugly shoes.

I: That’s correct. What these women are wearing–though often called a burka–is technically a niqab. The real burkas do have, as you note, a beekeeper look and you can’t even see their eye-slits, unless you are up close and looking through the mesh. DS

Irving on December 26, 2010 at 5:57 pm

I have a theory that’s the inverse of one Debbie’s put forward on here for many years. We already know that if you flaunt what should be kept personal in front of the whole world, there’s nothing there. Alright, the dictum in reverse works like this: if you’ve got to hide everything, it usually a sign that one is up to no good.

Islamic modesty is just a means of concealing the darkness within the hearts of men. When you peel back a niqab or a burqa, you don’t find a gentle soul there. More like a feral beast. In the West, we’ve known that as “the wolf in sheep’s clothing” for a long time now.

Islam in short, has to repress its followers because it can’t appeal to them to commit to arduous spiritual elevation in this world like other religions. It has to call upon their darkest impulses because it works and for them this world is an just express lane to the next one and they don’t care who they take down with them to get there.

NormanF on December 26, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Islam requires women to cover up because Muslim men cannot suppress their own vile, prurient insticnts. Look at the high pedophilia/ rape rate in Islamic theocracies (where men are instructed to follow the example of the “prophet” Mohammed).

    Islamic modesty is very often a fraud, with men stoning women who expose an ankle. Interesting that not Muslim women wear burqas: some make do with headscarves and other rags.

    M: Yup, just as I’ve said on this site and elsewhere many times over the years and decades. A wisp of stray hair might turn a Muslim man on, and he can’t control himself from raping like an animal, so the woman is forced to cover up instead–the sign of a truly civil, er . . . ci-VILE society. DS

    Mike on December 26, 2010 at 9:33 pm

      Still… with all that sexual repression, its amazing how fast they breed. If Islam was just an obscure sect,its beliefs wouldn’t be an issue. Its an issue as their followers act them out literally, regardless of the harm to themselves or to others around them.

      NormanF on December 27, 2010 at 6:53 am

Sorry, should have said – “Not all.”

Mike on December 26, 2010 at 9:34 pm

I enjoy parody as much as the next guy, but I found this one pretty lame. I felt compelled to play the real “Pretty Woman” – the live version from “A Black and White Night” – to set my mind aright.

The best parody I’ve come across this holiday season is “Jihad Bells” from the latest “Latma*” episode. It’s an Israeli series started by Caroline Glick, a political analyst who otherwise writes for the Jerusalem Post. It’s in Hebrew with English subtitles – until you get to the song itself. Enjoy.

Raymond in DC on December 27, 2010 at 12:38 am

Islamic Rage Boy… they get into a surly mood over what we would consider trifling offenses.

We cater to them like they’re three years old with a bad temper tantrum instead of telling them to grow up and act like adults.

We not only have to accommodate 7 Century habits but also also the outlook of overgrown toddlers.

Go figure.

NormanF on December 27, 2010 at 9:03 am

A burka woman is like a box of Cracker Jack, the prize inside is really cheap and disappointing.

ender on December 27, 2010 at 10:09 am

    A corny joke… when I was a kid, I used to look forward to Cracker Jack. I liked guessing what toy was in the box. In Islam, a man is never sure if in a burqa he is getting a woman or a man. Only her family knows for sure.

    NormanF on December 27, 2010 at 12:50 pm

At its very worst, organized religion is about controlling people, bending their will to suit the whims of a priest/mullah/guru.

Just like fascism, a shrewd leader would look for the most gullible, malleable people to prop him up. Intelligent people ask too many questions, so they either get locked-up, beheaded or both.

Which is why in the totalitarian parts of the Islamic world, you don’t see an Arab Broadway, a Muslim Mall of Arabia or a Halal Hollywood: groups of smart people with initiative would be required to create them.

Of course, to be a good tyrant, you have to be a great liar and have a fresh supply of BS to placate and empower the totally dumbed-down masses. When you organize a religion, a rational person would take a group’s welfare into consideration; a tyrant would only consider his own well-being and self-preservation (hello, Kim Il-Sung). Hence Hence you create a myriad of convoluted rules and rituals to ensure your perpetuity and omnipotence.

I’d love to go on, but I prefer to say that Fascist Islam represents the worst aspects of organized religion. And Mohammed never existed – at least as one man.


The Reverend Jacques on December 27, 2010 at 10:28 am

I see this very often in the area of Brooklyn where I live. Actually very pathetic, but on the other hand I sometimes wonder what they might be hiding under the drapes. Considering that many Jews live in the neighborhood also the thought is sobering, or maybe I’m just paranoid.

Naomi Romm on December 27, 2010 at 10:42 am

I looked up niqab pictures and found a webpage
which shows women wearing niqabs and advertises new
niqab pictures everyday. Anyway some of these niqabs are
down right creepy. Women wearing these look like the
walking dead or like black ghosts. How dehumanizing!
How on earth would I begin to be able to even talk to
someone wearing such clothing. Some of those niqabs are
as bad as a burka in that the women wear a cloth of varing thickness over the eyes as well.

Lady in Northern Virginia on December 27, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Actually, I would rather hang around one of the alleged entities from Ghost Adventures than one of them. 😉

    worry01 on December 27, 2010 at 7:58 pm

Deserved comic relief from Islam… Enjoy.

FactsRule on December 27, 2010 at 5:20 pm

The lead guitarist sucks.

Not Ovenready on December 27, 2010 at 7:09 pm


Earth on December 27, 2010 at 8:11 pm

I didn’t find it that funny.

What am I missing?

There is NO Santa Claus on December 27, 2010 at 9:25 pm

I guess I fell asleep and missed the punchline.
The only joke I see here is Islam.
…so what are we laughing at?


theShadow on December 28, 2010 at 4:01 am

One of he drawbacks to our security,and one of the benefits and advantages to Islamofascist militant Jihadi homicidal, sadistic, deranged killers/hater/bigots, psychos.

Any bloody fool can wear a burka and hijab, etc., and totally obscure themselves from scrutiny. Islamofascist sissies who hide behind women and children have employed that technique before, have they not, dressinig alike a woman hidden behind draperies from head to toe, and escaping after an attack, etc.

Of course that isn’t a bad idea, as Si Fan and Ninja types would use disguises to gather intelligence, plan their assasinations or attacks, etc. Perhaps we US citizens and soldiers, etc., would do well to wear the burka and hijab, mix with the Islamofascists, gather intel, and get them in the act.

Imagine ten or twelve well trained men, skilled in hand-to-hand combat, knife fighting, using anything and everything they find as a weapon – rope, magazines, books, plastic utensils, robes, chairs, chair legs, coins, pens, pencils, dust, chalk, anything, and also guns, swords, etc., infiltraing US muslim jihadis, and overseas muslim jihadis and taking them out.

That would be wonderful. They want to die for Allah, and we don’t want them alive, acting like rabid dogs, dedicating their time to planning and carrying out our demise.

Nevertheless, the US is foolish to allow muslims to cover themselves in islamic full body obscuring garb, for that puts us all in danger as they can obscure their weapons, bombs, sex of the person, etc. Also the US and the states in the US must NOT allow Muslims to take ID photos with their faces covered.

If they are allowed to do so I might seriously consider wearing a full face covering Ski mask next time I am to get my photo ID updated.

This is the USA. If there are laws for one, it must be followed by all.

William on December 29, 2010 at 3:43 pm

Funny video, nice parody of song (and burqa habits) but it was a little longish.

P.S. Debbie is looking great; did she have a makeover?!

Just Me on December 29, 2010 at 4:35 pm

The video is very funny and certainly highlights how dump religious beliefs are. I also see the venom flowing here about Islam, have the retards here slamming only Islam ever considered how ridiculous Christian beliefs are, particularly American Christians? What percentage of Americans believe in the death penalty and point to the Old Testament, supposedly the word of God (aka Yahweh), as their justification. The US is the ONLY country in the developed world with the death penalty. Why is that? All simple minded are idiots and the US has it ample share of fools.

Chris on December 13, 2011 at 1:43 am


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