November 26, 2007, - 12:43 pm

Naked Chef Has it Right on Jolie-Pitt Spawn

By Debbie Schlussel
Not sure if this story is true, but TMZ and The Daily Star reported it over the weekend. Regardless of its veracity, it’s right on target about pan-Islamist Angelina Jolie and her wife, Brad Pitt and their coronated supreme baby of the universe:
Supposedly, Jamie Oliver a/k/a “The Naked Chef” called Angelina Jolie in an effort to promote his cooking and new book to her. He asked how her daughter, Shiloh Pitt, er . . . Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, was doing. Except that he mixed the name up and asked her how Piloh Shitt was doing. And he apparently did it on purpose.
Yup, I’d say that name is even more appropriate for her skanky, pro-terrorist mommy than for the heretofore innocent baby who didn’t have a say in picking her parents. But, in time, with them as parents, odds are that she will indeed fit the Naked Chef’s malapropist moniker.


“Naked Chef” Jamie Oliver Has Naked Truth on Jolie-Pitt Clan

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5 Responses


cankelz on November 26, 2007 at 1:13 pm

Piloh Shitt? That’s going to be my new radio name.

hockeykevin on November 26, 2007 at 5:15 pm

B”H OMG! NO WAY! He did not! Did he? I knew there was a reason I liked his show. 😉

Ben-Yehudah on November 26, 2007 at 6:18 pm

For all you fans of Atlas Shrugged — supposedly there is an AS movie in the works, starring Angelina Jolie as Dagny. Clearly, Jolie has no idea what this book is about, and is only a step up from Hillary Clinton as the person to portray Dagny. If this movie gets made, I predict it will be as awful as Bonfire of the Vanities, another Hollywood movie that butchered a truly great book.

RepublicanPatriot on November 27, 2007 at 2:56 pm

Ya’ got me chuckling up my trans-fatty popcorn on that one.

Mike on November 27, 2007 at 5:41 pm

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