January 20, 2011, - 1:56 pm

DumbAssity (TM) of the Day, Father of the Year

By Debbie Schlussel

As longtime readers know, I despise actor Mark Wahlberg, a low-life thug who tried to murder a Vietnamese immigrant for a case of beer and succeeded in taking out the immigrant’s eye with a meat hook.  This scumbag, now living the “life of Riley,” never made it up to this man, never remunerated him for what he took.  Hollywood is littered with far better men who populate the waiter/actor profession because they don’t get the acting roles and paychecks of gazillionaire Wahlberg . . . and they never attacked a poor man with a meat hook.

Mark Wahlberg: Captain of the All-American Pot-Smokin’ Dads Team

Now, Wahlberg, a father of four, is telling the world why and when he decided to stop being a pothead.  And, no, it wasn’t when he became a father or even upon the birth of his fourth child.  That would be too mature for this schmuck. And it just didn’t occur to him that becoming a father–four times–means it’s time to grow up. Listen to this “decision of mature parenting” . . .

One day, we were driving and you could smell it from somewhere. My daughter asked what the smell was so I told her it was a skunk. Then she said, ‘Sometimes Daddy smells like that!’ to me and my wife. So I knew I had to quit.

Whatta guy. Like I said, neither the news that his wife (then his girlfriend, since he didn’t marry the woman ’til after all four kids were born–classy dude) was pregnant with children numbers one through four, nor the birth of any of these kids was enough to make this jerk think, “Hmmm, I’m going to be a father” or “I’m a father, now, and I’d better quit smoking marijuana.”

Yup, that’s Hollywood. The same people who lecture the rest of America on how we should live are too drugged up to realize the basics of how real human beings live.

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11 Responses

Typical Hollywood. Only useful idiots emulate or listen to these fools. Read the chapter on Hollywood in Dupes by Paul Kengor to see how far back their idiocy goes.

GI Jane on January 20, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Thanks for the info on this guy. I’d almost like him if he’d at least made amends, but since he’s unrepentant, I’ll skip his flicks.

P. Aaron on January 20, 2011 at 5:50 pm

Aww lovely daughter says daddy smells like a skunk! That girl does not how her dad, Mr Marky Mark is a big stink and that’s with his Funky Bunch. I make it a habit never to listen to these degenerates from Hollyweird.

Mario on January 20, 2011 at 6:02 pm

What a shame….I kind of like his movies….didn’t realize he did this to someone and about his pot smoking habit. I always heard how he supports our military…now I know this. Thanks for sharing.

@freedom4usa on January 20, 2011 at 6:55 pm

I love it when you hate the same peeps I hate even more. This gross POS is such a fraud. Oh and thanks for reminding others of the Vietnamese fella…it always amazes me how much peeps don’t meantion that racist incident, but I think of it every time I see this over-rated turds ugly mug (and he is ugly…not as much as Bill Maher (but who is, really?)…sorry money and fame does not make someone attractive…no matter how much they say so about Michelle Antoinette Obama).

This racid pile of warthog puke didn’t respect his “wife” enough to marry the dope ’til after the 4th kid. Ok, so they made it right, but it took disrespect down a loooong road. Don’t expect me to give your relationship more respect and dignity than your own “man” will. That’s horse-crap.

Skunks smell a lot better than MW…and I ought to know.

Skunky on January 20, 2011 at 8:17 pm

“One day, we were driving and you could smell it from somewhere. My daughter asked what the smell was so I told her it was a skunk. Then she said, ‘Sometimes Daddy smells like that!’ to me and my wife. So I knew I had to quit.”

Translation: “I finally started to bathe.”

The end.

The Reverend Jacques on January 20, 2011 at 10:01 pm

I did not know about the meat hook thing but the pot, who cares? More people die each year from idiot alcoholics than pot will ever kill. People that smoke pot make better parents, they don’t act like fools and drive erratically. They don’t fight and call each other names. They do sit and listen and play video games with them. Get it?

Keith in Seattle on January 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Thanks for the info Debbie, won’t be watching his films anymore.

Truth on January 24, 2011 at 10:47 am

he served time in prison for this crime and duba did more drugs then just pot yet no comment on his war criminal status wow a jewish woman who likes secret prisons especially in egypt and torture so much for believing in the american justice system

mwramorlock on February 17, 2011 at 1:36 am

What is the point of this article? I don’t smoke but don’t hold it against anyone, I see this article as a a no name writer bitter that they will never be anything. Yes I ma a parent and yes I married the childs mother before anyone attempts to write something as stupid as this ‘author’. This link should not be attached to the decent article I was reading, I now think less of that site for this person’s writing to be associated in anyway.

Matt on April 3, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Oh year, Debbie willnever say anything derogatory about the
cowardly shrub, dubya..This bully never served our country,
yet skipped out on it,,Debbie will never say anyting about
the cowards cocaine addiction or liquor addiction..That’s reserved only for “lefties”…..

Harold Shalett on June 19, 2011 at 9:45 pm

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